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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Tacos on a Monday because who can wait that fucking long

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

You can always trust that at any given moment, I’m into something completely nerdy

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

They say the worst thing you can be is cruel, but I think the worst thing you can be is sticky

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Glistening to music

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

*during sex Are you mad at me? It feels like you’re mad at me.

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J_Curtis 🇨🇦 @j-curtis.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Pretty sure the cat just punched me in the face to wake me up

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

(drinks spilling everywhere) this table should be called an unstable

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I enjoy having a drink on my deck so the local gnats have a community swimming pool

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

There's a glitch in my coping mechanism.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

There's nothing common about sense anymore.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

good morning to everyone except people who left dishes in the sink last night

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 08/05/2026

you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

“That plan is so crazy it just might work!” NARRATOR: It didn’t.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/05/2026

The good news about wellbutrin is it gives you energy to be mad at things again. The bad news is that it gives you the energy to be mad at things again

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

You can be anything you want. Except cool. Or smart. Or rich. Or powerful. Or confident. Or happy. Maybe forget the first thing I said.

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EmoG @emog.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

“Touch grass,” they said. I touched it. It was wet. My friends are assholes.

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FameGace @famegace.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Could someone create a show called Solved Mysteries? I think I’m entitled to some answers at this point.

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

awkwardly juggling your attention bc I don't know what else to do with it

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Rocketgirl 🚀 @rocketgrrl.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

This is a good episode.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I used to work for Dewalt, but tired of the constant drills.

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I don’t know much but I do know the most painful unit of measure is hertz

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

My toxic trait is just disappearing for a while because my ADHD brain needs it. Not sorry

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Took my car in for its post-winter clean and honestly the staff were very professional about the whole thing, all things considered

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

brb, I gotta show some people up at work

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

me, after coming up with a revolutionary idea and then immediately forgetting it for ever

a photo of a beluga whale releasing air from its blowhole underwater. the bubbles form a shape similar to a miniature mushroom cloud. The beluga whale, like all beluga whales, seems to know just how cute it is

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

i hope white people taco night was a success for you

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Unless your body is in his trunk, he’s not that into you.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

(bee’s last words after stinging you) your neighbor’s yard is better

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Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Procrastination is a dish best served some other time.

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 25/06/2025

that’s okay (tongue click)

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Equal parts "genius" and "absolutely not thinking this through"

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

can’t. I’m busy sending baby talk messages to people’s pets.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

rapid fire shots of reality to the skull

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

was just loading the dishwasher a few moments ago and got a text from my wife who’s on a trip in Florida that just says “WRONG” ??

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA ARE LAUGHING AT YOUR DATING PROFILE

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Might fuck around and believe in myself today.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

You’ve really gotta hand it to relay runners.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I hope you all remembered to leave tacos and margaritas out for Santa last night

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I don’t think before I speak I just hope for the best

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I'm gonna make it even if I have to fake it

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/05/2026

At what age can I start having multiple things going at full volume comfortably

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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

them: get on my level me: best i can do is your nerves

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

ice cream: it's what's for dinner

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

interviewer: why do you want a job in customer complaints? me: I think I’m really good at complaining about customers interviewer: perfect, when can you start?

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Charging both vibrators on a Sunday just like god intended

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

choosing chaos and pronouncing grand prix the way it's written

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

You know you’re really Canadian when you cannot afford it by putting a grocery item back on the shelf and whispering “sorry” to it. 🇨🇦

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