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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 9h
I was reminded of a very Dublin insult this morning - “oh he’s such a martyr, Padre Pio has a picture of him on his windscreen”.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 54m
Going to share a rare personal exchange, and hope he doesn't mind, but when he was battling his way back from a rare trip to countryside I said to Stephen "God, it really is like when Peter Grant leaves London" to which he laughed. He read Rivers of London for the first time about a month later.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 56m
Last time someone had this much trouble with bonds they were working for Smersh
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 58m
They must join the Scottish League.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 1h
Started watching the new series of Blue Lights and finding the opening a particularly weird watch after the summer and having to leave Belfast amidst Loyalist rioting.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 1h
Confused messaging at the local chippy.
Vote Zack next to a we're voting Sagal Leaflet about a different Camden advert
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 2h
Iran's version of the shadow fleet being 3 vans that made it from Camden to Gloucester is very fitting.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 4h
If they do lose power, you do basically have to treat the current Israeli government in the same way that Magyar has treated Orban.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 5h
The Triple Lock has been a massive success and the two outstanding questions are: 1) When do you stop the ratchet (i.e. maintain it against incomes, not outpace them) 2) What happens with the cohort between the reduction in DB schemes and the start of Autoenrolment?
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 5h
No, sorry, how did Matt know this would be the day after the Starmer resignation by election
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 8h
God yeah, imagine a party captured by its most extreme wing.
Does anybody think it’d be a good idea for a government to be propped up by one of those parties who have single issue policies that really would be potentially very damaging to the UK itself and to our foreign relationships?
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 8h
Think is the problem of being oppositional rather than just the Opposition. Implementation is only going to happen if you lose the next election, so why not have input into shaping it - and even if you don't want to co-operate, politically, storm out when they suggest sth you can paint as outrageous
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 8h
It wasn't even the best speech at Labour party conference
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 8h
In a halting attempt to re-enter politics, Peter Judd allies himself with far right rabble rousers who ultimately get humiliatingly exposed is the C Plot in at least two slow horses books.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 9h
Andy is good at politics, the challenge has always been his struggle with policy and I actually think broadly speaking a lot of the fiscal stuff so far has been sensible, so the question will be if he can get a grip on the Home Office before they ruin everything.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 9h
I'll save you the click, he was also dogging.
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Polanski’s “tax the rich” is the same as Badenoch’s “cut benefits”, a one-size-fits-all funding source that appeals to their prejudice but would never generate anything like the money they claim, and prevents them ever having to engage with serious politics
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 9h
It must have been good, James has started talking like an advert for Skipton Building Society
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 9h
Shabana, did you know Indonesia is at a crossroads?
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 10h
No, I will not be reading the article, I will be delighting in the implication www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
theguardian.com
A moment that changed me: My mother fell off a mountain – and my life began again
A bad breakup had made me afraid I would be mired in anger for ever. But on that family hike, in our fear and horror as we awaited the air ambulance, my old hurts took on a different hue
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 10h
It's quite fun how basically no-one in labour seems to know which faction they're pretending is in charge instead of themselves anymore.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11h
Cannot stop giggling at the image of being out with your mates, looking forward to a quite afternoon of nicking heating oil. Sun's out, it's warm, you're mooching round Gloucestershire... Dazza's just got the siphon going and suddenly a small army of armed police appear and start screaming at you.
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 12h
are LLMs just an attempt to recreate Americans from first principles
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 13h
If we had a competent SFO I think they'd probably be quite interested by this
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 23h
"ABBA is not a guilty pleasure. Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight is not something to feel guilt over, I'm catholic, you need proper guilt, like actually having the man after midnight."
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now we're suckin' diesel
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At an event tonight on Corruption in English Football and I'm actually pretty envious of the panelists whose job basically got a lot easier in the last week...
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ann Smiley:
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slightly confused, honestly? If it goes up in line with prices, or 2.5%, and holds its value in line with earnings is that not just the triple lock?
Burnham confirms he wants to abandon pensions triple lock after election
Burnham turns to the triple lock.

It will stay for this parliament, he says.

But after the next election the state pension will go up in line with prices, or by 2.5% each year.

And it will hold its value in line with earnings over time, he says, “so that pensioners will always share in the rising prosperity of the nation”.

Defending the plan, he says:

This change will generate significant savings, which we will use to build up our National Care Service.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going to be honest, announcing the Care Service is going to be entirely funded out of current spending is, *ahem* courageous.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do find the Americans who are still masking legitimately fascinating? Like, you don't need to do that. We have very effective vaccines.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the one hand, it's a relatively small issue, on the other, eesh.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do think trying to get a sing song of Wonderwall going was maybe misjudging the room.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Have we met?" "No." "Are you sure, I'm at a lot of the events, and you look so familiar." "Yes. I think actually you might have watched a show I was on called the Traitors?"
My friend and I with Ross off the traitors.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quick, does anyone know a team or maybe 4-5 guys who might be able to get some from somewhere?
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, like, this is just the plot of Batman White Knight?
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The era defining feature has been the right's embrace of cruelty as a primary political tactic. There is truly no justification for this beyond having convinced themselves of their own unimpeachable superiority.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Think Different" meets "Think Evil"
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Well it seems to me Diana that you've still got one of their men in custody and so the CIA are asking you to execute those poor doggers. Now, you might say fairer than that, it'll keep the countryside alliance onside and so on, but I don't. One of those doggers is my joe!"
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Lord does the Park not have any brains these days? WHAT WERE THEY ACTUALLY DOING NEAR RAF FAIRFORD" "Dogging?" "Thanks for the offer Diana, but I'll pass if it's all the same to you, my knees aren't up to it and the citroen's gear stick makes me nervous. NO, THEY WERE ROBBING DIESEL."
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t wait for Mick Herron to bring together the Danny Tommo A-plot and the RAF Fairford B-plot in an unexpected but satisfying way.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally, the recognition I deserve
Dogging tweet reposted by William Gibson the author of Neuromancer
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stephen toast speech bubble meme
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't know why Stephen is criticising an announcement on new floating docks for being navel gazing.
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Dr Stylite @columnist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It has just occurred to me that the British equivalent to numerous words for snow among the Inuktitut (thanks Google!) is semi-illicit sexual behavior.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fond memories today of an old school friend who was the single most incident prone camper I knew. Most famously in our school he led his DofE group into Chequers by accident late at night and nearly got them arrested.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Notable shift from the previous Reform line on Tommo
Richard Tice condemning the blocking of ports
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We had a big argument with his family about the whole day, which he would have liked because he knew they were a nightmare, and they ended up overruling a lot of my music choices in favour of songs he liked growing up. Despite that, my 14 year old self was pleased this made the cut.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For any confused Americans, dogging is a traditional British term for walking the dog, if you're ever over here and see someone with their pet make sure to tell them how much you love dogging. That nothing makes you happier than seeing that wagging tail and panting mouth out on the heath.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can really tell how bad the fuel crisis is getting by the risks scallies are willing to take.
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