Reposted by KellalenaBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 9hWhy just pony up when you can My Little Pony Up? [places a tiny horse figurine in your outstretched hand to pay my debt] 01711
Reposted by Kellalena @pogue.omg.lol · 1hdo you think you lose all your airplane miles if they catch you jacking it on the airplane? 281
Reposted by Kellalenastrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 13h*Responding without reacting* 23922
Reposted by KellalenaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24mDoctor: looks like you bruised your tailbone Me: woah, i have a tail? 0103
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Reposted by KellalenaMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14hI used to be angry but now I’ve gone mad 09745
Reposted by KellalenaMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 12hSomeone threw a can of Alphagetti at me this morning so supper’s taken care of. 34120
Reposted by Kellalenakattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 15hme: i had a dream about a book review that said the book was ‘wordy’ & i was like, duh ,, it’s a 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 my gynecologist: what 25717
Reposted by KellalenaKat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 9hI don't need a Halloween handle; my posts are their own kind of horror. 16230
Reposted by KellalenaMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11hI make my posts the old fashioned way, with an IQ under 12. 15630
Reposted by KellalenaSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My favourite part of Survivor is when they cry they should try and make them cry more. 2169
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Reposted by KellalenaThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 1hWhat do you mean I can’t DoorDash a cat. 36919
Reposted by Kellalena𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 15hYelling “hop on” anytime I see someone attractive 17726
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Reposted by Kellalena Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 3hMK-Ultra lowkey sounds like an energy drink 2236
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Reposted by KellalenaCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 12hnow that's the fundamental difference between us, bro. you hear baller. I hear bawler. 55920
Reposted by KellalenaTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 15hYou ever notice the people who say "life is short" are usually the ones making it feel real long? 02718
Reposted by KellalenaBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 3hnever once when I was smoking out of a hole-punched soda can did I think that there would be a day in my life where i’d just walk into a store and say “hey, can i get a bag of weed” 04713
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Reposted by KellalenaTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 2h💭this post is intimately coded for someone else. I should definitely be the first to like it💭 6457
Reposted by KellalenaIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 2hNobody prepares you for how much of life is just waiting in parking lots for other people. 13312
