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@justmea.bsky.social
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 7h
Come over and we’ll kiss for hours. No funny business.
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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Talk to your doctor to see if shutting the fuck up is right for you.
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe ban fraternities?
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honey, my coworker told me to stick my opinions where the sun don’t shine, so we’re going to Glasgow!
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i say to every single person i pass by on the street, “it’s an honor to work with you in this simulation.”
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mounting a railgun on a wild giraffe just to even things out with poachers
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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
being pelted by acorns is a tree’s love language i’m guessing
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sorry about this *pointing to myself
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Get the most out of life by being the best whore you can be.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Turn the lights off, baby, I’m about to get naked.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friday. Who wants to comb the deep conditioner through my leg hair?
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(extends an offer of friendship) DECLINED
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
traded having a future and a family for the novelty of fear
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*sharpening my nails on the cats' scratching post to show I'm not easily intimidated*
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Serious about maintaining a good moisture barrier for your skin? Then never break out of the amniotic sac. Too late? No problem. We've got a special sac waiting for just for you.
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Woke up at 4:50am today, stumbled into the kitchen and ran into my 23-year old self coming in from the bars with a pint of ice cream.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
after the last guy limped away from my bed crying i decided to start calling my vagina the junk folder
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Appreciate the simple moments. Return the gentle touches. Give your hugs freely. Time is never on your side.
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orcus @goblin.news · 08/10/2026
If I have to be a person then no thanks
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*whispering “it’s showtime”, before leaving the house and trying to act normal.
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
life hack: pretend your problems don't exist
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
instead of saying “bye,” a fun little bit you can do with your avoidant situationship is saying “talk to you in 3-5 business days” after experiencing any form of emotional intimacy
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you hit your balls daily with a hammer they become more firm and manly
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Grandpa can get a bit aggressive with the other grandpas at the grandpa park.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wake up babe, it’s time to share our dumb thoughts with the world
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
why are you face down in the gutter? look at the sky at least
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(grabbing different mushrooms off the forest floor and eating them) no you don’t have to identify them that’s a myth
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I could have used common sense, but I rarely stoop so low.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s Friday so I might see if Bigfoot wants a handjob tonight.
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Double fisting
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If there’s one thing I know for sure, it’s that all dads drink their coffee black.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The water sparkled like a thousand tinkerbells were flying close to the surface today, bro, but you don't want to hear about all that.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The only good thing you can say about AI is that it might kill us
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My coworker announced her pregnancy with some cookies from a local bakery. Today she announced the baby’s gender with some cookies from a local bakery. I am wondering what else we can find out about this baby because this is going well. 
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SING it ladies. Solar plexus, instep, nose, groin
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had a couple of Oreos and I'm starting to feel a little better
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(meeting my gf's dad for the first time) Richard you're a grown ass man who is scared of the devil is that right?
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The last person who called me a coward wound up in a hospital. Shingles, I think.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Telling my dentist "I want that in my mouth" as he finishes making the crown
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 08/10/2026
pretty sure seething burns fat calories
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks for your 12-part scholarly reply to my joke about Hitler's dick
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do what you love (never working a day in your life) and you'll never work a day in your life
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wanna get together and remind each other why people should never get together?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His and hers straight jackets.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine there’s no heaven, It's easy if you look around
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tired of struggling, our protagonist leans all the way into his mental illnesses.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m saving my good personality for a special occasion
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