Reposted by Alistair ColemanYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 9hcop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man 529858
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 11h“Forsooth Lady Macbeth, my hound is possessed by the ghost of another, smaller hound. Please help me rid of this foul shade!” “Out damn Spot! Out, I say!” 25311
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Those 6,000 Croatian kids they let in to see their side beaten 7-0 by England got a valuable lesson in despair tonight. Well done, the authorities. 3190
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026#KimJongUnTrouserWatch Difficulty Level: Where’s Wally, except Wally’s in the gulag 3102
Reposted by Alistair ColemanAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026New Zealanders living up to New Zealand 🇳🇿 national stereotype. (Contains bad swears)thespinoff.co.nzKiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascotBut for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place. 77519
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026FACT: There are no original members of The Bootleg Beatles in the current line-up of The Bootleg Beatles. 79911
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There’s been a murder. Hooray!! #CelebrityTraitors 040
Reposted by Alistair ColemanScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To Rob Beckett. Incredible. #CelebrityTraitors 636347
Reposted by Alistair ColemanAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026FARTGATE: Tomorrow’s Lancashire Telegraph is an absolute joy to behold. Buy it. Treasure it. Leave it to your grandchildren. #BuyALocalNewspaper 37481149
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The village where I grew up. Some sort of sexy trap that would have Worzel spinning in his grave. 4596
Reposted by Alistair ColemanDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 1012225647
Reposted by Alistair ColemanThe Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Man jailed for 15 years over ULEZ camera explosion. news.met.police.uk/news/man-jai...static.klipy.comDanielhadadlover GalitAlt: A man has a large graph drawn on the wall with find out up the side and fuck about along the bottom with a straight line going up to the top right. There is a caption "as you can see, the more you fuck around, the more you're gonna find out". 118923
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026…said Ford Prefect, but with air running out, Arthur Dent continued to panic. 0273
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula. 6565
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gwant Mitchell’s paranoia #CelebrityTraitors 040
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026JD Vance’s sofa just turned up on Marketplace. 0396
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Claudia’s fringe. By the end of the series it’s going to be down to her chin. #Traitors 060
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026#KimJongUnTrouserWatch There is a LOT going on down there. 1101
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Walked the dog to England. It’s still there. 2180
Reposted by Alistair ColemanAndy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hard to imagine how many lives esther rantzen saved with setting up childline. And she gave us a dog that could say sausages. Glad she's found peace, her's was a life well lived 27910
Reposted by Alistair Colemanchristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The most memorable piece of work advice I was ever given was "Just go and hide in the toilets" 6714
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We have bought a nice little hedgehog house from a company that cannot spell hedgehog, nor can it spell Swindon. 9261
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Meanwhile, in extremely smooth necked family photos: (L-R) Turkmenistan President Serdar Berdimuhamedov, Daghan (a horse), Kerimguly Berdimuhamedov (Serdar’s son - if you look really closely he’s really there), Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov. 3141
Reposted by Alistair ColemanNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Tap, tap, tap at the window. Bloody AI Greta Garbo, trying to sell me ball bearings.” 15397105
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Real music is made with soul. AI music is made by arseholes. 1233
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Writing my will, and realise that my mind is so full of useless crap that i couldn’t remember how to spell eugoogoly properly. 2170
Reposted by Alistair Colemanthepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 30/09/202625 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week www.thepoke.com/2026/09/30/2... 69214
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Arsenal were so bad at Brighton last week, the performance was the starting point for an actual rescue mission. www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...devonlive.com'Rubbish' Arsenal result led to life-saving Devon mud rescueAlastair Cass from Chumleigh had walked outside following the football score when he heard a strange noise in the valley 2156
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Find Out Stage latest. www.kentonline.co.uk/news/nationa...kentonline.co.ukDanny Tommo in custody ahead of trial next year accused of slashing Channel boatThe 37-year-old appeared via videolink from prison for a hearing at Portsmouth Crown Court. 3222
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am in a church and this altar cloth is clearly the insignia of the Klingon Empire. I’m sure Revered Gowron has a perfectly reasonable explanation. 5482
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Small child. Pink moon. Portobello (Edinburgh by the Sea) 1341
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Half-arsed theory: Diesel’s hit £2/litre. The suspects were in vans for a fake fuel company. They were off to siphon off a load of red diesel from farms, weren’t they? 1270
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Turkmenistan President Serdar Berdimuhamedov with the look of a man who has won a trouser press on Bully’s prize board, only to immediately lose it. 3212
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nice one Donald, you total shitheel.bbc.co.ukUK diesel price hits all-time high, RAC saysThe US-Israel war with Iran has caused fuel prices to soar. 1194
Reposted by Alistair ColemanMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I love that we can run a whole economy on this 732543
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just told a packet of crisps to fuck off. 101117
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Dentist: That’ll be seventy pounds please Me: Beg your pardon? Dentist: Seventeen pounds Ah, NHS Dentistry. 3241
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Popped over to Twitter to see what the lunatics are saying about the RAF Fairford thing, and BINGO they’re all saying it’s a false flag. The words “a confederacy of dunces” just popped into my brain. 5310
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Tomorrow and tomorrow and fucking tomorrow” … the famous monologue about Sunday night dread. 2160
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Happy 12th anniversary to this immensely important editorial in Britain’s newspaper of record, the [checks notes] Sunday Sport. 49724
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I see the English are at it again. #TheFootball 030
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Who let the England band in, ffs #TheFootball 020
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Well well. SOMEONE has read the memo about Coleman’s Law of Right Hammerings. Eight second half goals and no quarter given. 2253