Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 15/10/2026i’d give it a few minutes if i were you; my ai went rogue in there 14015
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 13/10/2024*uses blood from wounds to write my killer's name on the floor* I...will be...avenged. NO! BAD DOG! DON'T LICK THAT! DADDY NEEDS JUSTICE! 317442
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026i have opinions about food also 181
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026 1147749
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Everything on Bigfoot is proportional actually, so we should just be calling him Big. Mr. Big. 512910
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The forbidden Vietnamese sandwich, banned mi 616635
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word. 'Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher' 2646
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day. 323682708
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026hot dads in your area wanting you to turn the thermostat down 212132
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026No dignity, no doubt 36933
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialJordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hannah Fry: #CelebrityTraitors 1347
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m not a full guitarist but I’m definitely on the plectrum. 1432126
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Hannah Fry is smart.” “We need something to show us while they are back at their lodgings.” “I dunno let’s give her an abacus.” #CelebrityTraitors 1351651
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialgeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 05/10/2026"you should see the other guy!" I say, not as someone who gets into fights, just as an enthusiastic fan of different guys. 2410131
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me: Stop worrying. No one is going to nuke us. Dog: Okay, but maybe I should have a bedtime dinner just to be safe. 05415
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialDorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hmm, seems like the kind of thing Head of Money would say 2021520
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In case you need proof that birds aren’t real, here’s one glitching before suddenly resuming its flight. 1012215
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialMs. Moxie @ms-moxie-xoxo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ancient but still a banger 11071122
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 026957
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent. 13987162
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 1042263651
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ME: AI can never replace me AI: *starts making terrible posts* ME: well fuck 248847
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day 35993324
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026IT'S A FLOOR VASE (apparently) 49215
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialHugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Lib Dem polling, 2024-2026: 114021
princesswoosh.bsky.social @princesswoosh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I saw this at precisely the right time. Had just sat down for my morning cuppa, saw this, and the lamp is now on. Thank you. 010
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 31526179
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 432569580
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialfrank n furter @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"view full thread" 26715
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialbeth death & the slay-belles @dumb-belles.bsky.social · 12/12/2025At my mum's, with my son, for tea. Husband is at a work event. Mum has made some linguine, because, she says, of my husband's "Italian connection". We've been together for 20+ years. The Italian connection my dearest mother is referring to is an Italian ex-girlfriend. Platinum-level trolling. 37214
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024My junk folder reads like someone has had it up to here with chiropractors 819637
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nice post. Too bad it was plagiarised from the dictionary. 03613
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No she’s not. 21723120
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ 16619171
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 263197468
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026may have witnessed something significant during an excursion with the kids today 1021756
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 331190053987
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if you see something (a jean jacket) say something (yooo nice jean jacket!) 512723
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Editor: You get those photos of Deputy Labour Leader and Education Secretary Lucy Powell? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin ominous and lurid green, just like you asked. Editor: what 414717
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialForever Chased in the Underworld @atalantadoll.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ishmael? I ‘ardly call ‘im! 092
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026[David Attenborough voice] and now you see the human in its natural habitat scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, a repetitive behavior they seem to both love and hate at the same time 521582
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"There lies Madness," she points. "Try not to trip over the saxophone." 1116157
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63113542579
Reposted by @princesswoosh.bsky.socialStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Who took this pic, Brooklyn Beckham? 537452
