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Bob Patin

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Keeping my head down and my spirits up | www.bobpatin.com | Jazz pianist | Avid reader | Amateur photographer | Ardent traveler | Computer programmer | Owner of Longterm Solutions www.longtermsolutions.com | Democrat | Lover of good humor

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Eric Schmitt himself.
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He Schmitted himself.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 21h
Nashville can't have a symphony anymore, but they did manage to widen the sidewalks on Broadway so more obnoxious drunk redneck assholes could start fights and puke on the streets until the wee hours of the morning.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 21h
Senator Schmitt-stain.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 29/09/2026
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 29/09/2026
Fuck Louisiana Senator Kennedy, that shit-for-brains steaming pile of ethics. Jack Smith tried to respond, but was constantly interrupted by that old sack of dried-up bones who has nis nose firmly planted in Fat Donny Fuckface's ass.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 29/09/2026
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 29/09/2026
I forget where in the catholic bible it said - no meat on Fridays - have to go to church on Sunday, but Saturday night is OK - priests raping kids is ok, just move the priest to a new parish - abortion, even to protect the life of the mother, is wrong - can't touch the host—oh wait, now you can
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 29/09/2026
Translation: "My soon-to-be husband, who cheated on me and who is reviled by the TX House, is a fucking scumbag, but vote for him anyway because we want to keep fucking up this state." What a steaming pile of ethics. www.cnn.com/2026/09/28/politi...
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‘We cannot ignore the elephant in the room’: Ken Paxton’s estranged wife speaks to GOP women | CNN Politics
Angela Paxton, who is divorcing Texas Republican Senate nominee Ken Paxton, posted a video Monday of recent remarks urging Republican women to support GOP candidates in Texas this fall even if they have reservations about them.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton's soon-to-be ex-wife speaks out against the scumbag. www.cnn.com/2026/09/28/politi...
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‘We cannot ignore the elephant in the room’: Ken Paxton’s estranged wife speaks to GOP women | CNN Politics
Angela Paxton, who is divorcing Texas Republican Senate nominee Ken Paxton, posted a video Monday of recent remarks urging Republican women to support GOP candidates in Texas this fall even if they have reservations about them.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 28/09/2026
How'd the Cowboys do yesterday? Asking for a friend.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 28/09/2026
I got a Covid booster yesterday, and today I woke up and I still had to eat something for breakfast. Thanks a lot, Biden.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 28/09/2026
TEXAS: At least we aren't Arkansas. ARKANSAS: At least we aren't Mississippi. MISSISSIPPI: At least we aren't Alabama. ALABAMA: At least we aren't Louisiana. LOUISIANA: Damn.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 28/09/2026
None of the Cornell 7 rapists are trans.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 28/09/2026
Gambling ads and prediction app ads should be banned from television. Repost if you agree with me!
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 28/09/2026
Louisiana has declared an emergency because diesel is more than $6 per gallon. This is the state with a Republican governor, where 60% of their idiot voters voted for Fat Donny Fuckface. I grew up in Louisiana. I'm ashamed of what it's become.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 28/09/2026
While getting our Covid and flu shots yesterday, we met a woman who was waiting to get her shot as well. It took no time at all to determine that, like us, she would be voting for James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa in a couple of weeks.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 28/09/2026
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 28/09/2026
There was a time when cigarette ads were the bane of television. Fortunately, they were banned and we don't have to watch lies about those carcinogen delivery mechanisms. NOW we need the same ban for gambling and prediction sites like Fanduel and its sleazy ilk.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 28/09/2026
He's not dead yet, but the Cowboys lost, so that makes this a great day!
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 27/09/2026
We just got our Covid & flu shots. So now, according to the anti-vaxxer dumbasses, "they" can track us.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 27/09/2026
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 27/09/2026
BREAKING: Authentic photo of Noah's Ark revealed!
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 27/09/2026
It's not surprising that the same brain-dead nonthinkers, who throw money at grifters every Sunday, think that a rock is actually a mythical boat. Actually READING a book (instead of quoting bullshit from a book of fairy tales) would perhaps get through to them. Or not. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duru
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Durupınar site - Wikipedia
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 27/09/2026
I woke up this morning and realized the temperature will be almost 100 degrees again today. Damn Covid vaccine.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 26/09/2026
I got the Covid vaccine, and sure enough, I had to have my air conditioner serviced. Thanks, Obama.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 26/09/2026
Fat Donny Fuckface went to the UT/U Tennessee game and of course, U. Tenn lost. Because he destroys everything he touches. And because Tennessee is even more fucked up than Texas, and that's saying a LOT.
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 26/09/2026
When I was in college, the frat my brothers belonged to was known for nothing but drunken beer brawls. Fortunately for me, I wanted no part of it at the time. Fraternities are an anathema to young men and should be banned forever. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...
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Wisconsin police investigating fraternity for hazing after men found in basement
Pledges found covered in food in heated basement of fraternity house near University of Wisconsin-Madison
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 26/09/2026
Yet more bullshit from a pathological liar. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...
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The truth behind Donald Trump’s ‘biggest oil deal in world history’
The US’s oil deal with Venezuela faces multiple legal and logistical problems, including questions about whether it can be implemented
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 26/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZVUo...
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James Talarico Calls Ken Paxton
Follow James Talarico ⟶ Instagram https://www.instagram.com/jamestalarico ⟶ X https://www.twitter.com/jamestalarico ⟶ Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@jamestalarico ⟶ Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/jamestalarico ⟶ Website https://www.jamestalarico.com/
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 26/09/2026
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 25/09/2026
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 25/09/2026
The progression of intelligence: Religious indoctrination > Questioned the religion I was forced to accept > Seriously doubted the religion that was foisted on me > Fairly certain it was all BS > Agnostic > Atheist. #atheism
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