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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
something just fell over loudly in another room, must remember to investigate this tomorrow or tuesday
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
went to view a room in london it was just a mattress up a tree £950 p/w
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
any person with no interest or skill in the piano (upon entering a room in someone's home and seeing a piano): ooh, you've got a piano
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 3h
dreamt i hosted a gameshow called 'ban my hat'
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 10h
every point on your licence should incur incrementally more embarrassing recordings of you saying something really stupid as your car horn
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17h
i hate eveything about pumpkins, they look stupid, feel weird and taste awful
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17h
the Bayeux Travesty
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 17h
New Zealand is Taste the Difference Australia
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18h
running is just walking minus dignity
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18h
portugal is just own-brand spain
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18h
actors get paid a lot to compensate them for the embarrassment of having such a silly job
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18h
diesel is so expensive now i worry there's a whole generation priced out of drinking it
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Overheard at work: "who's Aladdin, that geezer on the carpet?"
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bacchus implies the existence of Sacchus & Cracchus
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who named it teetotal and not non-winery
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...FLAKES OVERDOSE
MARVEL JUST CONFIRMED WGAT HAPPENED TO SPIDER-MAN AFTER BRAN...
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
if at first you don't succeed, tell yourself some bullshit
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
probably my favourite fall album, but it's a very long shortlist
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
it's like they say, he who pays the piper pickles the peppers
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Davis Eastwood @davis-eastwood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Considering the crisis of the time, I'm surprised more people aren't talking about how prescient this was, especially as a debut novel. Do people not read Player Piano in high school anymore?
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Bailey's servings in the UK are so pathetic it's never worth it, the first time I was handed one I backed it and said yes it's fine you may pour
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
if a job's worth doing it's worth doing by someone else
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
we've found nemo we've called the midwife what more do you want from us
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
to find the peace you seek you must first unfind nemo
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Be the Nemo no-one looks for
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's not true but the truth would just be some lame shit like i fell into a bin and, over the course of several days, eventually drowned in my own urine and i don't want that on my wikipedia
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nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 30/09/2026
Use Instagram, Facebook, and Threads to turn your spare money into cash!
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
btw if i ever suddenly go missing please tell the cops i once had beef with a hotheaded atlantean duke
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TV is so cool I love how everyone is always shooting each other
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
People who dry themselves after a shower; make your minds up ffs
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
what's up wembley my name is jesus christ, this first song's called me so thorny
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
pontius pilate is such a dumb name no wonder jesus beat him up
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
just realised bible jesus and christmas jesus are the same guy
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
How did they know which baby was Jesus if he didn't have a beard yet
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listening to radio phone-ins today you'd think Andy Burnham invented having a dead dad
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tyskiemaster, basically Taskmaster but everyone's aggressively drunk
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Burnham wants my vote he'll stop saying 'anythink'
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't agree with every aspect of this valuable thread but I agree with a great deal of it and would add as a 51 yr old man that there is SO much one has to unlearn from the (largely unspoken) lifelong instruction of toxic masculinity and if...
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A post by "victini" saying "You can control white people by giving them cheese".  Someone named Ondo responds "cheese is so good tho" and victini responds to that by saying, "I got one"
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bluesky, duh
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
how did he die? sadly we may never know
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One cool thing about being 51 is you can pick up pretty much any item of clothing off the bedroom floor and there'll be some sort of tablets in the pocket
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One cool thing about being 51 is you can pick up pretty much any item of clothing off the bedroom floor and there'll be some sort of tablets in the pocket
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
might start referring to things as 'basically the lion, the witch & the wardrobe of [topic]'
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my workplace has such a toxic culture (everyone says they don't smoke but constantly ask me for cigs)
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bluesky, duh
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Since PTSD is being invoked to excuse any and all abuse and misconduct, let us acknowledge where it is most common. .... From my book Recollections of My Nonexistence.
The former Marine David J. Morris, author of a book on ­ post-
­ traumatic stress disorder, notes that the disorder is far more com-
mon and far more rarely addressed among rape survivors than
combat veterans. He wrote me, “The science on the subject is pretty
clear: according to the New England Journal of Medicine, rape is about
four times more likely to result in diagnosable PTSD than combat.
Think about that for a ­ moment— being raped is four times more psy-
chologically disturbing than going off to a war and being shot at and
blown up. And because there are currently no enduring cultural nar-
ratives that allow women to look upon their survival as somehow he-
roic or honorable, the potential for enduring damage is even greater.”
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