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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ME: AI can never replace me AI: *starts making terrible posts* ME: well fuck
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IT'S A FLOOR VASE (apparently)
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lib Dem polling, 2024-2026:
a much memed image of a guy calmly eating his dinner in a chippy while it all kicks off behind him
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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frank n furter @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"view full thread"
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What the fuck is going on at Fairford?

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Kate Watson
 @loreandordure.com

So there was the time, in quite a busy (and loud) pub, that I explained about induced ovulation in cats by describing, at a volume loud enough to be audible to everyone at my table (and some at others), the feline penis thus: “imagine a dildo wrapped in barbed wire”.
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beth death & the slay-belles @dumb-belles.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
At my mum's, with my son, for tea. Husband is at a work event. Mum has made some linguine, because, she says, of my husband's "Italian connection". We've been together for 20+ years. The Italian connection my dearest mother is referring to is an Italian ex-girlfriend. Platinum-level trolling.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dick Van Dyke as Bert in Mary Poppins
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My junk folder reads like someone has had it up to here with chiropractors
Email folder screenshot. 4 emails entitled: no more chiropractors, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, no more chiropractors
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nice post. Too bad it was plagiarised from the dictionary.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No she’s not.
TLS: Mary Beard on the Bayeux Tapestry.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
may have witnessed something significant during an excursion with the kids today
picture of a dragon seemingly being pierced by light from the setting sun on a bridge covered with graffiti outside of Chapel Hill, NC
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you see something (a jean jacket) say something (yooo nice jean jacket!)
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Editor: You get those photos of Deputy Labour Leader and Education Secretary Lucy Powell? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin ominous and lurid green, just like you asked. Editor: what
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Forever Chased in the Underworld @atalantadoll.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ishmael? I ‘ardly call ‘im!
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[David Attenborough voice] and now you see the human in its natural habitat scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, a repetitive behavior they seem to both love and hate at the same time
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"There lies Madness," she points. "Try not to trip over the saxophone."
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who took this pic, Brooklyn Beckham?
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Best weekend find 😂
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a slug🍚🐝🌱🦌💽🫙🚉 @drunk.moe · 19/09/2026
This is my favorite picture on the internet (Former French Prime Minister Édouard Philippe defeats children in a game of dominoes during a visit to a school, September 2019)
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Its called skeets and the cum is stored in the replies.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I’m not the only one” how many people are tracking this woman’s son
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I hope this ishmael finds you whale
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My (35M) support acts (43M, 29M, 37M, 24M) have unionised!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Inland Empire: +3 Drama: +2 Interfacing: +1 Authority: -5
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A smoking barefoot pet telling the HOA to fuck off
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I just totally destroyed some baby at a game of peekaboo. He was right to cry.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
vivaldi implies the existence of vivlidl
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
where were you on mexican 9/11
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
losing my shit at this
r/KitchenConfidential 21 min • Dołącz
How do you label your leftovers?
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Mesican
_9/11
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unusual remark for an orange man
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@eskay520

I don’t know if I trust this pilot 

(picture of a stuffed Spheal in an airplane cockpit)

I DIDNT REALIZE ITS 9/11 IM SORRY
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Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
where does dracula go when he's sick? gothspital (please this is the one and only joke i have ever thought up in my life)
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C-N @carl-niclas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence."
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Think my first day as a copywriter for Chester Zoo has gone well.
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