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@lepetitereboot.bsky.social
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one daughter but they all my sons in this bitch. philly

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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 4m
Omg everytime look away the lights in this room start tripping
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Crazy Beer
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13m
omg
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 26m
trying to season turkey wings through this gnarly trip
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27m
nope That was a cid
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 41m
ohbwaitbb
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 52m
welp! still feel nothing, so it must've been a regular edible, not a fun acid one. 😒 now watching Thelma & Louise, so i'll season these turkey wings and roll me a likkle blunt pass the time.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 2h
what's the etiquette on bringing a battery to a neighbor's house cause I can hear their smoke detector beeping???
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 2h
guys, acid will not aid in my house-cleaning regimen. ...or will it?
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Gregory Eddie Gregory Hm
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 3h
(quietly taken aback by how much cleaning up there is to do)
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 5h
a TEAM of maintenance men descended upon my home at 9:01 AM. it's been a small bit of chaos but i am so stoked to have all these projects done up. i am decidedly less stoked about cleaning up afterwards but it has to be done
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 17h
quite. bought it on vinyl and everything
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 17h
i thought the chicken was lovely.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 18h
tale as old as daytime TV
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 20h
it's Laterns and smoking time
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Jake Gyllenhaal Waving Goodbye
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 20h
My younger coworker is trying to argue us down that his new kid in the home will be less money spent than his kid he pays child support for. No. Just no.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 20h
i turned up the stereo (to drown out some IG video he was playing) and Denzel comes bopping in the room like, "whoa, that's this??" Dear Reader, it was Head Over Heels - Tear For Fears 🙂‍↕️
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 20h
i put on a cute dress and he turned on a song called So Good. it's Jhene Aiko but i'll allow it for now because vanity is my favorite sin
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 21h
L'AMOUR DE MA VIE
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 22h
surely not.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 22h
ask??
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i don't recall who said it but a smothered turkey wings dinner has been planted in my brain since Sunday night, so thanks for that and i'm off tomorrow?? so i can really let 'em set. maybe Dolly Parton brownies for dessert too.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 28/09/2026
Former ‘South Park’ writer Toby Morton has created a website to expose information about Cornell University’s administration in response to the group sexual assault case: “Accountability should not disappear when the headlines do. And we all know this headline will disappear.”
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
up late, watching The Thing (2011)
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what are you doing, the eagles? 🙁
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it depends what's being made. sometimes it just feels like you're in my way 💀
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Evan Narcisse @evnarc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lemme tell y’all something: Helen Folasade Adu knew we would need this.
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Sade - When Am I Going To Make A Living - Official - 1984
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why did my brain conjure this image? 😂
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
Judas: Thanks for inviting me to the Last Supper Jesus: The what? Judas: what?
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please, Dontayvion Wicks. do the thing tonight.
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Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maria Bamford has been one of my favorite comedians for probably 20 years now. There is no one like her, and there will never be another like her. So creative and vulnerable all while being so silly and relatable.
Maria Bamford Documentary. Releases October 23rd on Netflix Maria Bamford has been one of my favorite comedians for probably 20 years now. There is no one like her, and there will never be another like her. So creative and vulnerable all while being so silly and relatable. 

Judd Apatow took the time to make a documentary about her life and career, and I am so grateful that he did. It comes out October 23rd on Netflix and y’all should absolutely watch it.

And while you’re at it, go back and watch any of the many hours and half hours Maria has released over her almost 40 years performing stand up. And if you ever get the chance, go see her perform live. She is truly one of a kind.

I’m so excited for this
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fuck the world/
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
somehow i managed to make it through an entire shift, despite running on whiskey vapor. now home and it's almost that time
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Philadelphia Eagles Jalen Hurts Finger Guns
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mutually assured destruction and chill?
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lisa Rinna is cankersore 🥴
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Raye shines at the #VMAs.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Elliot Stabler (no shade to him)
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pyrite? haven't heard that name in years
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
everyone so beautiful!!!! I'm just happy to witness it like miss girl here:
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
O'Neals off South (shout out to my man Spoonie) has a Chip Butty which is cheese fries and vinegar on an Amoroso roll and it's off the fucking charts
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Teen has been singing Amazing Grace in the (off-)key of Martha Reeves and i just want to know what i did to deserve this m.youtube.com/watch?v=VgzH...
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FULL VIDEO: Martha Reeves sings The Star-Spangled Banner | Women's Pro Baseball League (2026 anthem)
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i get blocked the most when I'm drinking
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Bill Hader as Stefon: That's Fair SNL Moment
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
duh, dummy. bad change happens fast. good change happens slowly by enacting laws to stop the bad change that happens.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
accusations at the speed of light
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have been yelling curse words for two hours. football sucks.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Findlay Marks' 'Ew' Moment in Schitt's Creek
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
everybody in the house is on my nerves so i'm about to order a snack to share with no one
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Home Alone: Kevin's Cheese Pizza Delivery
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@zoot580.bsky.social So all you post is AI? like, that's your whole thing? lol gross
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