Reposted by SavoirfailJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I keep losing track of who's on to me. 419890
Reposted by SavoirfailMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 12/07/2026He told me I had nice teeth. He told me he loved my legs and my big brown eyes. It wasn’t so much a date as a livestock auction. 612834
Reposted by SavoirfailGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Me: Son, back in my day we didn’t have as many “back in my day” stories as we have in these days, because back in those days- Son: [sobbing] 023484
Reposted by SavoirfailSooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I’m fine. Just a little bit worried about everything all the time. 211344
Reposted by SavoirfailMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 21/07/2026A friend of mine's father died Sunday. They live in another city so I called a restaurant there to ask for food to be delivered to the family. I explained the circumstances. They delivered my order -- AND added more food. It touched me. There are people out there doing good things without headlines. 321788138
Reposted by SavoirfailMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 21/07/2026On phone with my son (aged 19 living in his first apartment away from home) 19: How ya doin' today, Mama? Me: Things are hectic as usual. How bout you? 19: I'm fine. What did you have for supper? Did you remember to lock the doors? Do you need anything? Me: *laughing* Stop stealing my lines, kid 14010
Reposted by Savoirfailsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026the internet truly is the great equalizer bc now we’re all idiots 1128788
Reposted by SavoirfailBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB... 304178296306
Reposted by SavoirfailAuschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 24/05/202624 May 1940 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Philip Cohen, was born in Amsterdam. He arrived at #Auschwitz on 18 February 1943 in a transport of 1,108 Jews deported from Westerbork. He was among 847 of them murdered in gas chambers after the selection. 13486154
Reposted by SavoirfailVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I'm nice until I'm not. 25613
Reposted by SavoirfailRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 23/05/2026My body is still a wonderland. I wonder every day what the fuck is happening to it. 411248
Reposted by SavoirfailGovernor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 14/05/2026The rush to silence Black voters ahead of the 2026 election is stone cold racism. It's Jim Crow 2.0. 368124433807
Reposted by SavoirfailMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Your government refusing to prosecute sexual predators, but protect them instead, only makes sense when you realize your government is being run by sexual predators. 512113403983
Reposted by SavoirfailMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 22/04/2026For the record: The Washington Post can go fuck itself. Support pro-democracy media that doesn't have its head stuck up Donald Trump's ass. bit.ly/4qmEiFz 639125932849
Reposted by SavoirfailVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The people banning books are never the same people who actually read books. 15967581218
Reposted by Savoirfailnancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 22/04/2026This 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 we are aware of…. 1863189206549
Reposted by SavoirfailJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Me, being left behind…❤️ 773512619
Reposted by SavoirfailAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Happy Earth Day! 🌎 11766322063
Reposted by SavoirfailACLU @aclu.org · 14/04/2026NEW: We’re demanding policy changes after Maryland police secretly relied on a faulty facial recognition match and wrongly jailed an Oklahoma mother for 6 months for a crime she didn’t commit in a state she had never been to. This should never happen to anyone else. Ms. Williams deserves justice. 161405402
Reposted by SavoirfailArt Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Oh. The Republican-led House Oversight Committee: “The Department of Justice has stated Pam Bondi will not appear on April 14 for a deposition since she is no longer Attorney General and was subpoenaed in her capacity as Attorney General.” Hillary was right. It’s a cover-up of the Epstein files. 68698299
Reposted by SavoirfailCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Trump can only be removed under the 25th Amendment with the actions of this Republican vice president, this Republican cabinet, and this Republican-controlled Congress. So, if you're asking what Democrats are doing today, I'm not sure you understand how this all works. 1163247739
Reposted by SavoirfailKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work. 1824325110797
Reposted by SavoirfailRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/04/2026A madman has control of the most powerful military in the history of the world and the leaders of his party are too afraid to say or do anything to stop him. 1552168444679
Reposted by SavoirfailNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are. 269126823351
Reposted by SavoirfailMrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 19/06/2024Do you ever have too many mimosas on your last day of vacation, and think about how bossy the ceiling fan is? Just slicing thru the air, like it owns it? 111260
Reposted by SavoirfailBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Trump's escalation from we're going to decimate them to we're going to destroy their country to we're going to wipe out their civilization seems to be classic escalatory behavior of an insane psychopath, no? 1202783488
Reposted by Savoirfailæmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Dogs know how to drive but they refuse 312541
Reposted by SavoirfailAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Ukraine helps expose Russian operation against US troops. President Zelenskyy confirms Ukrainian intelligence shows Russia is helping Iran target US troops and assets in the Middle East. 651751728
Reposted by SavoirfailAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/03/2026Let's elect people who have put gas in a car and shopped at a grocery store. 497157823136
Reposted by SavoirfailGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 17/03/2026damn, why can't I think up profound shit like ”comparison is the thief of joy” 223985
Reposted by SavoirfailThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Read this headline. Now read it again. Now read it again. You are not alarmed enough. It is later than you think. 🇺🇸 deadline.com/2026/03/trum... 52974043593
Reposted by SavoirfailGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I don't need booze to have a good time, I need booze to pretend I'm having a good time 4477106
Reposted by SavoirfailAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/03/2026Biden: "We're in a tough spot, folks. We've got an administration that doesn't share any of the values we have. And I don't think I'm exaggerating." 762826688
Savoirfail @savoirfail.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Why you prepping? You really want to be around for the reign of the lizard king? 161
Reposted by SavoirfailJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I truly would not mind paying taxes if I had paved roads and sidewalks and funded schools and childcare and healthcare… as it is, I’m only paying taxes for war and tax cuts for the wealthy. 401315318
Reposted by Savoirfail𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 23/02/2026MEN STOP SHAVING ABOVE THE MOUSTACHE WHAT ARE YOU DOING 3183
Reposted by SavoirfailJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I said what I said 942887513
Reposted by SavoirfailSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Honestly, when I come back as a ghost I’m probably just gonna mess with your audio settings 2322076
Reposted by SavoirfailAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/02/2026Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud. 1139299928668
Reposted by SavoirfailJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Oh, hey. Do you remember those prom photos? 22717195
Reposted by SavoirfailACLU @aclu.org · 18/02/2026BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity. 4664063810696
Reposted by SavoirfailScott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Your regular reminder that the world IS indeed a vampire. 15422
Savoirfail @savoirfail.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Nothing is just silly any more so just bring on the fat lady . 040
Savoirfail @savoirfail.bsky.social · 18/02/2026If we are separating wheat from chaff we might as well just get the fancy dessert. You can only die once. 041
