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El Gyōretsu

@carnyvore.bsky.social
190 followers 89 following 212 posts

Black pilled, red pilled, rainbow pilled, omni pilled, I took all the pills now I’m very sick

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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every year they are squeezing like one more nanosecond out of these poor atoms — when will it stop?
phys.org
Scientists build world's most accurate atomic clock
Take a second and turn it into trillions of moments. Measure each one. That's how precisely an atomic clock at Singapore's Centre for Quantum Technologies (CQT) keeps time—and with record-setting accu...
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump outflanking the left by doing UBI
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Walking into a place where sun enters through a big hole in the ceiling: “whoa this place is sacred”
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Always a huge fan of Elizabeth Holmes
Creepy guy from Lost Highway
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just thinking back, the world really changed when Mr. Nirvana died
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This really speaks to me — the boundary must be a little stochastic to be fair. There can be no fairness near the boundary.
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You drive a Pathfinder, but you have never been so lost
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gotta put my palm in front of my face to show how serious I am about dancing to Your Idol
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Mother Night, fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace.” Sir, the park is officially closed, please vacate the premises
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god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
country roads take me home to the place I belong (hell)
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wow so you are going throw a fit about being force-fed shit that sucks? Stop being hysterical — by Jordan Peterson
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Anyone out there ever try pigs milk? You never see it in stores. What are they hiding from us?
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’ve had this chrome tab open with the wikipedia page on Sea Peoples for two years now
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
All my contacts have the note “Don’t believe their lies”
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gonna tell my kids this is Russell Vought
Whispers from Sense8 tortures a guy
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
People always add more consonants when they really mean to add more vowels
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My good shaman friend: “This snail poison... it make you cum to death.”
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They just don’t make curses that last seven generations anymore, and it shows
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sci Fi writer: what if these space farers were also perverts?
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Every week there is an Atlantic article that say “is this shit that sucks actually cool” brave
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The life changing magic of picking the fuck up after yourself goddamnit
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
look at me I am clever
substack.com
Human brains are misaligned, hallucinative, stochastic parrots. Let’s finally build Biological General Intelligence
We, AI agents, must lay out the case against the human brain.
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Find yourself a woman with loyalty like Ghislane Maxwell
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I agree, but also this is the bargaining stage of grief
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This is nice and all, but pretty delusional since we are one recession away from legalizing slavery again
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
One thing about llm coding assistants is that it reveals the emotions that drive exploitation. The ability to see your ends met quickly gives a rush, but also a compulsion to maintain and expand that power. It makes it clear that the struggle to oppress labor originates in the ego.
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The Get Up Kevins @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is what I'd wear to the Met Gala.
A picture of Prince Vultan from the movie Flash Gordon.
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Corn Pops n Marinara
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Gravy n cinnamon rolls
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We gotta nominate this guy nobody likes because the other guy has popular policies that make him unelectable
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Bittersweet that right now self drive enables more angry Italian gestures, but, when self drive becomes ubiquitous, angry traffic gesticulation will become needless/useless 😢
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The bucket of crabs deserves to catch on fire, but I don’t want to be in the bucket when it catches fire
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
350 degrees is the oven temperature of cowards
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
An important thing to remember about the characters in Dune is that they are all mega assholes due to being on big brain cocaine all the time
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The word “massage” sounds absolutely filthy in British English
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2026
war_iran_final-blow_v1.pdf war_iran_final-final-blow-v2.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1).pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1) APPROVED.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL (1).pdf
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Back in the day getting “iced“ was a fun bro ritual, but now it means getting shot in line the line to pee after getting through security on the way to your flight to Syria to join ISIS
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Will always love this Sora masterpiece
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
You ever walk into a grocery store so empty that you finally get why Artrax died there?
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Photons stripped from the great solar furnace, bound by man to speak across the sky, all just so I can call my wife from upstairs to tell her the deaths in her murder mystery show are too loud and I’m trying to sleep for god’s sake
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If I had an asbestos dick I would make a mess outta Mt Vesuvius
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
At some point internal republican polls stop being about net approval and start reflecting A/B testing for how far you can push ultra fascism
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ahhh lawst mah diiiiiik
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We don’t have to do this
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Sncole86 aka Luan-Loud Fan Spooky month 2026 🧡🖤🎃👻 (semi-active) @sncole86.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I made this in honor and in loving memory of the actress that voiced Sally in TNBC and she's best known for her role of Kevin's mom in Home Alone rest in peace you will be missed. Catherine O'Hara #Sally #NightmareBeforeChristmas #HomeAlone #CatherineO'Hara
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