Reposted by SpacesquirrelJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/07/2025White people be like let’s try this recipe from 1955 for jello ham with asbestos 681006167
Spacesquirrel @spacesquirrel.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Why do I keep buying the same color eyeliner and lipstick. I feel like some crazy senile woman put all this in my makeup bags. 151
Spacesquirrel @spacesquirrel.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I want my boyfriend to break up with me, so I keep asking for an engagement ring for Christmas. 031
Reposted by Spacesquirrel🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/07/2025I’m open to new experiences as long as they’re familiar and don’t involve leaving the house 7363115
Reposted by SpacesquirrelJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I have only myself to blame that's why I blame you. 619677
Reposted by SpacesquirrelPammy ✨️ @pammyds.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Teach your children that love and loyalty don’t look like taking unlimited pain from unhealed people. 07526
Reposted by Spacesquirrelnicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 30/07/2025i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks 318658
Reposted by SpacesquirrelFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/07/2025really thought south park would have restored participatory democracy by now 618532
Reposted by SpacesquirrelViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I hate when you're having sex and you accidentally yell the name of the wrong Ninja turtle 1128258
Reposted by SpacesquirrelKerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I like how this went from being an affirmative ad campaign to now sounding like a thread 151
Reposted by SpacesquirrelSpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Having a kid is wild, like “let me grow a person inside my body who will eventually mock me relentlessly” 737664
Reposted by Spacesquirrelivory1.bsky.social @ivory1.bsky.social · 22/04/2025In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD 79118442364
Reposted by SpacesquirrelBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 22/04/2025RFK Jr. is launching a government registry to track autistic Americans using private medical records.newrepublic.comRFK Jr. Set to Launch Disease Registry Tracking Autistic PeopleAnd he’s using private medical records to make it happen. 183169822886
Reposted by SpacesquirrelGayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I’m not saying the future is bleak, but the Tarot cards caught on fire all by themselves. 06825
Reposted by SpacesquirrelJez @jez1.bsky.social · 05/04/2025If by “date” you mean strained conversation and growing horror at each other then yes I’m on a date rn 511937
Reposted by SpacesquirrelCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Sorry for not having a better life plan but given how I existed off nothing but cigarettes and Panda Express for 20 years I never expected to live this long 520251
Reposted by SpacesquirrelMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Saturday morning on Bluesky is the Internet version of walking into an automatic door that doesn't open. 17025
Reposted by SpacesquirrelJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 29/03/2025What doesn’t kill you is not part of the trump administration. 08528
Reposted by SpacesquirrelObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I think the main problems with my posts is that you're not reading them in funny voices. That's on you. 37032
Reposted by SpacesquirrelKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Once I say “I’m hungry” it’s too late, just go on without me. 416861
Reposted by Spacesquirreldr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/03/2025you have my attention 983364403
Reposted by SpacesquirrelHennie Kriel @officially-hennie.bsky.social · 28/03/2025#webcomics #comicsky Reality Check instagram.com/whamondd/ 1162
Reposted by SpacesquirrelGabriel Liston @lastwater.net · 28/03/2025"Big Kubrick day on Looking at Picture Books" Mac Barnett and Jon Klassen go to town on PD Eastman. (plus a great link, re: hat dog, in the comment thread) #kidlit #kidlitartopen.substack.comGo, Dog. Go!Jon & Mac consider: a big dog party in a tree, teaching kids to read, surrealism, the "jerk bucket," a little party in a field in Canada, the hidden structure of a seemingly chaotic book, Shakespeare 3338
Spacesquirrel @spacesquirrel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025One of my best friends thinks the guy I’m seeing is a demon and that God took away my hearing bc I wasn’t recognizing evil. I have no idea how to respond to this nonsense. 350
Reposted by SpacesquirrelLord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 28/03/2025The Museum of Unpleasant Objects 2185
Reposted by SpacesquirrelBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Daaamn, that was a close call. I nearly said “I love you” to the pharmacy tech. Idk where that came from 128830
Reposted by Spacesquirrel@nousefortrump.bsky.social @nousefortrump.bsky.social · 02/03/2025 15910013873
Reposted by Spacesquirrelmurphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Today would be so much better if a tiny flock of baby ducks imprinted on me, followed me everywhere, we become a little duck family, then fly south together to live happily ever after. 14313
Reposted by SpacesquirrelRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop a muppet into movies i think they’d kill in. 904957238
Reposted by SpacesquirrelJinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Apple carplay: You have veered into oncoming traffic 4 times today. Would you like me to open your Calm app? 618938
Reposted by SpacesquirrelFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Indiana Jones and the Temple of Random Reply Guys. 12285118
Reposted by SpacesquirrelBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Try something new every day that scares you. For example, one of these cans is my drink and the other is an ash tray 78012
Reposted by Spacesquirrelmave @mave.bsky.social · 15/02/2025TYPES OF MIST • strange • foreboding • turns you into toad (briefly) • turns you into toad (forever) • accompanies cape-flourishing count who arrives by carriage from distant land • low sodium 922847
Reposted by Spacesquirrelhappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 08/02/2025if you were to tear your penis off and throw it in the water would you toss it end over end or more javelin style 3412526
Reposted by SpacesquirrelJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Schrödinger's parakeet: Oh crap, I just know I’m next 312243
Reposted by SpacesquirrelMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025A girl I knew in college saw David Lynch speak at an event. When it ended, she found a way to get to the front to tell him how much his films and shows meant to her. His response was “Thank you. And remember, the universe is in your basement.” 8387961460
Spacesquirrel @spacesquirrel.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Just schooled a millennial about goon porn. You’re welcome everyone. 073
Reposted by Spacesquirrelash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Made it on a block list for blocking people blocking me on listifications called blocking babies. 811028
Spacesquirrel @spacesquirrel.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Do not leave chocolate at my house and think that you are going to eat it. 093
Reposted by SpacesquirrelMidge @midge.bsky.social · 13/01/2025There has to be any easier way to not get laid 2152343306
Reposted by SpacesquirrelJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control. 501310364
