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Harrison Ford Fiesta

@gothamcitymayor.bsky.social
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Texan, social worker, and nice curmudgeon. #zeitgang #MFFL #DallasWings #ChicagoBulls 🇵🇸 🌎 Rogers Park, Chicago, IL

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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 17h
Knock knock. *who's there?* It’s your neighbor, returning your ladder. Thank you for the ladder. No punchline. Just gratitude! ❤️
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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 18h
My boss said "let’s take this offline" so I unplugged the router. I am a team player. The whole office is offline now. Together 💪
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anna Pugh Autumn Leaf, 2009
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 13
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 03/09/2023
According to legend, if you see a spider on Halloween, it's actually the spirit of a loved one watching over you. So I guess if you see a ghost on Halloween, it's actually a spider. Confusing but good information to have on hand.
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.
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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just got banned from Jewel Osco for asking every tomato its name. Some of us still believe in manners.
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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I leave the TV steaming Peacock on when I go out, so burglars think someone's home and not doing well.
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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Free idea: The Irish Thymes
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
hit a flour truck on my way to the civil war re-enactment and got fucked up by some ghostbusters
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rabbit coffin-bearers. The adventures of Pinocchio. 1904.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
paintings by South Korean artist Seongryul Kim
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 10
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 02/10/2026
Today in New York City, it got easier to escape subscription traps.
motherjones.com
A little law gives hope that government can suck less and make people’s lives better
New York City wants to make it easier for you to cancel subscriptions.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i had heard about gamers for years. a lifestyle dedicated to having fun sounded to me like its adherents would form bonds based on positivity, friendship and the joy of fair competition
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no Halloween anymore just hell sorry. if u have any complaints, an ai assistant will be with you shortly to do nothing but piss you off more
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Would.
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we live in hell
Sign on a supermarket display for Dude Wipes. Along with the logo, text says, "Dumpkin spice, with clove, nutmeg and other fall stuff." There is an unfortunate graphic of a distressed looking jack o' lantern on a toilet. I have never hated anything more than I hate this.
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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My parents renewed their vows on their 37th anniversary, this time with a prenup.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It ys tyme for Tulip skeptics to face some difficulte trouthes. Tulips are the waye of the future. Yf you do not invest yn Tulips you are way behinde. Yf you do not teache your children about Tulips thei will not be able to compete on the jobbe market. Onlye Luddites dislyke Tulips.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“…And Stay Down!” by Charles Keegan
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gail Brodholt, Alice Underground.
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m @mjjii.com · 28/09/2026
digital art. a small carton of milk with a beam of light coming out of it
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spider-Man holds a human sized grenade under his left arm. His right hand is just pulling out the pin. He thinks, "DARE I?"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the pigs' revenge
Let’s show these
farmers what’s
what! Start a
trending topic,
hogs!
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
flying capybara
painting of various capybaras: one being abducted by an ufo, one with butterfly wings, one with dragon wings and a cape, one mixed with a bee and one mixed with a bat
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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026
from the zine
[digital art of an alarm clock]

I'm Your Alarm Clock and I Hate You

Time to wake up, lazy ass. Get the FUCK out of bed. GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING FUCKER!!!! DON'T YOU DARE HIT THAT SNOOZE BUTTON!!! I'm not playing around this time!
I'm sick and tired of you. Don't you hear me????
What the HELL is wrong with you??? I'm FUCKING BEEPING. GET OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having a cat means hearing things crash in the middle of the night and deciding it's a problem for tomorrow.
Jinx the green eyed bobtail cat looking snarkily at the camera.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 2
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Occasionally I’ll add a comma, for a dramatic flair.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die.
Photo of a dilapidated Chuck E. Cheese animatronic rotting outside in the middle of nowhere
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*death metal guy flipping thru medical journal for song names ooh, Eyestalk Ablation perfect
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not
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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanted fish, but all I had was a fish tank, so I put the tank in the ocean. Now I have a lot of fish, but I don't know where any of them are.
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
men are better as a concept
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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that Kevin return the lawnmower.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
slipped on a banana peel into a profound melancholy
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go go gadget self-sabotage!
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 13
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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People act like I was raised by wolves. My parents just worked long hours. As wolves.
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