Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 13mUnderrated Twitter moment is when Iranian hackers took over the Katy Will Ferrell account. 190
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 2hOn this the 10 year anniversary of the "Ah! Well. Nevertheless," tweet, I think we'd be well-served by a think piece about how much of Trump's power is derived from the fact that his followers might kill you. 1213
Reposted by Leif MaloneThe Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 17hPro tip: dealing with a nerd who won't shut up? Try saying "shut up, nerd." 0144
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 6hHalf-baked theory: People are a lot less cavalier about driving under the influence, and rideshare is expensive. Driving culture is a societal cancer. 1181
Reposted by Leif MaloneLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 02/12/2024Make love to me, Wageorge 1120728
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 28/09/2026I wonder if Dave Gahan did other activities with his best friend or just take rides 120
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 28/09/2026This next song is about voting against my own interests as a way to exact revenge on minorities for existing. The Constitution says you have to like it. It’s called “My Struggle.” 1141
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 27/09/2026I bet I could name two dozen songs that came out summer that the writer hasn’t heard—and I’m not a music writer—but it’s only “living in a bubble (derogatory)” if we’re talking about things white hicks like. 1140
Reposted by Leif MaloneDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So proud I am not in whatever Matrix exists to subject one to hearing Choosing Texas. I've never heard it and it's not weird I havent. I feel like Morpheus, or perhaps Switch, or Dozer. Or Apoc of course. Trinity, Mouse. Perhaps even Cypher. Neo. If we are talking sequels, maybe Niobe, Link, 1241730
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 27/09/2026Oh damn, that song made it to number one without me 1110
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 26/09/2026The Knick is a great tv show. Counterpart, also very good. Woulda put them on there. 240
Reposted by Leif MaloneLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 24/09/2026We’ve created the Torment Chocolate Factory from the classic novel Don’t Create the Torment Chocolate Factory 2736
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 24/09/2026We’ve created the Torment Chocolate Factory from the classic novel Don’t Create the Torment Chocolate Factory 2736
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 24/09/2026TV on the Radio are kings of political music you can fuck to 290
Reposted by Leif MaloneLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 22/11/2023Joking is a fool’s gerund. 3356
Reposted by Leif MaloneMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole." 12457561515
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 20/09/2026Mr President, Trevor Schmidt-Baby with the Decatur Pinecone. Will the arch also have lasers that go “pew-pew”? 040
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 19/09/2026The only available treatment for chemtrails is watching YouTube videos about chemtrails. 0112
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 18/09/2026I guess you'd say my personal philosophy is that I'm life's special boy who does all the right things, and asking me to sacrifice anything at any point in my life is to bring down the entire world. 1212
Reposted by Leif MaloneDave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026No one gets a PhD in "what if the people in charge of the Pentagon are chud idiots and they collapse the world economy because caring about strategy is Woke and Gay". But that is (self-evidently) a far more likely thing to happen, simply because it only requires stupidity to accomplish. 81706239
Reposted by Leif Maloneceej @ceej.online · 26/08/2026the guy who programs the firmware for your toaster thinks taxing income to pay for childhood cancer wards is fascism because it diverts money away from the reddit bigamist hosting 3:1 sex parties to fund research into teaching software that empathy is fake 321943343
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 17/09/2026The day after Trump won in 2016, I reached out to a Latin American community center to see how I could help. I ended up providing daycare for the children of adult ESL Students, twice a week for three years. 2282
Reposted by Leif MaloneMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026promise keptthehandbasket.coRepublicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problemA spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same. 262714738
Reposted by Leif Malonethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112071905
Reposted by Leif MaloneTomato Season Is the Best Season @ric-willem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026in france once a dude who picked me up hitchhiking heard my american accent and immediately put on judas priest 231
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 16/09/2026I'll never forget the first time I heard Ed Sheeran's music (derogatory) 1140
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 15/09/2026Other ideas I've had regarding the fraudulent client: 1) Insist on a W9 for whomever they'd like me to send money 2) Send glitter 090
Reposted by Leif MaloneLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 14/09/2026Any barbershop owners out there need a logo at a discount rate? I just did a bunch of work for a client, and it turns out they're trying to scam me. 44910
Reposted by Leif Malonegwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 14/09/2026MITCH MCCONNELL TO REPLACE MACKLEMORE ON ED SHEERAN TOUR 1915152
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 15/09/2026(Somberly) lol. (Tear rolling down my cheek) lmao, even. 094
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 15/09/2026Walked by a dog pissing on a “No Poop and Pee Zone” sign and said to its owners, “Become ungovernable.” They did not respond in the slightest. 0173
Reposted by Leif MaloneMatt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve never seen a name that felt so much like there must be a “.com” right after it. 2172
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 14/09/2026Any barbershop owners out there need a logo at a discount rate? I just did a bunch of work for a client, and it turns out they're trying to scam me. 44910
Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 13/09/2026Football doesn’t get nearly enough shit considering how often we don’t know whether or not something happened. Was it a touchdown? Was it a catch? Was it a pass? Who’s to say? 1100
