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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 5h

James "Bonecrusher" Smith Riddick "Big Daddy" Bowe James "Buster" Douglas Pernell "Sweetpea" Whitaker Donovan "Razor" Ruddock

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 6h

i know a lot of people have chosen to leave the poison swamp that inflicts constant tick damage but since the Plague Baron stopped casting Rain of Putrefaction so often its gotten way better. plus all of the important conversations about rot and pestilence are happening there

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 6h

relax, don't do it doin' stuff is stupid relax, don't do it sit upon your bum

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 7h

i love you in a we-both-got-stuck-on-the-same-broken-down-theme-park-ride-for-an-hour-and-forty-five-minutes-and-it-was-sweltering-and-we-exchanged-numbers-but-neither-of-us-ever-texted-or-called-the-other way

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 7h

were I a superhero I'd be Lassitude Dude

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 8h

I would prefer that the last 10 years or so hadn't happened.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 8h

Dodgers are cooked. Bring out the skewers and start kebab’ing. Get out the air fryer, spray the oil in the basket and let them go. Get a nice fond on the bottom of the slow cooker and put them in legs first, it’s over

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 8h

beat street breakdown [gutteral noise]

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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

been laughing at this for five minutes watch it you'll feel better

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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 8h

You are all examples of the Live Deliciously Mentality

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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 15h

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? Academic: the Recession Interviewer: and this one? Academic: COVID Interviewer: and this one? Academic: mass state funding cuts Interviewer: and this one? Academic: admin trying to replace my field with chatbots Interviewer: and this one?

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 15h

floor banana

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 8h

people who love frenchfries are pommes freaks

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12h

agreed with the caveat that i think taco bell should make it explicit in their marketing that the chicken crunchwrap, their boldest innovation in decades, is transgender

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 9h

Bought a 1st edition Snuggie™ on the dark web

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 9h

"are you joking?" pal, I have no idea anymore

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 9h

someone who I like blocked me. weird how I'm sad about it. hug your imaginary friends, comrades, you'll miss them when they're gone.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 9h

my kid got fouled pretty hard during today's soccer game and he accidentally hit the offender in the nards on his way to the ground

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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 12/10/2026

mr bean's tight little pussy

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12h

Praying over leftovers like “hi Lord, it’s me and this split pea soup again”

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

i would have impeccable moral character if it wasn’t for my immorality addiction

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 15h

*seductively laying naked under fourteen oversized comforters waiting for you to find me*

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 12h

may your precious dancing bears escort you to hell hippie

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 12h

Püdtüggar

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 12h

Back in the day I was really hornt for Jane Pauley.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 12h

Please, sir ... my hooba, it's stank.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 18h

stepped on a cat turd first thing this morning

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

butter shines like the moonlight. bound in cholesterol and enchantment

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♱ Doomgrave ♱ @plaguewinds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

i have a level of social etiquette that only the most oblivious of fools can muster

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I would do anything for cash including that - Debtloaf

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I am very happy with my U16 boys soccer team's performance.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026

this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

a return of disco and quaaludes is called for

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

these people would say it was "unclear" why more people in germany didnt openly identify as jewish in 1942

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PeculiarAmelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

As @nigella.bsky.social would say ' here's to the virtue and deliciousness of brown food '

Sweet and white potatoe with pumpkin and lentils spiced stew - if you are cooking brown food and the flavours aren't coming together try a teaspoon of Vegemite. I find it works every time

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

bullies on tv and in movies will be all "awww, look at the baby, he's scared!" and, like, yeah? you're eight large teenagers surrounding a small child. that seems like a rational and fairly unimpeachable response to the situation. what are we doing here

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Detroit Loins Indianapolis Clots and so on

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

one of the photographs of all time

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

quote skeet but change the lower back tattoo ✨ : ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

quote skeet but change the lower back tattoo ✨ rectum? damn ✨ ✨ near ✨ ✨ killed 'im ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm really mad that my U15 soccer team's game is at 8:15 tonight. Our starting keeper is out with a concussion/broken schnoz and our backup just ain't coming. The same is true for our third option and, frankly, we'd be better off without anyone back there. So we're playing my 11-year-old in net.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

large sign outside a building says "masterclass on how to be more likeable" people walk in find their seats the murmuring dies down settles into silence a figure walks onto the stage takes a deep breath and speaks into the mic "stop being a fucking arsehole" returns mic to stand and walks off stage

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