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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Libra: Congratulations! You’re one day closer to dying alone and having your corpse eaten by your cats!

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Libra: The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is doing nothing about it.

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The dogs are presenting a PowerPoint presentation that eating the cats poop is an example of a symbiotic relationship in nature, but I'm skeptical. I'll hear them out though.

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Also I haven't had a glass of water be "mine". These little cute jerks

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Living with 2 cats and 3 kittens - 2 weeks later googling - how to train your cats to use the toilet like that movie

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sound on for the cutest baby meow ever

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Cheer up guys raw cookie dough is now at least as safe as most fresh produce

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 28/02/2024

ME: hell yeah I’m into Dune 2. Dune 2 others as you’d have them Dune 2 you! JESUS: *descends from heaven* stop that

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My brother moved back in with me. I'm not entirely unhappy - it's nice to have him around. 4 cats came with him - 3 of them kittens, so that forgives all sins.

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

chasing after my cats with a brush yelling “let mommy love you!!”

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The alt text is what blue sky is about. This deserves all the likes/reposts

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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Anti-ICE sticker spotted in Tempe, Arizona

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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Ai isn't a tool it is a weapon" Scratched into a wall near a tesla outlet in Liverpool, UK

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I treat life like a math problem: I quickly give up and never figure it out

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

We finally found our elf on the shelf, in case you were wondering about the yellow police tape.

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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

[movie or tv show introduces a dog] Me: YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER NOT KILL THAT DOG OR I WILL CLIMB THROUGH THIS FUCKING TV I SWEAR TO GOD

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

One time, my brother saved his nail clippings for almost a year and then mailed them to me in an envelope.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/06/2026

pretty devastating dunk at the end of this paragraph

But the tender sheen over the event quickly dissipated last month when a hodgepodge of musicians booked for live performances backed out at the last minute, saying they were not informed that the Freedom 250 festivities would have a political tilt. Several states also announced they would not participate. In the eleventh hour, the president declared he would headline the fair himself: He was introduced at a rally Wednesday night by transportation secretary Sean Duffy, who started by eschewing the "libtards that canceled on us." When Trump finally took the stage, he lauded America as the "hottest" nation in the world. "Nobody's laughing at us anymore," said the man filling in for Milli Vanilli.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Me: So I feed it blood, and it gives me lotto numbers? Nurse: No. It's a glucose meter. It measures blood glucose.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

British guy: Lots of the same last names in this Austria v Argentina tilt, curious innit

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you

Poster for the 70s tv show Barbary coast starring William Shatner and Doug McClure

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

What is the universe trying to tell me? In the last month: the upstairs neighbors flooded my hallway bath. Friday: My toilet fill valve broke and flooded my bathroom and closet, and today, my refrigerator stopped doing its job. It's burn it to the ground and move to Italy, right?

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Life hack: eat 2 corn dogs and now you have a pair of chopsticks

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

My new car has lots of fancy technology in it. Just now I put it in reverse and it showed a video of some lady getting run over by a car.

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I send out signs of life (replying to Instagram videos) to my friends and family on Saturdays.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

GOOD COP: we need to question the suspect in the bookstore robbery PUN COP: let's do this *lowers shades* buy the book GOOD COP: you just wait here

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God @thegodshow.com · 14/05/2026

Why do people hate Democratic Socialism when it so clearly works? You just tax a few obnoxious, power-mad billionaires (Musk, O’Leary, etc.) and make life better for millions. CAN I GET A FREAKING AMEN? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

M: that’s O: not R: how O: acronyms N: work

A poster in a dining room titled "In the Dining room We: R.O.A.R." lists rules: "Clean up after ourselves, Use our time wisely, Use manners, Listen to adult." Includes an illustration of a cartoon cougar wearing clothes.

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Fun fact: I sleep walk. This week has been especially bad but I noticed today that one of my outside flip flops is missing. Just one lone flop by the door. I can't find its fellow anywhere. Im living a true forgetting Sarah Marshall moment which normally I'd find hilarious youtu.be/Uh2N0TfV8cE?...

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Russell Brand Forgetting Sarah Marshall Lost a Shoe

YouTube video by perkypeter

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Luckily this was during the grace period of the new speed cameras. But damn city of Phoenix legit caught me speeding

A warning ticket from the city saying I was going 52mph on a 35mph street

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

(snuggling with my cat when she gets a look in her eye) are you about to bite me cat: prrhaps

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Many people said it would be reckless and dangerous to build a Disney like Jungle Cruise but with real animals. Those people were right.

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

My cat watching YouTube cat games vs. an actual cricket in the house

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I love my new job, but I have to drive to Tucson tomorrow for training. Should I quit?

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

No, we don't require age verification to view our blue-footed boobies. Also, grow up.

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Celebrating this Valentines Day with a Dateline marathon, thankful to be single 🙏

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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

*presses lips against mic* I wished I sanitized this first

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Temperatures to hit 43 degrees tonight and on January 26th I turned on the heat. Really brave of me. (Only because I have to shower at 6:30 and fuck this)

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Watching All Creatures Great and Small on PBS and honestly a bit surprised at the amount nudity and foul language

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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

While mom and dad enjoy dinner, this tiny Asian small-clawed otter pup has very important business, tail toys and full-on romping. 💙 📹: Animal care staff Katie

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Just assumed I speed because I leave my house late ( to get extra snuggles with the dogs and kitty)but I left a 1/2 hour early for work and it turns out I just love to speed.

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Update- I am now the interventional pulmonology clinical research nurse. That's the dream. No offense to cardiology, but also cardiology is soooooo gross and also why I had a terrible Wednesday.

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I got the job! 🍾

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Amber @thatsnotamber.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Vent to the universe: we took an hour to stabilize an lvad pt after a procedure to only take pt up on 3 vasopressors for their blood pressure (70/40) to have the iv pole rip out the a line. Holding pressure on a pts neck in a random hallway was fun. Today sucked.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Some amazing animals have evolved to emit light through a chemical reaction called bioluminescence! None of ours though.

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