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Dan Thomas

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Chortle @chortle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weekend catch-up: 'We're proud to be from the Valleys, and this is a loving tribute' - Adam Llewellyn on the return of The Golden Cobra dlvr.it/TVfjGN
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve really been enjoying “The Golden Cobra” It’s exactly what Ebbw Vale is like.
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Golden Cobra is a little gem. Get on it. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Last Of The Summer Wine: The Game
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Et fucking tu Brute?
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exit, pursued by a fuckin’ bear
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Truly he is a latterday Tennessee Williams.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dads: We should get there now to be on the safe side.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
- Britney Spears performs live with Albino python. - Jack Palance to do one-armed push ups. - Keir Starmer trips on way to podium to collect Best Actress award.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is an actual quote from the CEO of Nvidia. We’re just handing over the keys to our future to the thickest cunts we’ve got.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Improve a paragraph with “he denied drinking a bottle of gin”.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember when putting £20 in the tank used to mean something?
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Daniel Kwan @danielhkwan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Putting a call out for TTRPG artists! Doing an initial discovery for an artist to work on a new cyberpunk, body horror action game I'm designing. Please link your portfolio! NO AI.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I cannot catch a break with my name this year.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bring back movies that unironically have titles like this.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My kids when I show them an old toy I thought was awesome when I was their age.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FUCK THE THERMOSTAT PUT THE HEATING ON
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Leo DiCaprio Taking Photo by Water
ALT: Leo DiCaprio Taking Photo by Water
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My kids when I show them an old toy I thought was awesome when I was their age.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Warsaw is just so Warsaw.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Again.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bang goes 5 perfectly serviceable minutes of my stand up act. Cheers. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Reform's Dan Thomas resigns as Welsh leader after being reported to police
Dan Thomas says he was been released without charge by the police.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Say what you will about them in general, but I just had a spectacularly good customer service experience with an American person.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t mean to brag but I reckon Ian Fleming would have been shitter than me at playing First Light.
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007 First Light James Bond
ALT: 007 First Light James Bond
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally playing 007: First Light and some people are having a pop at the graphics. Luckily, every single time I start a game, I have forgotten games don’t still look like this:
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nobody: Christopher Walken:
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Settle an argument please. My kid just bought this from a flea market - she thinks it’s cute, I think it’s going to climb out of the painting at night and kill us all. Who’s right?
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I queued up ALL NIGHT to get tickets to this
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A spider just ran over my lap and I panicked and punched myself three times hard in the balls.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They’ve done a computer reconstruction of what they think 𝐕𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫 looked like. Not sure what I was expecting but it wasn’t “snooty French waiter Bugs Bunny has a run in with”.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the worst threat I’ve ever heard.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Waiting for cheque to clear
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This one’s my favourite
A reddit post from the Wile E Coyote AMA that says “Hi WEC, I've watched you since I was a child, just wanted to say thank you for running into paintings of tunnels for all those years.”

The replies is a film still of Wile E Coyote smiling and holding a sign that says “Keep art alive”
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
God I hope Geese isn’t a band.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How come it’s called The K͟i͟n͟g͟d͟o͟m͟ of Heaven but the bloke who runs it is only a Lord tho?
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Long few days. This’ll help.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
OH THANK GOD
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am guesting on this month’s @beefanddairy.bsky.social and I think it’s very funny. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b...
podcasts.apple.com
Episode 137 - Dean Lamp Walks Free
Podcast Episode · Beef And Dairy Network · 30 August · 44min
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Days of Thunde 2
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Aww why is Nicole Kidman not coming back?
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Where’s our sequel? I want to see what that cheeky scamp’s been up to.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Way to over-correct, Death.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry. I’ve never understood the problem a lot of you people have with Congo.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goodbye Dolly.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dogshit. I loved it
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Watched this. Never heard of it. Shocking. 1 ⭐ Night.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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