Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025something just fell over loudly in another room, must remember to investigate this tomorrow or tuesday 092
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025went to view a room in london it was just a mattress up a tree £950 p/w 0103
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 12/08/2025any person with no interest or skill in the piano (upon entering a room in someone's home and seeing a piano): ooh, you've got a piano 2143
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 3hdreamt i hosted a gameshow called 'ban my hat' 070
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 10hevery point on your licence should incur incrementally more embarrassing recordings of you saying something really stupid as your car horn 050
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17hi hate eveything about pumpkins, they look stupid, feel weird and taste awful 260
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidsBex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 17hNew Zealand is Taste the Difference Australia 042
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18hrunning is just walking minus dignity 290
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18hportugal is just own-brand spain 162
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18hactors get paid a lot to compensate them for the embarrassment of having such a silly job 230
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18hdiesel is so expensive now i worry there's a whole generation priced out of drinking it 040
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Overheard at work: "who's Aladdin, that geezer on the carpet?" 070
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bacchus implies the existence of Sacchus & Cracchus 1195
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Who named it teetotal and not non-winery 161
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17/03/2025if at first you don't succeed, tell yourself some bullshit 093
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026probably my favourite fall album, but it's a very long shortlist 150
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15/06/2025it's like they say, he who pays the piper pickles the peppers 0181
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidsDavis Eastwood @davis-eastwood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Considering the crisis of the time, I'm surprised more people aren't talking about how prescient this was, especially as a debut novel. Do people not read Player Piano in high school anymore? 1211520
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Bailey's servings in the UK are so pathetic it's never worth it, the first time I was handed one I backed it and said yes it's fine you may pour 2184
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 27/08/2025if a job's worth doing it's worth doing by someone else 082
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18/01/2025 we've found nemo we've called the midwife what more do you want from us 392
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/03/2025to find the peace you seek you must first unfind nemo 243
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Be the Nemo no-one looks for 131
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026it's not true but the truth would just be some lame shit like i fell into a bin and, over the course of several days, eventually drowned in my own urine and i don't want that on my wikipedia 170
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidsnadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 30/09/2026Use Instagram, Facebook, and Threads to turn your spare money into cash! 031
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026btw if i ever suddenly go missing please tell the cops i once had beef with a hotheaded atlantean duke 120
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026TV is so cool I love how everyone is always shooting each other 140
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 24/07/2025People who dry themselves after a shower; make your minds up ffs 124322
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024what's up wembley my name is jesus christ, this first song's called me so thorny 0164
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025pontius pilate is such a dumb name no wonder jesus beat him up 5152
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 25/12/2025just realised bible jesus and christmas jesus are the same guy 5416
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17/08/2025How did they know which baby was Jesus if he didn't have a beard yet 2212
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidscaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath 111020102
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Listening to radio phone-ins today you'd think Andy Burnham invented having a dead dad 260
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tyskiemaster, basically Taskmaster but everyone's aggressively drunk 150
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If Burnham wants my vote he'll stop saying 'anythink' 140
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't agree with every aspect of this valuable thread but I agree with a great deal of it and would add as a 51 yr old man that there is SO much one has to unlearn from the (largely unspoken) lifelong instruction of toxic masculinity and if... 150
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidsOld Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 2255
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bluesky, duh 1227
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024how did he die? sadly we may never know 2129069
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidshoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One cool thing about being 51 is you can pick up pretty much any item of clothing off the bedroom floor and there'll be some sort of tablets in the pocket 1181
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One cool thing about being 51 is you can pick up pretty much any item of clothing off the bedroom floor and there'll be some sort of tablets in the pocket 1181
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026might start referring to things as 'basically the lion, the witch & the wardrobe of [topic]' 141
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my workplace has such a toxic culture (everyone says they don't smoke but constantly ask me for cigs) 030
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidsSpong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What at horrible day to have eyes. 4041794
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidsDan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency 22426031068
Reposted by honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kidsRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Since PTSD is being invoked to excuse any and all abuse and misconduct, let us acknowledge where it is most common. .... From my book Recollections of My Nonexistence. 4035471246