Reposted by InnaGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Dog: [puts slobbery disgusting toy in my lap] Me: eww gross Dog: u are heathen 06927
Reposted by InnaViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot 742956594
Reposted by InnaViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/12/2024It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect 391212234
Reposted by InnaKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with. 20521118
Reposted by Innastuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 04/12/2024And now we return to our regularly scheduled apocalypse already in progress 49941
Reposted by InnaKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Therapist: what are you anxious about? Me: yes 6500134
Reposted by InnaSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Oh I get it: corn…maize haha the world’s on fire 14611
Reposted by Innamave @mave.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Am I out of gift ideas or this year does everyone need berets? 66214
Reposted by InnaGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 05/12/2024me love you a reasonable amount of time 527594
Reposted by InnaSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I like my work boots. But their hardened soles make me sound like a femme fatale walking down a long hallway full of shadows and smoke and intrigue. 2823071
Reposted by InnaJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I'm not a liar. I have an English degree. I'm an unreliable narrator. 13570147
Reposted by InnaForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024For every “can’t stop, won’t stop” there is an equal and positive “straight up, gave up” 6450144
Reposted by InnaDr. Glaucomflecken @glaucomflecken.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I’m the on call ophthalmologist for Black Friday, because somebody has to see the fork injuries. 2975822
Reposted by InnaViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Her: Whisper in my ear Me: [seductively] During the Middle Ages, victims of the bubonic plague were flung over castle walls using catapults 920427
Reposted by InnaSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/11/2024You’ve got to let them breathe 2958083
Reposted by InnaFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 29/11/2024i don’t want to learn my lesson i like it difficult 314832
Reposted by InnaShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders 543546726
Reposted by Inna🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/11/2024DROP THE WEAPON, CHARLIE BROWN 823170
Reposted by InnaJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Her constant badgering doomed our relationship. "Where are we going to put all these badgers?!" I'd scream. 14915
Reposted by InnaPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Don't forget to take pie breaks today. You don't wanna get The Bends. 39518
Reposted by InnaSpacesquirrel @spacesquirrel.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I have your cousins lighter. 14720
Reposted by Innastuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Eye catching...like a fishhook 13118
Reposted by InnaSooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024It’s -30° and there was no heat at work today. I am a frozen turd. *sits on heating pad, but all sexy like* 4526
Reposted by InnaViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I feel like I'm finally ready to be a dad. Can’t wait to tell my kids 936748
Reposted by InnaFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Make your own bacon by tricking a pig into running headlong through a harp. 217947
Reposted by InnaSooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024My arthritic knee just cracked so loudly that bitch better glow in the dark tonight. 110727
Reposted by InnaScott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 24/11/2024hate it when I finally get on the local news and then they pixelate my junk. 213543
Reposted by InnaSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Carol of the bells, Max of the tinnitus 77822
Reposted by InnaLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 29/11/2024Business idea: just give me money 27217
Reposted by Innaheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 29/11/2024for xmas, Medusa’s snakes wear little Santa hats omg so cute 437194
Reposted by InnaBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I'm just a man standing in front of the sink and all the cupboards you're trying to get into 922362
Reposted by InnaSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Alright, who’s got the turkey toots? 412118
Reposted by InnaSavoirfail @savoirfail.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Actually I just loathe. Hate is just not worth the effort. 04520
Reposted by InnaCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Glad to have graduated from troubled to troubling this year. 25722
Reposted by Inna𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024if i had 10,000 spoons, I would get so much done alanis u gatekeeping shrew 517639
Reposted by InnaJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/11/2024"Actually, velociraptor was only the size of a big turkey," I say, spoiling everyone's fun. It's my thing. 68323
Reposted by InnaSeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I'm glad everyone is enjoying like a prayer now but your grandparents had to wait till after 11pm to even watch that video on tv it was so scandalous 35417
Reposted by InnaMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I made my childhood friends alphabetically. 15821
Reposted by InnaMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I like baseball hats where the back panels are like a little screened porch. 67526
Reposted by InnaGroovy Tasia @groovytasia.bsky.social · 29/11/2024The thing about visiting home is you're never really sure of the yelling is anger or excitement in our family. 041
Reposted by InnaViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Tired of people judging me because of my tattoos and my terrible personality 819126
Reposted by InnaNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I see a Friday and I want to paint it black 1125849
Reposted by InnaMeghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic 7602127
Reposted by InnaJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I'm looking at two autographs of Mickey Mouse and I'm pretty sure one of them is a forgery. 6279100
