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life after beth 🌿

@digitalbeth.space
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my mind is a junk drawer and I like what I find / it's wayne's world we're just living in it / rock flipper / cats / computers / april fool, rarely serious / odd / games / musician / nola → shreveport, louisiana | 🐱🖥️🌿🪲🏳️‍🌈♀️🪨 | digitalbeth.space

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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026
feeding my shellfish daughter
me hand feeding a sulcata tortoise a pellet. she is large and in charge. 6 years old! should be starting the first grade but instead she's being a mooch smh
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country songs are always like "well i woke up this morning with a terrible idea, put a bald eagle sticker on the back of my kia" and we've just accepted that for some reason
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026
bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh wow, I never knew that.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone called me histrionic and I told them honey, I’m from the South. We’re all histrionic down here
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026
I put the kitten in the (thankfully freshly cleaned) litter box but he thinks it's a sandbox to play in. he's having the time of his tiny life
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I simply couldn't, so I did not.
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026
you can post the cutest kitten in the world on reddit and there's always gonna be that one guy who says you're basically the devil for feeding the stray mama cat and rescuing them
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 29/09/2026
if you'd rather stay in at night, I can relate to that
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026
do we think john mulaney has fresh material yet or nah
John muLAMEy will be in Shreveport soon, unfortunately. I saw him in New Orleans years ago with a friend. His entire bit was just ragging on the wife he cheated on while he was high on coke. That was literally it. That was the bit.
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026
feeding my shellfish daughter
me hand feeding a sulcata tortoise a pellet. she is large and in charge. 6 years old! should be starting the first grade but instead she's being a mooch smh
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 28/09/2026
please help my son is sick
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 27/09/2026
we've been trying to find the kittens the local stray had for over a month now. we've watched her go next door under a shed (the house is empty and we got permission to go look) and we FINALLY FOUND THE BABY!!!! he's the only one left and the mom seemed ANNOYED when we showed her we had him 😭
a gray and white kitten behind my couch cushion. it's his favorite spot
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Miss Melancholy @villyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NO! I'M ALMOST ENJOYING MY ANGER! comic reaction meme
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 26/09/2026
running to the house next door where they're tearing down the back deck and yelling at the guy "THERE ARE KITTENS PLS"
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 26/09/2026
can someone who plays osrs explain to me why the fuck y'all insist on playing a game that infuriates you constantly?? are you stupid??? genuine question
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s always whatsapp and never howsapp
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 25/09/2026
I am once again asking...... for u to join my minecraft server digitalbeth.space/minecraft (@ me to be whitelisted)
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 25/09/2026
not to be shellfish but cornbread is my whole heart 🐢
I'm giving my sulcata chin scratches :)
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Kelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OKAY WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY INDIE FOLK ROCK BAND ALL WE'RE DOING IS CONCEPT SONGS ABOUT GROUP B RALLY RACING I'M THINKING TWO SECRET SHOWS ONE EP AND A FULL LENGTH THAT NEVER MATERIALIZES
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 25/09/2026
ay ay ayy ayy I said my name is G.W. number forty-one president of the US...And we won the war on drugs the war on terrorism the war against kids left behind humanitarianism *drops mic*
George w bush holding a mix and throwing a gang sign or something idk what's going on truly but despite being painfully white I wrote a freestyle about it thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 24/09/2026
I forgot the word for mugshot and called it an arrest photo and now my boyfriend won't stop laughing
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 24/09/2026
I tried unlocking my phone as I was biting into a tomato and it told me to take my face covering off and try again
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 23/09/2026
TORT ON THE RUN
the police department in my town found my sulcata tortoise and posted it on Facebook
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 23/09/2026
MY TORTOISE RAN AWAY AND GOT PICKED UP BY THE COPS. PLEASE
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think you’re all gross (complimentary)
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 23/09/2026
I hate a bitch that doesn't understand computers or software who in turn get mad at me for suggesting a software because "what if I get a virus" bitch it's 2026 unless you're downloading p0rn.exe you probably won't get a virus bc windows defender is all you need
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 23/09/2026
me bc of hemorrhoids
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am constantly laughing my ass in
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Anya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not needy, I'm wanty.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 23/09/2026
not to toot my own horn but the dog never wants to eat when my bf makes her food but I tried something new today (putting it in the microwave for a few seconds) and she inhaled it immediately
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
season's changing
A collection of season-themed knightly helmets.
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my glittery purple crocs
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 23/09/2026
enjoy www.reddit.com/r/Warts/s/Qh...
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes it could be argued that keeping up with world events is important but alternatively can I interest you in hugging an ancient mossy boulder that looks like a face and quietly listening while it tells you stories from centuries cloaked in mist.
A lovely mossy boulder with a face. I walked past this venerable stone gentleman on Dartmoor when I was beginning to write my first novel, Villager, and it whispered all 104,000 words of the book to me. So now I have to pay it all of my royalties. Unfortunately my ex-publisher stopped paying me royalties last year. Understandable, the boulder was not happy. But now I have a new publisher and the book has been republished. So remember if you purchase a copy you will be helping a boulder to eat, pay the rent on his riverside moss garden, and feed his boulder family.
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 22/09/2026
I've had acid pads on my plantar wart for like two weeks straight so half of my toe is dead sure but I did just rip the entire fucking wart out and I'm both horrified and intrigued
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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[reported as pornography]
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 22/09/2026
I love my beautiful wife
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 22/09/2026
me: hey google it's hot google: *portlandia skit* it's the heat me: no turn the thermostat down google: got it me: ac: me: ac: me: hey google what's the thermostat set to google: it is set to 82 degrees
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 22/09/2026
hung out at our friend's house yesterday and we played god of war and my bf couldn't beat a wave of enemies so I said give me the controller and just started mashing buttons and won or something
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 7
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josh boerman @bosh.worstpossible.world · 22/09/2026
look, they can't all be winners
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's like a dream, mama.
Small baby heads and body parts with black pebbles in a stained glass orange baby food jar surrounded by shards of a broken teal plate. baby fo written in black pebbles across the top. This is better than therapy.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shadow calls to me
Resident evil 4 Ada and Leon with shadows summoning a Doritos nacho cheese taco supreme
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who you are with dental pain is the real you.
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Skeletons in Video Games @skeletonsinvgs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dungeons & Dragons: Tower of Doom (Arcade, 1994)
Three skeletons ambush the player Fighter in the game "Dungeons & Dragons: Tower of Doom", made by Capcom in 1994.
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 22/09/2026
just my luck :/
a text from Delta airlines. my flight gate keeps changing. now it's being delayed by 36 minutes. I'm at home on my couch. someone entered my number by mistake I guess.
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