Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wish someone would give ME a cookie when I poop on someone’s lawn 1411539
Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My front yard and cookies are waiting. 120
mikeandla.bsky.social @mikeandla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You’re wish is that your best friend is also an asshole 110
jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh, for heaven sakes. Leave the arborvitaes alone. 021
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ll bake you a whole batch of cookies if you poop on my neighbor’s deck. 141
🖤🧡🖤 Sara 🖤🧡🖤 @pennutsara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have this neighbor.... Anyways - what kind of cookies do you like? 121
Debflimflam @debflimflam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comDog Baking Cookies in a WigAlt: Dog Baking Cookies in a Wig 051
🦊 🩵🐦⬛ Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As if you need any encouragement. 021
Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If it’s the right lawn I’ll buy you fucking case of cookies 041
putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comCookies Cookie Run KingdomALT: Cookies Cookie Run Kingdom 111
Cliff @hrdwater715.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Larry pooped before we went for a walk. Then he pooped two more times on the walk. Now he's all pooped out. 4131
Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 21h1600 Pennsylvania.I’ll meet you there with an Oreo flavor of your choice. 010
Reverend Lars 🌊 @reverendlars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh, I'm sorry buddy. Keep trying though, it'll happen eventually! 021
Peter E. AKA Say10 @pelsner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'll give you one if you go shit on my neighbor's lawn. 011