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SpatialKimtamine

@kimmalien.bsky.social
17K followers 623 following 11K posts

Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit Skrrts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolm…

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Science cannot explain what just went down in my sink, defying the laws of physics
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 11h
Louder for the deadbeats
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 08/10/2026
actually, parenting hits different when you do the work
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22h
[oracle voice] yooouuu must choose to be petty as helllll toward this maaaan 🔮
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 11h
Cheese dick
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 11h
Never heard of it
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 12h
Cheese dick®
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Cheese dick
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 12h
Cheese dick
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 12h
Wow you stole my punch line
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 12h
Penis shaped cheese stick
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here is a name to consider Ralph
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 18h
The rumblings of my stomach portend a greater doom for us all.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 12h
Oh boy oh boy
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 13h
brewing up some new dick jokes maybe a few about balls too
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 12h
going outside while it's raining to take a fat shit on the sidewalk
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geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a…gif? oh you mean a silent vine
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geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my health anxiety goblin while i’m trying to go to sleep
Charlie Day red string board meme; Charlie
is in front of a red string conspiracy board looking unhinged
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 18h
one thing about me is I will jack tf out of an o'lantern idgaf
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
coin collectors should be called coinnoisseurs
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 19h
Nice post, now let's get you a muzzle
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jerking off is my favorite winter activity, next question
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
here…i picked you this salami flower
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They should sell pre-twisted panties for those who want to get upset in a predictive manner
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm like a wet wad of paper towel, but with less personality and charm
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Sorry for not waving back to you earlier, I thought you were part of a hallucination
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/10/2026
day 5 in ireland and my wife has threatened divorce if i don't stop with the accent so ladies the lad's free if yer up fer a bit of craic
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
not gay I just like
nutty buddy cream pies
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 07/10/2026
the ‘h’ in whisper is there as an example
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Doctors call it adhd, I call it not letting these bitches hold me down
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First of all, who are you people? Secondly, will the fart jokes ever end?
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
who up imagining things?
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/10/2026
Another day another negative 100 dollars
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i bet it feels so good for a brisket to get slow cooked in all those juices
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wow (derogatory)
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
drowning in a plethora of cheese would fix me
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 07/10/2026
getting the contents of my head scooped out like a pumpkin becoming a jack-o-lantern could fix me
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I earned the cork on my fork
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Long ago the four lokos lived in harmony
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hey fellas if i can taste your cologne in my ears it’s probably too much
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trying to stay hydrated but just keep pissing it all out
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 07/10/2026
baby gorl
my tabby cat, frankie, stretched out and napping on my bed.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not French toast unless you smoked a cigarette while making it.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can call into Bluesky sick, you know. You're not getting paid anyway.
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looked away from my phone for 30 seconds and solved all my problems now back to creating more
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
your honor, [jerk-off motion]
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Sorry for hanging up on you I shouldn’t have picked up in the first place
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hydrate so you don't have to
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
id rather be PCP strong than heroin skinny
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy to have you here with us
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