iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Sometimes my kids will present me with something so profound, that I am forced to reflect on my own life choices, like why did I have kids

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

what’s the latest tea on Timothy Chamomile

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Rocking around the clock sounds exhausting.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Grant me the serenity to change the things that are minor inconveniences.

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Hello, police? My daughter is wearing my clothes while telling me I have no style.

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Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I would scroll my phone next to you so hard

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

can’t believe it’s almost 2026 and we’re still don’t know what the deelio is

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

They call it “personal growth” because other people’s growths are disgusting.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I’ve never exfoliated. I like to keep my foliage close.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I’m like if “what the fuck” was a person.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I have no patience for people who take their time crossing a crosswalk but I’ll sit all day and wait for a family of ducks to cross the road

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Liz Lets Loose @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Sam's Club is the Walmart of Costcos (and there's a reason for that)

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Him: where are all the coffee filters? Me:

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

It's amazing when you quit drinking how unattractive people become *6 years sober today, best 6 years of my life*

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

ME: *hangs up phone* REFRIGERATOR: Who was that ME: *tearful* What are you running from

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 14/11/2025

Sea Bass would be a good nickname for Sebastian

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

it’s nice to mute you too

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

there's an owl literally hooting outside, predictable much???

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 14/11/2025

the hardest part of meditating for me is right when i start to center myself the car behind me starts honking

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately, you guys. I’ve been really busy *continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I said "tooth hurty" and my dentist just blinked at me

Calendar reminder for my dentist appointment at 2:30

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I like visiting my ancestral home (dives head first into bog)

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Anything can be a pet. A squirrel, a dung beetle, moss. The key is, they can't get away.

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 07/11/2025

if you feel yourself start to panic, stop and ask yourself - “wait - is this even my disco?”

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered

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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I know you have rice, brown or just long? I'm all out of grub, I'm so lost without food I can't be too late to say I want stroganoff

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

do you wanna come over so our reply guys can have a playdate?

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude. Me: Well this is awkward.

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail

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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I'm 'seen people smoke in a hospital' years old

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Sorry I had to mute you but I don't like looking at your face nearly as much as you clearly do

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I'm kind of like if oops wrong hole was a person

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

He’s a 10 but he’s not into me

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Me: ok. I've had a cup of coffee. I enjoyed that. Thanks for putting it at the top of my priority list. What's next? My brain: you need a nap now

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.

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mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Taking my rotting pumpkin to a patch upstate

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I’m not even gonna mention it ~ me about to mention it

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

An album of remakes where they use the misheard lyrics instead of the real ones.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at

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