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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 19h

"monster" is also Dutch for sample or specimen, which is an amusing false friend

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19h

They are considered monsters because they don't conform to the 'norms' that some people demand. You know how it works.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19h

13 Monsters Good And True I think there are so many genuine monsters in the world that I am consoling myself by drawing little monsters who are good.

Drawing of 13 little 'monsters', rather cute little critters who wouldn't harm a fly, in fact they'd probably give it a bowl of milk and a tiny bed for the night.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Pete Doherty Show on YouTube is great.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Misty morning photos by the Exeter canal

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Th*s p*st h*s *st*r*sks *n *ll th* wr*ng fucking pl*c*s.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We all love sweeping generalisations.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I like to smuggle a tiny piece of luggage onto the carousel at Yo! Sushi.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yes, to be fair to Andrew Heenan he was replying to someone else and being jovial. I quoted him because I wanted to point out that I have nothing against the Simpsons, to pre-empt people who were starting to brag about never having watched it.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Saw a thing saying take a test to find which character from The Simpsons you are. I don't need to take a test, I can say pretty definitively that I am not in The Simpsons.

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Anastasia Christakou 💙 @christakou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Which reminds me I heard a joke the other day and it unfolded in my mind in your drawing style: 'I finished writing my book on penguins. My publisher said it would have been better if I used paper.'

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

A couple trees in my yard were throwing birds at each other

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We are hunter/gatherers (hunters: we collect our takeaways, gatherers: we have them delivered)

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not sure when we’re going to see a statement from Walliams but I suspect he’s been busy finding someone to write it for him.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

These two buildings are adjacent, very different organisations, but I was struck by the similarity of their logos.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Jo Browse @lemontreemydear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Chairs are particularly good at it #AccidentalCalligraphy

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Henri @henriwords.com · 20/09/2026

Tangentially related, I occasionally challenge myself to find the letters A-Z (hard mode: in order) in a single walk…

A grid of 26 square black-and-white photos each depicting a letter of the alphabet in order, formed of things found in public

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So excited to have finally seen the Guggenheim!

Photo of a car park with a spiral ramp in Worcester UK

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think this image is misleading. He’s the reporter, not the perpetrator.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why am I seeing this in my timeline, I don’t even like carrots

Headline which says ‘Man stuck carrot up his bottom at Essex beauty spot’

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights? Pirate: more parity! Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?

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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 18/09/2026

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I listened to the podcast and immediately bought a copy. Only 10 left now so HURRY!

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Quack quack” "Quack’s quack?” “Quack” “Quack quack? “Quack quack quack!” #knockknockforducks

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Badbeard @badbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Grand means big, not great. It's Big Brittany we live on.

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wrongtom @wrongtom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Arguably the greatest song to be recorded 4 times by 3 iterations of a band under 3 different names and in 2 languages, and then remixed once before it reached number 2 (eventually scoring a number 1 when it was covered by my mate's little brother's band a decade and a half later)

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I hope this ishmael finds you whale

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It must be funny if you’re from Brittany (Bretagne) that the country over the Channel is called Great Brittany (Grand Bretagne). It’s like if you lived in Dorset and referred to France as Great Dorset.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

“I’m trying to find a monastery where all the monks are over six foot five” “That’s a tall order”

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*arriving late* oh shit, all the piddington jokes have been done

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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale.

Roman mosaic depicting man carrying a large bird like an emu.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s the first Locally Sourced new material comedy night of the season here in Exeter and these monsters will be my contribution to the M-themed raffle. At Little Drop of Poison on Fore Street, 7.30 start, free entrance and I promise you it’s not a cult. Despite appearances.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"The appellation's Bond. Jim Bind" Roget Moore

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This figure in my son’s room does not scare the shit out of me every time I glimpse it I promise you.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dial-A-Confession: Press 1 for cardinal Press 2 for mortal Press 3 for venial or stay on the line to speak to a priest.

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