Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 21/09/202610:00 am - anything is possible 2:00 pm - but not today 1101
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What are you doing with your life? Me: it's a surprise. 080
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Eating a second cookie because I ate the first one absentmindedly and didn't appreciate it enough 4258
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy 13116
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Life and all that comes along with it. 🎀 t.me/EverythingNo...t.meEverything, Nothing & MoreCurious about me? 010
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You can't have a bad day at work if you don't go 0133
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I love when doctors say "avoid stress" like I can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle 0136
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You don't have to be everyone's cup of tea. Be a laxative. Move people. Cleanse them. 042
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing. 04714
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I hate how your family just stops giving you money for your birthday as you get older. Like I need it more now than when I was 7 Susan I'm starving 1120
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026t.me/EverythingNo...t.meEverything, Nothing & MoreCurious about me? 010
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You go ahead and have that 4th coffee. There's people out there doing crack. 39875113
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026ME: what's for dinner KIDNAPPER: omg we let you go four hours ago 825037
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I bring a sort of "why do we do it this way" vibe to the work place that most don't like 080
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Babe is an insane name, please refer to me as supreme leader. 0130
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Coffee has water in it. Follow me for more health and wellness tips. 815319
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Me: *Having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers I don't approve.* 2101
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I love when doctors say "avoid stress" like I can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle 03810
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing. 241028100
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Used to sneak out my house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go to my house 0175
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If I laugh during an argument, please know that the psycho part of my brain has been activated 091
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Eating the second cookie because I ate the first one absentmindedly and didn't appreciate it enough 823638
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"Who got you smiling like that?" Me. I'm insane. 1277
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Find a man who stares at you like you're the prettiest little demon he's ever seen in his life 15318
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026when someone tells you that u can't pet a wild animal that's a real hater mentality. "it's going to attack you" uhh?? have u considered im going to be extra nice to him ? 090
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026FRIEND: I'm worried about you. ME: *Dunks oreo in tequila* Why? 0227
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You can't have a bad day at work if you don't go 0153
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026No offense but why would you decide to go big if the other option is to go home 05520
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Doing stuff is hard. Shoutout to anyone who does anything. 08045
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Me: but i want it Ambulance driver [passing dairy queen] I said no. 0112
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Dear women, We like you for your brain. Sincerely, Zombies. 162
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Thinking about the time i went to a planetarium and someone booed when they showed the earth 826079
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Doing things is hard. Shoutout to anyone who does anything. 1183105
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Maturing in marriage is realizing that there is a direct correlation between your wife's happiness and your house looking like nobody actually lives in it. 0101
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026*spits mouthful of blood onto the floor* You've become far more powerful since we last crossed paths Dentist: Please stop, there's literally a sink right next to you. 0184
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026*pretending to look at a grocery item i don't need because someone is blocking the item i actually want* 0185
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"Thoughts?" "No thanks, I'm trying to cut back" 0114
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see? 0269
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I hope this email doesn't find you. That you've escaped. That you're free. 0195
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026t.me/EverythingNo...t.meEverything, Nothing & MoreCurious about me? 030
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Me on a random Tuesday: I'm gonna move the microwave. I don't know where to yet... but it has to move. My sanity demands it! 080
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026*me putting some unsee drops into my eyes after people watching for too long* 061
Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I hate how your family just stops giving you money for your birthday as you get older. Like I need it more now than when I was 7 Susan I'm starving 05316
