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oak blanco

@abomination.computer
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thinking about working the world's oldest profession (cultivating ancient grains)
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 27/09/2026
Jules Verne - Journey to the Centre of the Vape Store
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 27/09/2026
does the computer feel pain? does it pay mortgage? does it eat dinner? does it jack off?
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
installing a flock camera in my studio apartment
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 27/09/2026
setting house type to Schloss on Zillow. 0 results
While a château or a Schloss can be fortified or unfortified, a country house, similar to an Ansitz, is usually unfortified.
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 27/09/2026
saw your man emerging from torpor all raggedy
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 27/09/2026
(my cat, detecting that i’ve finished my chores and have a rare moment of respite on the couch) the time has come to take a meganasty shit!
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laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
retvrn
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 25/09/2026
too good for the 5-second rule? can’t relate
a brain surgeon dropped part of my skull on the floor
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 24/09/2026
putting ‘🚫 no DMs’ in bio not because i am a strange and annoying Discover Feed creature but because i literally can’t see them
Due to laws in your region,
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 21/09/2026
turned the heat on #ClimateBreakdown
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 21/09/2026
imagining lunch. then executing a plan for lunch. finally, eating lunch. this is what they’re hiding from you
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 20/09/2026
doing laundry
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 18/09/2026
desperately seeking a bagel
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Keep forgetting I’m not at work and washing my hands after using the bathroom
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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
snake, these chemical compounds are called surfactants. their primary use is in soaps and detergents, where they increase the solubility of fat and dirt particles in water by decreasing the surface tension between two liquids, a liquid and a gas, or a liquid and a solid. sound familiar?
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 17/09/2026
this web site is cool because you can find out about people who have time to follow 471K accounts
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 16/09/2026
huge snake with a my neighbor-sized blob poking out sideways from its abdomen
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 15/09/2026
it’s time to stop reacting to the news and start reacting to your children who need their father
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love all asters. Nothing saves their best for last like asters.
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 14/09/2026
surely buying this AI-generated merch (60% OFF) will show them! take that!
Lake Ontario Canada AI merch
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 14/09/2026
haters can’t comprehend this. haters are in their little sealed boxes with the windows closed shaking with rage
59°F
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Flesh flood warning
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 12/09/2026
using a crane to move my neighbor’s 12 ft. skeletons into lewd positions
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
told my neighbor he has a beautiful wise husky dog and he didn't say thank you so i headbutted them both
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 12/09/2026
i remember 9/11.. i was in high school spanish class thinking about boobs and weed before and after the planes hit
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 12/09/2026
10 gallons of gas for 50 bucks is a good deal sike
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 11/09/2026
setting my Teams status to AFK* *A Fucking Koolguy #friday #weekend
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 11/09/2026
i can smell when you’ve been on WiFi recently
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 11/09/2026
you’re looking deciduous bro. what i’m saying is you’re literally bald
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 11/09/2026
acquiring more and more pillows until my neck is at a 270° angle for sleeping
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 10/09/2026
finished a behemoth project at work
we did it joe
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 09/09/2026
price of the burger going up
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 09/09/2026
when i post stuff like this my account gets suspended
we really do earnestly believe AI could kill all humans!
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 09/09/2026
only ‘folding phone’ i know of is when she 🎶call me on my cell phone🎵
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 09/09/2026
bro is in his mammoth skin suit again
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 09/09/2026
what you said: i am busting my ass at work what i heard: work is busting in my ass
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 09/09/2026
pissed 3 times this morning #coffee
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 08/09/2026
Sick Bastard went off here
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“If I’ve ever offended you, I’m sorry… 
that you’re a little bitch!” 
- Sick Bastard
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 08/09/2026
(showing a 23 year old dude with a Keith Hernandez mustache how to tell time on an analog clock) that’s great big guy! you’re so close to getting it. let’s try again
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 08/09/2026
england back off. my culture is not your costume 👇
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 08/09/2026
i’ve decided to sit down
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Eric Williams @geoliminal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
carbon removal does not exist, it is an absolute fantasy, a boondoggle invented by the hydrocarbon industry to a) trick ppl into thinking they're "doing something" about emissions and b) provide stealth funding for enhanced recovery research
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 07/09/2026
mowed the lawn for the third time this August #climatechange #COP28
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 07/09/2026
check this out bro (eats dinner)
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 07/09/2026
my dog just excitedly showed me where someone crapped
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yelling "I'm a realist" over and over for 10 minutes straight on local sports radio
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 06/09/2026
doing strongman-level brain exercises in silence
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