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listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you’re not a true james bond fan unless you know both of the words to the james bond theme song

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

marv and harry’s son, junior

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it actually doesn't rain very often in the pacific northwest. i visited seattle for a couple days one time and it didn't rain the entire time i was there

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick

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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026

I had to make this a jingle

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i feel like college football players make poor decisions sometimes

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

we're on bedlam watch at rice-eccles as dabo swinney and his boys try to short-circuit the bcs computers down in the swamp

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

shows missing from the list that i definitely would have put on there

look around you, 24, cheaters (us), the bernie mac show, on cinema, the patient, my wife and kids, boardwalk empire, jackass

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

spencer doordashed me a gallon of milk for my birthday

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

blender has been a little confusing to learn at times but more than anything it’s just so much fun to get the hang of how a system works. can’t imagine how much less fun it would be to tell gen ai to do it. shout out to doing Regular Computer Stuff

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i'd also like to make room in here for the pancake batter biscuits at good ol' days diner over on patchen avenue. great diner food all around but i just can't say no to those things

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🔵 +18.5 Noticing circles 🔴 -38.3 (!!!) Scrolling too quickly American Institute for Being Disappointed by Posts (9/23, 631 respondents)

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

one thing that's interesting about me is that i usually don't eat lunch at exactly 12 p.m. on the dot. today i'm starting to eat lunch at 12:26 p.m., and it's actually not all that unusual for me to eat as late as 1 or 1:30. i'd say this is my most interesting personal quality by miles

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oh whoa i can’t believe it’s already the 25th anniversary of Mr. War

headline: 2001 Hit Series, Called “The Greatest WWII Series of All Time” is Dominating Streaming 25 Years Later

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

padding the word count of my novel by adding "So anyways," to the front of every paragraph. obviously you can't really do that with the first paragraph of the book, but in all other cases it's fair game. if you can drop in the occasional "So basically what the whole deal is, is that," even better

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

hokay, rescue mission time: who would like A HOUND PUPPY of their very own??

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

lighthouses should be made illegal. those poor rocks cannot be expected to subsist on litter and debris. they need full meals

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

taylor swift attending the chiefs game is proof that music is here to stay

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

full disclosure: i'm deleting this post

screenshot of my post reading "there will never be an nfl week 2! never!!!!" with the word MISINFORMATION repeatedly superimposed on it

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i feel like cookie monster is obsessed with cookies. hell, that’s probably how he got his name

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

they're sounding the air raid sirens in corvallis as dabo swinney and his boys are keeping the hats flying to the ball down in the swamp

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"However, we will also be looking for BAD" is instantly one of his greatest hits. a breathtaking and essential work

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

yep, they're ending support for the desktop version next year. i'd planned on jumping over to blender eventually so this is definitely for the best

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i've started to learn blender and i gotta say, it's resulted in some really boring anecdotes. to take one example, yesterday i intended to keyframe-shift an object to 15.5 on the z-axis, but mistakenly entered 15.5 on the y-axis instead! thankfully i realized and corrected my mistake some time later

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this post required very little effort

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i feel that donald trump is more like wrongald trump because his claims are quite often wrong

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026

ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

hey, just checking in to confirm

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Week 1 of NFL action is in the books. Week 2 awaits …” - Jon Bois

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

travis kelce and taylor swift got married in the offseason? methinks i hear wedding bells ...

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i really enjoy watching football. good stuff

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i'm doing a really bad job in my first week as a color commentator. every time the red zone broadcast cuts to my game you can hear me mutter "that's a real big time types of team" (?) at half volume. you might think it caught me halfway through completing a thought but nope, that was the whole thing

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

the super bowl should work like mlb hall of fame voting does, where every few years they decide that no one will play in it. they'll still have the broadcast and everything, but the broadcast booth will fill three hours with "well you know, the super bowl is really hard to get to"

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