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Mollie Goodfellow

@hansmollman.bsky.social
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 20h
Kids by Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue is actually a banger
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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@hansmollman   

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Murdery Steve, he has never been questioned”
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Content”
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love this story
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has anyone seen the adverts for that channel 5 show where Richard Madeley goes to the mega prison? I would simply ensure I was placed in solitary confinement x
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They should invent a phone that is not distracting
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Has anyone asked the obvious question about dogging
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Razorlight were ahead of their time when they said “there’s trouble in America”, we didn’t heed their warning and we are paying the price
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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you think William Shakespeare would have made it on Forbes 30 under 30
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when the far-right piles on other rightwingers for not being racist enough, that's called getting reesmogged
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think we’re ready for a new type of viral pasta recipe
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not Clavicular?????
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My life would be so much better if I could do a roundhouse kick I just know it in my bones
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have to buy a swimsuit because I’m going somewhere with a HOT TUB this weekend and I cannot stress enough the toll trying swimsuits on is doing to my mental health
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cancel me if you want but do you know what….I’m okay with Auschwitz not catering to the lactose intolerant
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
genuinely think fundamentally as a society we’re clapped
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A fun, affordable hobby is: 1. Turning up in random well-to-do Cotswold villages wearing a hi-vis vest with a picture of a wind turbine on it, and a hard hat. 2. Taking measurements of the village green and any other open space, and enthusiastically writing notes on a clipboard.
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What a night
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would go to war for Esme from Sewing Bee
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rudy Giuliani just backed over Tilly Norwood in a parking lot
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would simply love to be the winner of a giveaway for a spa weekend for two
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TOM CONTI???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GIRL
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶 i made a lot of mistakes 🎶 as i barrel through a group of pedestrians
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You will be teetering on the edge and then you will have to try on a brand new swimming costume in front of a full length mirror and it will be too small
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They should make the David Walliams Alton Towers thing a Jacqueline Wilson world where you can experience being born into a dustbin, having an eating disorder and being groomed by a teacher
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bye binch
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I’m not the only one” how many people are tracking this woman’s son
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Jamie Hannigan @jamiedotdotdot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Struggling to think how anyone living or working in a seaside community would even consider doing this to RNLI volunteers aka THEIR OWN NEIGHBOURS WHO WOULD DROP EVERYTHING TO SAVE THEM FROM DROWNING WHEN THE CALL CAME IN
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I might give up the internet. There are things I want to do with my life. I want to learn how to do a roundhouse kick.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The RNLI has said the abuse of volunteers in Portsmouth has forced it to close the lifeboat station there and stop operating since September 10. Nearby stations have been providing cover to the area instead. One of the UK's largest coastal cities without a lifeboat because of the far-right.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hmm is anyone else getting an updog vibe on here this morning
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
My favourite fact about Iceland is that we have many, many crime writers but only one forensic pathologist, and he was so busy answering all of their questions that he decided to have a small seminar for writers to get some peace. It immediately sold out so he had another one that also sold out.
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry for partying
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Feds find small alligator, 42 kilos of fentanyl in downtown L.A. luxury apartment
Federal authorities said they found firearms and a small alligator at an apartment in the Olympic + Hill building, where they arrested two suspects who are charged with intent to distribute fentanyl.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My (35M) support acts (43M, 29M, 37M, 24M) have unionised!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don’t hear much about the Lighthouse Family these days do you, do you think it ended in divorce
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My end of life plan? I would like to be cremated and my ashes subsequently blended in a Ninja Creami™️
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