Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 1hWhose turn is it to wake up Green Day, I did it last year 2111
Reposted by ShenanigansPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE 17539139
Reposted by ShenanigansShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I need a keurig but for soup 1014528
Reposted by Shenanigans Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 29/09/2026war department super intelligence sounds like something from a bad 1950s comic. 76911
Reposted by Shenanigansillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026not my fuck around. not my find out. 121953
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A grown adult looked me in the face today and said "I gotta go potty first" and I exercised enormous restraint not immediately responding what the fuck did you just say to me 610311
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The whole weird "boymom" phenomenon really ruined it for moms who love their son a normal amount 1240
Reposted by ShenanigansShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States) 51114023266
Reposted by Shenanigansandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 252292442
Reposted by ShenanigansShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Barely staving off existential despair 3386
Reposted by ShenanigansShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 05/07/2026One thing about me is if I don't know what to talk about I'm just going to start asking you questions about yourself until you come up with something else to talk about or I know every single thing about you 4449
Reposted by ShenanigansShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm the LeBron James of making little piles of things all over the house 17717
Reposted by Shenaniganskaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026upgrade from free association to association+ 37622
Reposted by ShenanigansBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Once you reach the age where you’re “glad it’s raining, we could use it” you’re gonna need a real solid personality if you ever want to have sex again 1214634
Reposted by ShenanigansViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy 831166
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People love to romanticize moving to the middle of nowhere away from the rest of the world but y'all don't have to deal with the phone service out here 3282
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Steve Zahn is always my favorite character in every movie he's in 5291
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was having a really bad day at work one day and my Gen Z coworker goes "don't be sad, you're the skinniest bitch with the fattest ass" and hugged me and you know what, it helped 2679
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why would I kill them with kindness when violence is an option 74414
Reposted by ShenanigansShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Oh look, it's Piece of Shit Saturday where all the pieces of shit come out to share their worst takes on a variety of current events! 2396
Reposted by ShenanigansMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m a simple girl all I need are some things that don’t even exist. 214559
Reposted by ShenanigansShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 19/01/2026i can't hear you i'm drinking tea from a rustic mug under a quilt i made by hand i am beyond these trivialities 3534
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Going to the grossly store if anyone needs any grosslies 1223
Reposted by Shenanigansg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026we all have that one friend (imaginary) 16124
Reposted by Shenanigansbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened 5628103
Reposted by ShenanigansYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(gazing wistfully towards the horizon) candy corn’ll be ripe soon 1533780
Reposted by ShenanigansfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 16/09/2026🎶 o-o-h child things are gonna get easier 🎵 FUCKIN’ WHEN THO 512235
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When I was 8 years old I had a catastrophic leg fracture while on vacation and after a 10 hour drive home my dad told me, completely deadpan, the doctor would probably have to amputate it and I think that's one of the reasons why I'm like this 3342
Reposted by ShenanigansMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The cool thing about complicity is that it goes away if you just tell people you don’t have it 583042242
Reposted by ShenanigansTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I was known to rabble a rouse or two back in my day 1286
Reposted by ShenanigansFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026PESSIMIST: the glass is half empty OPTIMIST: the glass is half full OPTIMUS: the glass transforms into a cool robot 822860
Reposted by ShenanigansImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026"I think Black people should be able to use the same drinking fountain that white people do as long as it's safe and fair." 373166663
Reposted by ShenanigansJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Grown ass man with hiccups 2118437
Reposted by ShenanigansMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh, you don't like AI, the stochastic parrot that's encouraged multiple people to kill themselves, is destroying the environment, creating CSAM, and making the internet itself unusable? Well what if I remind you that people used to call TV 'the idiot box'? Bet you feel pretty different about AI now. 831354
Reposted by ShenanigansMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day. 3645851157
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Some of you guys never figured out that you exist within the context of who and what came before you and it shows 2355
Reposted by ShenanigansPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Every tech update now is like hey we heard you like to use your phone, check this out: we superglued it to the side of a milk jug full of piss 112537
Reposted by ShenanigansJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Guy who invented the urinal really thought “peeing in a toilet stall is so lonely” 1726351
Reposted by ShenanigansShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 24/06/2026One must imagine Sisyphus dissociating at all times 111332
Reposted by ShenanigansfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/09/2026taking candy from a baby is actually not easy at all. i hear the baby’s cry every night as i try to sleep. haunted by the look in their eyes every time i close mine 822346
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Breaking the calm productive silence of the office with my rifle shot decibel knee popping every time I stand up 1333
Reposted by ShenanigansShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Jokes on you I would love to be in a pile of dogs 05214
Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Jokes on you I would love to be in a pile of dogs 05214
Reposted by ShenanigansFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 31/08/2026benadryl at night, hat man's delight 121281230
