Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 6hAs if our problems were too few, the Digimon now have eggs. Who let them? What rogues! Woe that anyone be so cavalier as to say, "yes, oviparous Digimon, just what this pained world needs". 040
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 8hOctober's outset still permits the wearing of shorts! The trouser must await its cue. 000
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The rings They destroyed their bag Yes YES The rings are FreeFrom™ 030
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They abandoned this because they were... trying to cut down. 011
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Q: When Mary, Kate, and Ashley were partially fused into Mary-Kate and Ashley, did their souls combine? A: False. They do not have souls. 142
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Breaking: University safeguards funding by disguising itself as nuclear submarine. 000
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Only thirty years? A trifle: British houses should remain damp for over a century. 030
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The bridge is doomed: Westminster has yet to acknowledge the existence of any urban constituency south of the river. 020
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If I ever release a full song, its chorus will occur only once therein. Why repeat myself? Listeners upset by such economy—strong of mind if not of memory—are free to rewind as they please. 000
Reposted by StefanCodex @programmingcodex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026For next year: seeking an English to Japanese translator for a small indie game next year, if anyone has recs drop me a reply or @ (will reach out next year, any reposts will help) 13147
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Any knife may become a butter knife in the hands of the brave. 091
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026English cuisine has received a higher rating from the UN, following their ruling that salt is a spice. 000
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Mild picante sauce" is a culinary oxymoron. The two qualities cancel out—they may as well sell jars of antimatter. 081
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Life in the Digimon world would be far easier if people simply ignored the Digimon. They may be capable of speech, but so too are televisions—we owe neither our attention. 030
Reposted by StefanMøtif (Alex) - 🎂24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Good morning, everyone! 323066960
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"All things considered", he says, having blatantly failed to consider absolutely all things. 010
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Serving the Trojans a giant dumpling as a token of their victory. 000
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Where are you?" "In Town." "Whereabouts?" "By the bar." "Which one? There are several bars in town." "No. Town only has one bar. There is only a single floor." "Towns do not have floors." "What?" 180
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Increased funding for the Wine Office enjoys cross-party support. 000
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026French toast cannot flow in its typical form. Do they serve mere crumbs? 130
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Any bracelet can be permanent if its owner is sufficiently determined. 020
Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The year's first Christmas tree, barely beyond September's ides. 060