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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Why does Amazon only deliver my embarrassing packages to the neighbors, why don’t they misdeliver the stuff that makes me look cool

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Me: Can I have a gin and tonic? Them: Sir, this is an elementary school party. Me: Fine. MAY I have a gin and tonic?

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It takes real talent to own this many water bottles and still be borderline dehydrated all the time

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I'm taking a break from coffee, alcohol, and cheese, so there goes my whole personality

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Referee is like my nightmare job. You have to run and people yell at you? No thanks

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Who called it a bad review of the Odyssey and not a Charybdis track

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Thinking of postponing the launch of my protein lettuce you guys

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Stepping on a Lego and rolling around on the ground like a soccer player, but legitimately

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Just popped a second ibuprofen, so yeah, I party

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Based on research, I have concluded that when my toddler says ”you look so pretty, Mommy”, What she means is, “you’re not wearing leggings and I didn’t know you own real clothes”

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Vacuumed up some dried lavender that spilled and it smelled pretty good, follow me for more homemaking tips

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 09/05/2025

especially now I think it’s important to underscore the importance of now especially

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 10/05/2025

in England, "strawberry" sounds like "robbery" and that's all you need to know about them maybe

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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

If you love something, set if free. If it comes back that means no one else wanted it. Set it free again.

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some hard truths about myself

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 27/04/2025

Subway should be able to make me a little charcuterie plate

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

YOU: Yes I: No YOU: Stop I: Go Go Go (Oh No) YOU: Goodbye I: Hello, Hello, Hello YOU: Goodbye I: Hello, Hello, Hello - Paul McCartney, Playwright

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some hard truths about myself

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 20/04/2025

an inferiority complex? you mean dilutions of grandeur?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/04/2025

rip jesus you would have hated la croix

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I'm not saying I don't have a green thumb, I'm just saying my kids have started calling one part of the dining room "dead plant corner"

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

me: I'm not old also me: *realizes the number of meteorologists I follow on social media is not zero*

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 09/04/2025

they probably had to name it ‘scoliosis’ because ‘s-curvy’ was taken

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I asked my kid to help me convince his toddler sister to put her boots on. He was successful! Unfortunately, his trick was to tell her that I’d give her chocolate if she put her boots on. I don’t have any chocolate.

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Boss: Can you work late tonight? Me: Sure, let me quickly move the webcam so you can explain to my dog why there’ll be no couch cuddles tonight Dog: Boss: Go home, you can finish it tomorrow

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I’m gonna try to go to bed early this week [goes to bed even later than usual every single night]

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Check your Hesperus before you wreck your Hesperus

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

What is botox if not a murder of crow’s feet

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I don’t have a podcast yet, still distributing trifold handouts covering various topics with a blank response section for anyone who wants to be a guest in my brochure.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Screaming into a pillow is therapeutic but it also gets you kicked out of Target.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 06/04/2025

me: *notices I'm cleaning stuff I usually don't, wonders if I'm avoiding something* later me: oh yeah. taxes.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Trying to make small, manageable changes like eating ordinate amounts of peanut butter cookies

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

fuck the mute button we need an ancient curse button

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

About to make this incoming thunderstorm my whole personality

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

You ever meet someone and just know immediately that they have a live laugh love sign in their house

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

There is no longer any excuse for not having a banana for scale

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I’m on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, “I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I can’t find it”

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Today I had to wash my kid’s winter coat after he’d been playing in the melting snow at school. Here’s what I found in his pockets: - a candy wrapper - a stick - an eye dropper - a Jenga block

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I started re-organizing the kitchen and garage after recycling day. But then it was storming so I spent yesterday in the basement with our dog so I started re-organizing down there. And then I thought I should go thru the toiletries so I start re-organizing upstairs. Anyways, I ruined the house.

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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

10-year-old: Oh, my back! 7-year-old: My legs are swelling! Me: You guys okay in here? 7-year-old: Yeah, we’re just playing OLD.

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

There's a table of 16 middle-aged Karens getting sloshed in this airport lounge and I can predict with 100% certainty they'll be on my flight in an hour

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Literally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I just heard a 20-something use "on fleek." God bless that slang for simply refusing to die.

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Cohen looks down at the notepad, closes his eyes, conjures up the image. He shakes his head. Picking up his pencil, he scratches out a word. “No,” he thinks, “definitely 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥.”

A bear sits on an electrical line connected to a telephone pole.

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/04/2025

my descent into home automation madness has put me into a situation where my plants now email me when they're thirsty

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