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Stefan

@zin5ki.bsky.social
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Tuesday enthusiast. Room-temperature water drinker by necessity.

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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 6h
As if our problems were too few, the Digimon now have eggs. Who let them? What rogues! Woe that anyone be so cavalier as to say, "yes, oviparous Digimon, just what this pained world needs".
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 8h
October's outset still permits the wearing of shorts! The trouser must await its cue.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The rings They destroyed their bag Yes YES The rings are FreeFrom™
A crying shame.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Behold the finest meat products:
A selection can consist of the null set.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I opt to exclude the Port Authority Bus Terminal transfers. It seems that this station has something of a Bank/Monument arrangement.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They abandoned this because they were... trying to cut down.
A farewell to arms.
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 29/09/2026
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Q: When Mary, Kate, and Ashley were partially fused into Mary-Kate and Ashley, did their souls combine? A: False. They do not have souls.
I admit that I am growing rather fond of the serial comma.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Strawberryman craves liver and onions.
"Those corn muffins were lousy!"
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Breaking: University safeguards funding by disguising itself as nuclear submarine.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only thirty years? A trifle: British houses should remain damp for over a century.
This land's other-other-other-other national pastime.  (The second and third instances of "other" stand for racism and transphobia, respectively.)
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter Jackson when he wants another house:
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"That's The Wall up there, brother!"
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The bridge is doomed: Westminster has yet to acknowledge the existence of any urban constituency south of the river.
"Waterloo Bridge at Risk of Shutdown Within Three Years"
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Portrait gallery? You mean a heads-up display?
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I ever release a full song, its chorus will occur only once therein. Why repeat myself? Listeners upset by such economy—strong of mind if not of memory—are free to rewind as they please.
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Elaine, The Spooky 🦊 @kitsunelaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This occurs only when they love each other greatly.
The exposed nose-cones, however, must never touch.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Don't be shy, Gromit! Try me! Cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite, I'll have you know."
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please do not smack barges.
Aside Smack and Barge, this Pokémon can still learn two other moves.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some consider it their right to clobber a country.
"Clobbered country" is the official explanation for why my generation can never retire.
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Codex @programmingcodex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For next year: seeking an English to Japanese translator for a small indie game next year, if anyone has recs drop me a reply or @ (will reach out next year, any reposts will help)
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any knife may become a butter knife in the hands of the brave.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
English cuisine has received a higher rating from the UN, following their ruling that salt is a spice.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Genitalia? You mean the original Means of Production?
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Mild picante sauce" is a culinary oxymoron. The two qualities cancel out—they may as well sell jars of antimatter.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damselfly season is not yet complete.
Chalcolestes viridis, presumably.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Frogging off for the evening.
Rana temporaria.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Would you camp with the brös?
Alternatively, a brother named "Skamp", in a Sooty-like manner.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#My9Animes
Or perhaps not.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Requesting backup. I repeat, goose down!"
I still do not understand the unit of a "tog". What is the equivalent in pounds per square inch?
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goodbye Lara (Kinema Citrus, 2026)
"Boxer and the Fish"
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Life in the Digimon world would be far easier if people simply ignored the Digimon. They may be capable of speech, but so too are televisions—we owe neither our attention.
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Møtif (Alex) - 🎂24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning, everyone!
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"All things considered", he says, having blatantly failed to consider absolutely all things.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can nachos become a meal?
Only in cinemas.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Serving the Trojans a giant dumpling as a token of their victory.
"Waiter waiter, this dumpling is full of Greeks!"
"Fusion cuisine, sir."
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Which would you prefer? Vaporeon soda or Ken juice?
Imagine drinking Meowth.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ah yes, the coward's way out.
A brave choice of name, ironically.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Where are you?" "In Town." "Whereabouts?" "By the bar." "Which one? There are several bars in town." "No. Town only has one bar. There is only a single floor." "Towns do not have floors." "What?"
Ad infinitum.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Increased funding for the Wine Office enjoys cross-party support.
The rulings of its court are enforced under the principle of Jus Vinium.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
French toast cannot flow in its typical form. Do they serve mere crumbs?
"French toast" is, of course, an Americanism, but all local alternatives are comparatively unsophisticated.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do athletic committees permit such means?
The other Lucozade.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Any bracelet can be permanent if its owner is sufficiently determined.
So too can any item of clothing, though the practice of demonstrating this is seemingly discouraged.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sega tried to hide this for nearly two decades.
All the signs were present.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They call them the Steps of Millennial Housing.
Affordable, unless progress is expected.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The year's first Christmas tree, barely beyond September's ides.
I am still wearing shorts.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Head outside", they said.
Not even Freddy could withstand my generation's lack of discretionary spending.
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