Reposted by OyWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Car ads overestimate how much I want to rock climb and kayak and underestimate how much I want to buy ice cream at midnight. 531263
Reposted by Oy✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026where is the opt out button for all this shit 721255
Reposted by Oy🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/10/2026sleepmaxxing is this anything 67018
Reposted by Oy🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/10/2026the problem with forgetting all my troubles is the remembering them again part 37633
Reposted by OySkip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The tightness in your chest lets you know the anxiety is working! 0178
Reposted by OyLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026relaxing is the most important activity 210039
Reposted by Oyoak blanco @abomination.computer · 03/10/2026my body is a finely-tuned machine designed to lay in bed 18016
Reposted by Oykorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have an excellent memory for things that never happened. 33118
Reposted by OyPaul @grommit56.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My life has basically been one great big I don't want to. 35627
Reposted by Oystrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026*Unsubscribes from consciousness* 311048
Reposted by OyQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I long for a hand I've never held. 23514
Reposted by OyAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i forget so many things i long to remember why the fuck do i have to remember all the shit i wanna forget 29121
Reposted by OyAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/09/2026Sorry I just need to take a few years to think about everything 143351
Reposted by Oydonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring 1136286
Reposted by OyDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm very goal oriented. My goal is to accomplish nothing today. I usually achieve my goals. It's all about perspective. 03015
Reposted by OySpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved 123567
Reposted by OyRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[on my way to the mistake store] feels like i might be headed for some mistakes 1124
Reposted by OyJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thinking about stuff I should be doing. Sometimes that’s better than actually doing the stuff. 27233
Reposted by OyJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pulled a hammy exercising my restraint again. 115680
Reposted by OyBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 06/05/2026hey babe can you pick up some mental health for me on your way home from work 311336
Reposted by OyBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bad news guys stuff only gets done if you do it 1925785
Reposted by OyDak @dak.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Restaurants need to stop with the QR code menus. I came here for a meal, not to day trade crypto. 3326148711
Reposted by OyBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 24/09/2026there’s no need to set an alarm when you have The Anxiety Machine™ waking you up 08728
Reposted by OySkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 23/09/2026[googling] how to inherit a fortune when no one in your family is wealthy 29336
Reposted by OyCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026More than 8 billion people on the planet and I wind up getting stuck with me. 16429
Reposted by OyJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nothing wrong with staying in bed half the day when you’re off work. Your bed has missed you. 27422
Reposted by Oymalcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the best three-day weekends are the ones you give yourself. 19728
Reposted by OyCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Turns out you can’t trust anyone. 35014
Reposted by OyCandy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My anxiety has never once fixed a problem, but I admire its commitment to the project. 08823
Reposted by OyDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m at the “takes off work so I can enjoy a rainy day at home” stage of my life 18823
Reposted by OyKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*writes to do list* *goes back to bed* 04418
Reposted by Oysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026singing “anything you can do i can do better” as i roll off a cliff 010339
Reposted by OyTheSilverOtter @thesilverotter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think I got up too early. I wanna go back to sleep for another thirty or forty years. 0227
Reposted by Oysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026umm yeah hey, who decided every aspect of your life should be a full-time job? 724057
Reposted by OyPaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People are annoying. Don't be people. 05322
Reposted by Oydr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 22/09/2026my target audience is me 13112
Reposted by Oy(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 22/09/2026the dawg in me just wants to be pet and cuddled and loved 38927
Reposted by OyBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I was conditioned to be kind to others such a sucker 112149
Reposted by Oydonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sure, I could “optimize my LinkedIn profile for searchability,” or I could fake my own death and start a new life at sea 419827
Reposted by OyCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026dark mode because i'll take anything that slightly eases the impact of the fuckery we are presented with on a daily basis 29440
Reposted by OyDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026sure i’ve learned a lot from my mistakes. mostly how to make them 06926
Reposted by OyCandy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love how as an adult, the consequence of doing too much is pain and exhaustion, but the consequence of doing nothing is also pain and exhaustion. 1020664
Reposted by OyCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have an exciting day of washing and forgetting about the laundry ahead of me. 15314
Reposted by OySkip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wait, I lost track, what season of our discontent are we in? 67430
Reposted by OyAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Pro Tip; It’s OK to be stupid and NOT pursue leadership roles. 210735
Reposted by OyMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m a simple girl all I need are some things that don’t even exist. 214559
