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Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social

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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. chronicillnesstees.etsy.com mybodyistryingtokillme.com www.redbubble.com/people/Chronicill… #chronicillness

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 38m

Dan Carney
@DanManCarney

Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can't imagine Zendaya experiencing what I'm going through right now

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1h

catmat on Tumblr
May 8, 2023
I don't know if it's just me, but when I speak with healthy people, I feel like I'm living in a completely different reality.

What? You don't worry about getting seriously ill everyday? Your biggest inconvenience is traffic? You don't wake up in pain? You can do multiple activities without physical consequences? You have income for things other than necessities?

How are we even living in the same society?

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1h

Artist: mrlovenstein.com

our-panel webcomic by Mr. Lovenstein featuring a green frog and a green turtle against a light blue background.

Panel 1: The frog asks the turtle, "how do I deal with issues beyond my control?"

Panel 2: The turtle responds, "worry about them non-stop".

Panel 3: The frog asks, "how does that help?" to which the turtle answers, "it doesn't".

Panel 4: The frog cheerfully replies, "sounds great, thank you!"

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 2h

Billy Joel could write a whole new version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" just by listing all the meds I take

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 2h

anonymous asked:

what's wrong with you?

snuffpuppy2 Follow

u better sit down for this

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 3h

Guess who just tested negative lol 😎🤙

Dear Patient,

Below are your test results you took 06/05/2026:

Hantavirus NEGATIVE
HIV POSITIVE
HPV-1 POSITIVE
Chronic Diarrhea POSITIVE
Anal Fissures POSITIVE
Bubonic Plague POSITIVE
Inflamed Testicular Torsion POSITIVE

PLEASE CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY YOUR LIFE IS AT RISK. You may reach the Medical Center to schedule an immediate pickup by ambulance at:

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 3h

⚠️#darkhumor⚠️

@snizthefriz - i told u i like it rough now shut up and throw me off the f-cking cliff

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 4h

meme showing Gollum from The Lord of the Rings crouching low in an open red doorway, reaching toward several Amazon cardboard boxes stacked on the front porch.

Top caption in black text against a white background:
"What my neighbours see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery"

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 4h

FRIEND: How are you? ME: *nervous sweating* I'm good. MORGAN FREEMAN: BUT SHE WAS NOT GOOD ME: F*ck off, Morgan Freeman

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 5h

@ZeroSuitCamus - *after (standing crossed out) sitting with good posture for 10 seconds* no this can’t be right

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 5h

when my doctor asks me how I'm doing I say "I'll try to be brief," and then give them the extended uncut trilogy.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 6h

@disabeetled - reminder to all my disabled lovelies that 'gross' symptoms do not make you gross or lesser in any way. incontinence, vomiting, irritable bowels, or gastrointestinal issues shouldn't be as demonized as they are. you are real, valid, and loved.

Reposted by Chronic Illness Humor

BEpiper🌻 @bepiper.bsky.social · 7h

@chronicillness.bsky.social

Mary Engelbreit cartoon drawing of frazzled woman with arms outstretched to hold off all the chores
Life is Just So Daily is printed above her

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 6h

My toxic trait is knowing my body's check engine light is on, and still driving it around like 'nah, we'll be okay.'

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 7h

[a photoshopped book, I'm sure]an old-timey book, like from the 30s or something that says praying for a solid bowel movement and a little girl praying

the big little book

a warner bros. picture
Read the book - see the pictures

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 8h

inspirational-style graphic showing a scenic sunset over a body of water with distant mountains along the horizon. The sky fades from deep blue at the top to bright orange and purple near the bottom.

Top: Sometimes you just have to let go...

Bottom: of your shittiest doctor

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 8h

A graphic featuring black handwritten-style text set against an abstract background of pastel swirls in shades of blue, pink, purple, and white.

The text reads:

"SOME PEOPLE CANNOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THEY EXPERIENCED PAIN

I CANNOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD A PAIN FREE DAY"

Below the text is a small handle: @itsachronicthing_

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 9h

>SATIRE Woman With Autoimmune Disorder Goes To Doctor's Office To Pick Up Seventeen New Communicable Diseases [pic of people in waiting room] MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 9h

lemonadebut - if ur wondering what the f is wrong with me imagine how i feel

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10h

meme featuring a still of Rick Astley in his music video for "Never Gonna Give You Up," standing in front of a wire fence wearing a dark jacket over a striped shirt.

Top caption in black sans-serif font:
"My medical team when I need a referral"

Overlay text on the image in white Impact font with a black outline:

Top: GONNA GIVE YOU UP

Bottom: GONNA LET YOU DOWN / GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10h

"What else could possibly go wrong?" I have a list.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 11h

retro collage featuring a vintage portrait of a woman wearing a black pillbox hat with a small jewel, yellow gloves, and bright red lipstick. She has a wide, dramatic expression with her hand raised near her chin.

To her right, black text on individual white paper cutouts is arranged vertically to read: "has anyone seen my spoons".

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 11h

@chronicillness.bsky.social

Imagine letting someone into your life only to find out they're the type of person who immediately calls you when you text them back.

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12h

image macro/meme featuring celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay yelling at a man during an episode of Kitchen Nightmares.

The text overlay reads:

Top left (quoting an unheard speaker): "You aren't better yet?!"

Right (Gordon Ramsay's response): "It's Incurable... Are you that stupid?" with the words "Are you that stupid?" rendered in large, yellow bold font outlined in blue.

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

comic panel meme showing Spider-Man lying flat on his back on the floor, looking up. A thought bubble above him reads: "THAT PAINTING LOOKS THE WAY I FEEL!"

In the upper-right corner of the panel is an inset classical oil painting of a woman lying pale and completely exhausted in bed under heavy blankets, staring blankly upward.

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A good way to get ready for your next doctor's appointment is to talk to inanimate objects because your doctor has similar listening habits

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@scottdclary.bsky.social

Rest guilt is one of the most destructive things modern culture has created. The idea that you should feel bad for not being productive at every moment. You're a human being. Not a human doing. Sit down.

@scottdclary

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Aaaaaaaaa

kushblazer666

Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa.[7] The first scientific report

somethingusefulfromflorida

I'd call it that too if it happened to me

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

meme featuring white bold text laid over a photo of a woman smiling awkwardly while tightly holding back tears.

Top text: "Neurologist: Can you touch your nose with your index fingers?"

Second line: "Me: Yes."

Bottom right text: "Neurologist: You're fine."

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@stynalane.bsky.social

@StynaLane

I just wanted to remind my chronically ill pals that all you need are yoga, and sunlight, and turmeric, and B12, and positivity, and faith, and a full time job, and an organic diet, and a husband, and a first-born son to sacrifice to Hecate and then you'll be cured you're welcome

@stynalane

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

meme featuring bold white text at the top and bottom over a photo of a young child sitting at a table, completely face down in exhaustion with their face resting directly on top of a sandwich on a white plate.

Top text: "I USED TO EAT TO REFUEL MY ENERGY"

Bottom text: "NEVER IMAGINED HAVING ILLNESS THAT MAKES ME FATIGUED FROM EATING"

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

meme with white text at the top that reads: "If I woke up one day no longer in pain:".

Below the text is a screenshot from The Simpsons showing Bart Simpson lying motionless on the ground while his translucent spirit sits up out of his body. White subtitle text at the bottom reads: "Hey cool, I'm dead!"

In the upper-left corner of the image, faint watermark text reads: "@THECHRONICCURLY".

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Artist: @mrlovenstein.bsky.social

1st panel: a guy with coffee asks guy in chair 'why are u dressed already?'

2nd panel: the guy in chair says 'i have a doctor's appointment at 5pm'

3rd panel: guy with coffee looks confused and says 'but it's only 8 am' guy in chair is sweating

4th panel: guy in chair is sweating and says 'it's 8am already?! I'm not ready yet!'

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can't explain what my deal is. I have no idea either.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

black pin with white lettering that says 'joints...what a bunch of bastards'

etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees

redbubble.com/people/ChronicIllnessT

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DOCTOR: This prescription might change your personality MY HUSBAND: Oh, thank God! *starts sobbing*

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you start taking Presdnisone and it's time for the bitch to come out

{Arielle all green and magic coming out of her mouth ]

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

'"What's Your Damned Body Gonna Do Next?" "Fucked if I know!", exclaimed Laurie. [an old fashioned girl in a book from maybe the 50s by @digitalmeddle YourChildhoodRuined'

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The title of my autobiography is called: "Damn, bitch, what's wrong with you?!"

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

scenic landscape photo of a town nestled in green and purple hills, overlaid with bold white text featuring a black drop shadow.

The text reads: "Give yourself a break. You've been through enough. Also, you're getting really annoying about it."

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

>>Satire - doctors told her she would never crochet again, which was frankly a relief [pic of woman crocheting] mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ME: Yeah, it’s a lifelong condition THEM: So temporary? ME: Listen here, you little shit

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

THE PARTS OF CHRONIC ILLNESS NO ONE PREPARES YOU FOR

It’s not just the symptoms.

— It’s the constant explaining.

— The second-guessing.

— The feeling of being “fine enough” for others... but not for life.

— It’s grieving the version of you that could do things without thinking.

— It’s learning to say no even when you want to say yes.

— It’s watching life move on while you’re focused on surviving the day.

— It’s being strong in ways no one can see.

@cfshealth

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

meme featuring black text at the top that reads:

"Them: Do you wanna go out at 9 o clock?"
"Me: At night?!?"

Below the text is a photo of an elderly man with glasses, white hair, and a beard, wearing a green sweatshirt and looking deeply bewildered in front of a tree trunk.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lane
@BitchVanish

Hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. Cold? Put on a hoodie. No bra? Put on a hoodie. Nothing to wear? Hoodie. Cripplingly low self esteem? You already know

©DearFibromyalgia/beth

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

side-by-side meme with black text at the top that reads: "This is your nervous system on the left, and on the right is when you have a flare up."

Left side: An anatomical display of a preserved human central nervous system, showing the brain and spinal cord with all the branching nerve fibers laid out in a neat, symmetrical tree-like structure.

Right side: A chaotic, messy pile of uncooked spaghetti noodles scattered across a tiled floor, pointing in every direction to represent a flare-up.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'd probably be doing something legendary right now if my insides weren't actively trying to kill me

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am once again asking my body to behave like a body. you know, like, the bare minimum.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

meme with red heading text at the top that reads: "Trying to Remember or Learn Something With Severe Brain Fog".

Below the heading is a screenshot of a computer error dialog box titled "Error". Inside the box, next to a yellow warning triangle, the message reads: "Could not copy files because no". An "OK" button sits at the bottom right.

@adhd_memetherapy MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

meme featuring black text at the top that reads: "[Having An Autoimmune Disorder]" followed by "ME, TO ME:".

Below the text is a still of the character Napoleon Dynamite wearing glasses and a yellow t-shirt with an annoyed expression. White subtitle text at the bottom reads: "I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up."

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com