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Sardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

My dog camera is getting my dogs names mixed up and they're pretty upset about it

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I miss the old days when people would just cough once then quietly pass away

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ceej @ceej.online · 23/07/2026

say what you will about the internet, but it’s undeniably the best way to find new stupid stuff to be insane about every day

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

me, showing off my backless shoes: do these mules make me look like an ass ? my gynecologist: what

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My wife left me by doing the “stairs behind the sofa” thing, and never came back

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My love language is everyone going home

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My meal prep is cutting open the ramen package before the water is actually boiling.

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

People think I'm friendly when I walk the dogs but I'm just swatting away the gnats

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

If I drive 55 mph, I save 10 cents. If I drive 85 mph, I get there before the next price hike. It’s a tie.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

When it happens, all of the living presidents should go golfing on the day of the funeral.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

sometimes when I still feel bitter about the return to office mandate I just start opening pdfs and PRINTING SHIT

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

[first date] Him: So is Deb short for Deborah? Her: No. Debacle.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I need a Spanish futbol announcer to follow me around and yell GOOOOOOOL whenever I overcome the slightest inconvenience.

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Sardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Everyone just calm down. I'm sure the worst is yet to come.

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

the song of the summer is just screeching

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

My new car has lots of fancy technology in it. Just now I put it in reverse and it showed a video of some lady getting run over by a car.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’m like hamburger that never got help

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Body type: Tragic disrepair.

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🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I don't go out much because I'm broke. But once I'm rich, I'm going to have to come up with another excuse.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Paying $5 for the petting zoo just to feel something (a goat)

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Sardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Thought I saw Mitch McConnell at Walmart but it was just a mannequin in the men's department wearing a plaid shirt

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

i put my pants on just like everyone else, bitching and screaming about how i have to go to work

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I thought Skip To My Lou was some British song about being happy to find a bathroom.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Meth if it's a boy, Crystal if it's a girl.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Wife: So whatcha thinking about Me: If jennifer lawrence had married martin lawrence, she'd still be jennifer lawrence Wife: My fault for asking (this is a real thing that happened)

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This day in history. 2009. Jackson Browne settled a lawsuit with senator John McCain who had used Running on Empty in a campaign ad without permission but said he knew nothing about it. So I'd like to ask him how he "approved this message" then, wait is he the one who's only pretending to be alive?

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

We have two settings: 1) Silly 2) Crushed under the weight of crippling depression

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

[the inventor of golf] How can we monetize getting angry in a field?

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

got fired from the casket-making factory. boss said i talked too much. that was the nail in my coffin. i just couldn’t put a lid on it. i made grave mistakes. ì

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