Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If your kid is bullying my kid, and my kid has tried to tell your kid to stop many times and your kid doesn’t, my kid has been instructed to punch your kid in the face  0130
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I had no idea it would take the American people 10 years to realize Trump is full of shit. I thought it was pretty obvious immediately. 3213251493
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s crazy how a country with $40 trillion in debt is giving me a credit score. Read the room. 3359
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I guarantee that if Trump said “the first born of every family in America is to die,” the spineless Republican pieces garbage in his administration would support it. 100 percent  1204
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hey Republicans, grow a f*cking spine and finally oust this piece of sh*t monster!! 2213
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I take my popcorn, blend it up, put some extra butter in there and drink it 051
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out. 3172
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I saw a snowman with a six pack. It was an abdominal snowman. 0263
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you still like Trump, you’re either horribly misinformed or you belong in jail  0221
Reposted by Michael sistoMichael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If you voted for Trump three times, then you should be in jail 5858574
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If you drive really fast on the freeway, you’re obviously incredibly cool 080
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026If you think you’re getting a tariff refund check, you’re d*mber than I thought 1133
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If you voted for Trump three times, then you should be in jail 5858574
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Haven’t lost my virginity yet because I never lose! 2191
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026If your cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud? 2211
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Do Transformers have car insurance or life insurance? 1141
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My daughter is studying to be a surgeon. I just hope she makes the cut. 0212
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I have a pet termite. I named him Clint. Clint eats wood. 0448
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I’m somehow getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand! 0372
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 04/06/2026People don’t fake depression. They fake being OK. Remember that. Be kind. 🙏 05925
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Tesla drivers eat Snickers upside down so they can feel that veiny texture on their tongue 5264
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I can’t call someone a dumbf*ck at work, so instead I say, “Walk me through your thought process.” 5568
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026People only write congrats because they can’t spell congrajlashins 0341
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Pedoph*les are often mistaken for Santa Claus because whenever they enter a child’s room, they leave with an empty sac 190
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 28/05/2026My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. 080
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Why don't trees watch scary movies? Because they get petrified. 0100
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I used to be a clockmaker. It was a great job because I made my own hours. 2110
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Be sure to eat before boarding the train in Budapest or you’ll leave hungary. 0183
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The large pickle is so pompous. It thinks it’s a big dill. 1120
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026A woman threw away her toaster because it kept burning her bread. She came to find out that she’s black toast intolerant. 182
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I used to be a baker, but I quit because I didn’t make enough dough. 1120
Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I woke up with a face full of rice. I must’ve fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau. 191