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McMusic MaGellin

@rlpontificates.bsky.social
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Habits include 🎶🐕🏄🏻‍♂️🥁🎸🦜🦅🩺not limited to. Introverted excavator. Don’t kid yourself. Everything I say is a joke. engineer produce edit. tremendous slouch

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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
taste the rainbow man..! I just did. and wow
rainbow light prism reflecting through windows and mirror bending with curve of glass.. blue to white to yellow to orange red giant gummy wormbows .. yummy light speed rainbow prism bending on walls.. bending your mind.. Positive Donnie Darko.. is that you? Where’s the Rabbithole man?! I’m ready.
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
youtu.be/xemGrVz-xck
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Touché
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
youtu.be/u7K72X4eo_s naked on the bathroom floor only towels within reach to shelter soaked in sweat and tears lifeless but for shaking 4 hours of nausea just pass out let it end now or forever no one to reach to all for what then night falls so cold
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Massive Attack - Teardrop (Official Video)
YouTube video by MassiveAttackVEVO
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Just remember in these tough economic times that everyday is black Friday. If you swipe that price tag gun. blessings be with you
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a painting of jesus holding a sheep with the words `` classic '' written on it .
Alt: a painting of jesus holding a sheep with the words `` classic '' written on it .
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
If somebody said they care-ish you you wouldn't be all that impressed. So how does cherish work. Riddle me that! Anywho I care-cherish each of you. Individually. Uniquely. Quietly. Have a better next year. We all deserve that. Even you Gary.. 🫶🏼🫵🏼
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
In 2026 we can all probably agree, Not every city in America needs a CSI/911 Emergency/Housewives of right..?!
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
About to pay med insurance that compiled 3 months while they figured out when and how much to jack that shit up.. Its more than my home. okay then..
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a man in a suit is standing in a bathroom next to a paper towel dispenser and a netflix logo
Alt: a man in a suit is standing in a bathroom next to a paper towel dispenser and a netflix logo Leo pulling a rib to keep from throwing up in public restroom gif..
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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Everybody needs a gorilla for a pillow..
Hicks snuggled up with his Festivus present. A super tough Kong gorilla, that he’s been parading around for a few days now. It’s very tattered and torn.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Well I made it through the year, I suppose I’ll push myself through another one.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I don't share too much about myself but Im kinda a big deal at my coffee shop.
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Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Forget the sexual situations and coarse language, someone should’ve warned me about the catchy theme music
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I should date. Watches Dateline..nevermind.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
What if 2026 is a good year? Are we prepared to smile and be happy.
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Boiling water to make hummingbird juice and thought you.. Sweet nectar this is confusing..
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
i'm a snacker, not a fighter
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Post a random pic. Cos you can.
A photo of Floyd as a puppy, sitting in a large beanbag with a couple of stuffed toys. He's staring into the camera with his head tilted to one side.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Me: Ok, we're done here. I'd better not see your arse again until next year. Monday:
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
One of these days I'm going to be too old to care whether I shave my balls or not. But today, is not that day.
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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
he’s a 10 but he leaves a light trail of goo behind everywhere he goes
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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
next year is 1996, actually
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Pupperses. TacoRita™
Two whitish puppies sitting on a dock in a lake on a very gray day. Rita (left) is moving toward the camera and Taco (right) is sitting and looking to the side where he can see seagulls flying around
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I've been a fool and I've been blind…
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Florence + The Machine - Shake It Out
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Scotify @scotify.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Dune, Where’s My Car?
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The best way to visualise a tesseract is to imagine a cube and then give up
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
youtu.be/O_1ruZWJigo I’m fine.. you’re fine.. Its all fine..
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Quiet Riot - Bang Your Head (Metal Health)
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Fruit nowadays is a lot like middle age dating. Everything looks firm and yummy till the wax girdle comes off. Then everything goes to mush. somebody was lying!
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
A jittery high-five to others having to weed in freakin December..! in order to maintain some sort of yard control. 👋🏼. welcome and I’m so sorry. this some bullshit. Need lunch and a nap.
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
It seems like a great idea until the first excited bite and mashers go everywhere but in the mouth.. not a mistake,, we live, we get a fork.
steak and mash potatoes biscuit sliders for win with work.. on blue china above. so good!
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Not to brag but… OMG I’m good at this..
finest cut steak marinated, grilled to fatty perfect, hand mashed red potatoes and country veggies.. biscuits and butter.. damn yep.!
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Finished season one of The Pitt on the magic HBO max box in two days with two takeaways. Very well acted and lots of penis. Not just penis energy but actual penis. flapping away spraying away all of it. Anywho, carry on thy wayward son.
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
trying to cook and give some thanks.. double thanks. 🙏🛟🙏🛟..
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Crappy birthday to me.. Crappy birthday to me.. A happy day, yeah we’ll see? So crappy birthday to me….. Its all I’ll ever be.!
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a black and white photo of a little boy making a funny face and saying oh boy .
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Pissing off my granddaughter by pronouncing Ramen like Ramen. That'll teach her.
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Post-it @postlurker2025.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
“Glad that’s not my truck,” I say to myself as I notice a pickup with slashed tires and broken windows that smells like bathroom polo
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
One day your skin starts losing elasticity and no amount of rubber bands can bring it back
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