Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 17hKnock knock. *who's there?* It’s your neighbor, returning your ladder. Thank you for the ladder. No punchline. Just gratitude! ❤️ 011
Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 18hMy boss said "let’s take this offline" so I unplugged the router. I am a team player. The whole office is offline now. Together 💪 172
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestapmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Anna Pugh Autumn Leaf, 2009 113934
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 03/09/2023According to legend, if you see a spider on Halloween, it's actually the spirit of a loved one watching over you. So I guess if you see a ghost on Halloween, it's actually a spider. Confusing but good information to have on hand. 14858216
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaLauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means. 6960266
Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just got banned from Jewel Osco for asking every tomato its name. Some of us still believe in manners. 000
Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I leave the TV steaming Peacock on when I go out, so burglars think someone's home and not doing well. 021
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestam@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 11/08/2026hit a flour truck on my way to the civil war re-enactment and got fucked up by some ghostbusters 212624
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestapmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rabbit coffin-bearers. The adventures of Pinocchio. 1904. 3368114
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestapmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026paintings by South Korean artist Seongryul Kim 116525
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaDr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 202100062456
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes 1875547483
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaMother Jones @motherjones.com · 02/10/2026Today in New York City, it got easier to escape subscription traps.motherjones.comA little law gives hope that government can suck less and make people’s lives betterNew York City wants to make it easier for you to cancel subscriptions. 218040
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestadrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i had heard about gamers for years. a lifestyle dedicated to having fun sounded to me like its adherents would form bonds based on positivity, friendship and the joy of fair competition 062790
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026no Halloween anymore just hell sorry. if u have any complaints, an ai assistant will be with you shortly to do nothing but piss you off more 015419
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestamaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun. 168186664686
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestadepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm 554206714
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestahammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 357207884997
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestadan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112542547
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaWolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026we live in hell 2223931
Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My parents renewed their vows on their 37th anniversary, this time with a prenup. 000
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It ys tyme for Tulip skeptics to face some difficulte trouthes. Tulips are the waye of the future. Yf you do not invest yn Tulips you are way behinde. Yf you do not teache your children about Tulips thei will not be able to compete on the jobbe market. Onlye Luddites dislyke Tulips. 14734235
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestapmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“…And Stay Down!” by Charles Keegan 425060
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestapmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gail Brodholt, Alice Underground. 016527
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaComics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 16576159
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestadrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the pigs' revenge 110112
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaGuilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026flying capybara 121242
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaFor the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Having a cat means hearing things crash in the middle of the night and deciding it's a problem for tomorrow. 2166207501
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Occasionally I’ll add a comma, for a dramatic flair. 601057254
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die. 825368
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestaheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*death metal guy flipping thru medical journal for song names ooh, Eyestalk Ablation perfect 211830
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not 716553
Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wanted fish, but all I had was a fish tank, so I put the tank in the ocean. Now I have a lot of fish, but I don't know where any of them are. 000
Reposted by Harrison Ford Fiestasophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 29/09/2026men are better as a concept 1337
Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In lieu of flowers, the family asks that Kevin return the lawnmower. 093
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026slipped on a banana peel into a profound melancholy 114166
Reposted by Harrison Ford FiestaFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Go go gadget self-sabotage! 413464
Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People act like I was raised by wolves. My parents just worked long hours. As wolves. 062