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Stephen Graham

@stephengraham.bsky.social
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PhD researcher: identity and development in University Service Unit cadets. A bounder, cad, rakehell and villain. Edinburgh.

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James Vaughan @equusonthebuses.bsky.social · 1h
#OnThisDay 1946: David Low in the Evening Standard on the Nuremberg Trials verdicts...
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 2h
We live in an age where the world's thickest people all think they possess the analytical prowess of Mycroft Holmes.
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Siobhan Hoffmann Sønderborg @siobhanhoffmann.bsky.social · 3h
While we're at it... AI is a weapon used primarily against women. Just... My morning coffee thought...
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 5h
Heard your mum takes two lethal injections in the morning, too.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 5h
She's so crazzzzzzzy!
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 6h
Mind-boggling, indeed.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 6h
Thursday
Brucie: Mr Showbusiness!
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 16h
Guy's got a cock like a mouse's tongue.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 17h
Received a notification that Esther Rantzen has died, so replied with, 'I'm sorry, but this has NOTHING to DO with US.'
Rowan Atkinson in the Not the Nine O'Clock News 'That's Life!' sketch
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 17h
RIP Esther Rantzen
Eddie and Richie enjoy their new cocktail of Perno, Ouzo, marmalade, and salt, dubbed "The Esther Rantzen"
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 18h
Great episode, this one.
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Daniel @deargodwhaat.bsky.social · 18h
See: sometimes older technology is better. You try tying up a terrorist with Bluetooth enabled headphones
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 20h
“The only person I’ve ever seen stand like this was a child who shit their pants.” trib.al/eJfcnHv
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Who Shots @whoshots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JAMIE: Ben?
BEN: Hmm.
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Mr Snodes @mrsnodes.bsky.social · 20h
Welcome to Hell
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.734: Turkmen Mr Morris out off of Friday Night Dinner, a proper Beau Brummell, speaking in the Turkmenistan parliament this week about punk rockers. Do you know how many heart attacks he’s had? Go on, guess.
Turkmen Mr Morris.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Musk will have a Grok remake of this by the end of the year.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still trying to fathom the emptiness of the AI bro life. Literally every song that comes on my list reminds me of another time when I heard it, seeing it performed live, listening to it with someone I loved, a whole wistful and chaotic life. Imagine not having that humanity.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was literally thinking the exact same thing. On balance, it's for the best that these losses seal themselves away from society, interaction and the human experience.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somebody sent me a BBC Director-General that was AI-generated the other day, it's pretty good.
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hold up - will confidently interject on any subject, often with significant errors - can't actually read, instead relies on an elaborate method of parsing context through structure & likely words - looks financially impressive, actually built on huge amounts of unsustainable debt
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Balmy is the word for it out there today #balmy
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love a one-star kicking for a massive stinker www.thetimes.com/article/4202...
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Digger review — Tom Cruise fails spectacularly in cloth-eared climate satire
The megastar flattens every scene into exhausting histrionics with his hammy performance as an older, obnoxious oil tycoon
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Robot! Write me more music about how lonely I am.”
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More red-brown than the time I had e.coli.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wednesday
'What kind of sick perversion?'
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tedious, plodding football on BBC2 and ITV tonight. We're spoiled as a country.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The criminal's vanity always leads him to make one tiny, but fatal mistake. www.thetimes.com/article/7253...
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Suspect foiled RAF Fairford ‘bomb plot’ by ringing police himself
As counterterrorism officers focus on whether the five men from London were proxies for Iran, they are also investigating the motives of the one who called 999
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is his next big idea smuggling peanuts into space?
Apartheid Clyde has very proud nipples apparently.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are you all acting like Manchester is a real place?
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'Arrival', the first episode of The Prisoner, debuted in the UK on this day in 1967 in selected ITV regions.
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Rob Ford @robfordmancs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I will tell you things no leader has been brave enough to say before…” “Thatcher was bad, 1945 govt was good, Tories are bad.” (*wild applause*)
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alistair pomegranate 'lappy' percival @lappypercival.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'i want a comic book hero who is really good at writing grant proposals' lmao bluesky
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There should be a Batman story that's boring as fuck, I am very progressive.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who amongst us can honestly say they haven’t, at one time or another, done exactly the same thing?
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A soulless TV exec approving an AI slop version of Dr Who would ironically make a good Dr Who plot. Andrew Cartmel would definitely have commissioned it.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And this man is still employed?
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In my case, the pint in question would be hemlock.
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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It'll turn out to be one of those British actors who made a career out of always playing foreigners, like John Bennett or Roger Delgado.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'You've been done again, haven't ya?'
The Two Ronnies' 'It's a duck!' sketch
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
US official frantically writing the new official back story for the Fairford Doggers.
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Stephen J. Cannell Typing & Throwing Paper
ALT: Stephen J. Cannell Typing & Throwing Paper
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What I think when everyone's talking about red diesel.
Kevin 'Diesel (that which makes a mack truck go)' Nash, in red WCW 'Outsiders' attire.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shouldn't have read that Times columnist in the white t-shirt. Just as a general rule for life.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God, these tedious moaning arseaches. But, the more desperate they get, the more they'll drift back to the fringe.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'If you want a vision of the future, imagine celebrity travelogues stamping on a human face, forever.'
Richard Burton interrogates John Hurt. Imagine the booze bill on that movie
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Aidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yuge day for American Bluesky, as many are getting their first experience of the quaint and traditional British rural pursuits, "dogging" and "flytipping"
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Arsehole makes Starmer look like Churchill.
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