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Danni sweet chaos queen, you were lucky to get a second week but I loved you #gbbo

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Huge fan of nigella giving Paul zero respect #gbbo

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Ffs second technical in a row with no recipe, fuck off #gbbo

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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 29/09/2026

I am enjoying that two paragraphs of this are used up letting us know about whether or not the Catholics were able to attend Mass on Sunday. Spoiler: Yes, most of them, and they enjoyed it

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booty shorts with this across the ass

warning sign in a construction site that says caution crushing zone

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It's a Superpower?? Season Two

When we get half way there, I will write all of this song and it will all be about Pix/Wilder (What's our portmanteau here? Wix? Wildix? ROBOTarts?) and Pegging www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...

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To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They should reveal that care workers have a 10% chance of wiping out humanity, and raise the investment that way.

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thread on Dan Boultwood's victim who waives her anomity to talk about the experience. For those who didn't see the original reporting, this is the only significant coverage. Maddie says how she's disappointed there wasn't more public introspection and conversation over this, and she's right.

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Dan Boultwood Sentenced After Pleading Guilty To Child Sex Offences

Comic book creator Dan Boultwood was sentenced in court yesterday, after pleading guilty to child sex offences

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If you're on The Pill, you probably already know this but don't eat activated charcoal if you're using the pill as your sole birth control!

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Flashback to when the Sensible Centrist Dad ones on Twitter As Was were making fun of that 'maaaaate' campaign & I was sat thinking 'yeah but it fucking works, though, peer pressure from other men works, have you gents tried it or if I look at your following list will I still see N1ck Coh3n there?'

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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Woahh, we're 1/6 of the way the-ere, WOAH OAH! LIVIN ON A PRAYER

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Having real #MeToo flashbacks today, what with various news stories going around, and thinking a lot about how women were encouraged to rip themselves open and show off our trauma, in all its Technicolor glory, so that men might begin to believe us

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.

Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.

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JLR!!! If you listened to Dead Funny History, he's our Man Actor in 10 of the episodes. You should definitely listen to SoundHeap & if you think he deserves an award more than Theroux (and why wouldn't you) you can vote!

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION on the US airbase incident, someone inform rubio.

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Normalise saying "What the fuck is wrong with you?" when other men are out of line.

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pray 4 me, we have to solve an issue which has put the cat off her food by... giving her medicine mixed in with food

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one is about dumping a load in public, and the other is improper disposal of trash

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Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Shabana Mahmood driving around local dogging spots, shouting "YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT US" then driving away.

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Farage and his little scrote army, excitedly, as soon as there were arrests: OMG HOPE THEY'RE IMMIGRANTS 😀 Britsky, as soon as they're released on bail: OMG HOPE THEY'RE DOGGERS 😀

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crgn @crgn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@brainmage.bsky.social they're making a film about your operation

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Sky already lining up a load of ex-pols for "The Wargame 2: FLYTIPPERS".

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Spooky Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"You will never defeat us" is a very funny thing to say after you've just bailed everyone who was involved in whatever the fuck this was

All five men arrested in RAF base plot are British nationals
The five men who were arrested and subsequently released on bail are all British citizens, home secretary Shabana Mahmood has just told the Labour party conference.

She adds that the scene is “now safe” and the residents living near to the RAF base are now able to return home.

“Let this be a reminder: you will never defeat us,” he says.

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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine you are participating a light bit of dogging in a quiet farmers field in the Cotswolds & the next thing happening is the President of America is claiming credit for catching you in the international news & there’s now a photo of you on every major news outlet in the world?

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If this turns out to be five numbnuts doing bog standard thieving it's going to be so fucking funny

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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Rare BBC Ghosts Lady B/Robin ship portmanteau name (I actually reckon they did, once, in the 1920s, and never spoke of it again. Source: Fanny likes them rough, Robin's game for anyone)

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I limited replies on a post where I was moaning about something that I didn't need or want advice on and I knew that people (men) would be unable to resist. A guy tagged me in on his own timeline in order to bypass that, so I told him why I'd turned off replies and he blocked me.

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 28/09/2026

"Banter" First line: A senior Northern Ireland nurse who humiliated a junior female colleague by pulling down her scrub trousers has been struck off. He was also convicted of sexual assault but that was quashed on appeal and he was convicted of common assault.

Senior nurse struck off for humiliating colleague in ‘a bit of banter’

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Guys, we found an almost perfect Bluesky reply. Needs a shoehorned-in take on USA politics & it would take the crown

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oh no, the Golden Axe cartoon is really funny? It's got 2026's Perfect Angel Baby Matthew Rhys playing the main guy too

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No time to thrive, no time for joy You won't survive the massive boy Japanese, Chinese or Yanks He will crush your planes and tanks! God Zill-A's in town Turns your trousers brown News to make you frown I said run around He's in town Run around He's in town

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*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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We've smashed 10% in a day, this is so incredible, thank you so much! There are some really fun rewards available, some of which are extremely limited, so if you were looking to do a little Ad Hoc Arts Funding, why not have a look!

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: I haven't considered myself Catholic since turning away from the faith in the 90s, it was riddled with hypocrisy, misogyny, homophobia, all sorts of problems, and in any case my beliefs are humanist and... Also me: 😠 the Protestants are Up To No Good again😠

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Damn right I’m pro LGBT Lasagne, Garlic Bread, Tiramisu

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cuth pube

A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.

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Shall we get someone to shout "maybe they're all fleeing LTNs" through a bullhorn at the masked fascist gangs so they'll stop doing knifecrimes on rnli volunteers

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