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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Whoever started the phrase, "that went over like a fart in church", was never an 8 year old in church. That's peak comedy.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I guess I could understand the whole Ed Sheeran and Bob Kraft thing. Ed will do anything for money and we all know how much Bob loves that.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Man, fuck Flock Cameras. AI can't even figure out how many fingers a human hand is supposed to have, but we're trusting it to read license plates?

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A seemingly never-ending amount of clowns exiting a tiny car except it's the brass section of a ska band exciting a van.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I'm so fucking sick of needed apps for shit. Like, I'm buying a fucking coffee, bro. We don't need a computer for this.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Last night, I has a dream that I was back in the Army. The entire dream was just me and two other sergeants arguing about how to properly line the troops up by height. To date, this is the most accurate dream about being a sergeant that I have ever had.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Recently, while checking out an antique shop and wondering if any items in it were haunted, a painting fell off the wall and smashed me in the face. So, I'm basically a human EMF reader.

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Pirate's Cove /TheArtistBuilds @catriverstudio.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I wonder if @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social has ever had a cheese frenchy sammich.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

It'd be super cool if more Christians died for my sins.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Totally hypothetical question: What if someone were to just blast an airhorn into their cellphone every time a telemarketer calls?

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I'm pretty sure the latest assassin was going to let Patel live because he knew there was no way that moron could catch him. Kash Patel couldn't catch covid in a wet market.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I'm not normally a hot take guy, but let's be honest, an FBI led by Kash Patel couldn't find an elephant in a Volkswagen. If I go missing while that fucking wonky-eyed hobbit is in charge, just write my obituary and send some flowers to my mom.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Kid Rock makes music for people who like rap but hate black folks.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I know I'm not supposed to respond to scam texts, but I'm intrigued.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

“Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshiping.” -- Hubert Reeves (1932 - 2023)

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Hey @nasawebb.extwitter.link, see, I can take cool pictures of the sky too! The moon, Venus, and Regulus lined up this morning.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

So, MAGA influencer/SoundCloud-level rapper/Raggedy Ann wearing a Post Malone Halloween costume, Tom MacDonald has a new song out...

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

At this point, Lindsey Graham is the only person who doesn't know that Lindsey Graham is gay.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I love Peter Jackson. He's an incredible director, but why does every picture of him look like he just got arrested for pooping through a sunroof?

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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

A Viking funeral, but you deep fry me in batter, then finish me with powdered sugar and strawberries and serve me up like a funnel cake.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

"McDonalds is the place to rock." - Wesley Willis

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

i did not give you permission to tickle my fancy

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I'm not sure how or why mothman became a queer icon by I 100% support this.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I don’t want a career. I want to stay home and write cute little book reviews no one asked for.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

It kind of blows my mind that RFK Jr has more holes in his brain than any other Kennedy.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Jellyroll makes music for people who buy their jewelry and motor oil in the same place.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

There is a loneliness epidemic amongst young conservative men and I am shocked. You'd think women would flock to someone who's built their entire personality around Wintergreen Kodiak and overt misogyny.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

This is my favorite break-up of all time.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Shout-out to my gym cleaning crew for using so much bleach, the naked old guy had a flashback to World War I.

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ccvigne.bsky.social @ccvigne.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

THIS IS so TRUE! "Planting the garden instead of ripping it out" is what really spoke to me!

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

ffs how many years in a row did I shit my pants at the zoo, I hate facebook memories

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

I got chills. They're doing long division.

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Mystery @mysteryums.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

BREAKING: THE SUBSTITUTE POPE HAS WHEELED THE CART WITH THE TV AND VCR INTO THE VATICAN

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Pope should be the past tense for poop.

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Imagine digging your way out of some tomb and people are all “yeah tomorrow’s Monday.”

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

[going through my shitty coworkers car and stealing his copy of The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails on CD] keep your friends close… …and your enemy’s Closer

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

ham on easter is code for clapping cheeks in the name of jesus

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

3 and a half years ago, I started working out. I've come a long way.

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Sarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Shoutout to the guy who absolutely wrecked the bathroom at LA Fitness this morning. Based on the sound alone, I'm guessing you're going to need a couple of stitches.

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