New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you search “right way to load the dishwasher” all results will have the word divorce in it 041
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaLiz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The only "right way" to load a dishwasher is however I do it in the moment 56528
Reposted by New year, *like* new Cela🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/09/2026Around these parts it's called Skeeturday, the day we reply to contest posts like this one with a link to one of our own skeets or a friend's skeet. Multiple judges will be awarding their favorites with a shiny trophy from @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social! Like and repost this skeet or else. 418256
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 27/06/2026[from inside a hand basket] get in, loser. we're going to hell 311033
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 25/06/2026These are prescription potato chips actually 13610
Reposted by New year, *like* new Celakim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/06/2026golf is all like i want to wear weird pants and assault some eggs but hockey is like i want to give this frozen hamburger to my teammates bc i love them. 310728
Reposted by New year, *like* new Celatrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026ok but if t-rex became chickens, why are there still dino nuggets? 913844
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Always leave them wondering what is wrong with you 11409190
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 07/06/2026(picking sesame seeds off my hamburger) I’m gonna grow my own buns 28554133
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaTeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026banal and jejune. tedious, quotidian bullshit. 052
Reposted by New year, *like* new Cela🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 25/05/2026to stop eating all the chips i first have to eat all the chips 3339
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaDonkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 14/09/2024My fave hobby is ignoring an easily resolved mundane problem until it becomes troublesome, then avoiding it until it becomes urgent, then hiding from it til it festers into a catastrophic tragedy and ruins my life. 28126
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My entire relationship with my neighbor is just texting each other “hey is your power out too?” 24715
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Not now I’m living moss (Gathering it while not rolling) 110
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/04/2026Playing 1D chess. Just a little horsey guy who can't move in any direction. 0181
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Catch-22 catchup on 4/22 happy earth day 🌎 🪖 1110
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Don't feel bad, there are entire galaxies also spiraling out of control. 4352140
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I just called my senators demanding they write a second, sterner letter 0167
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My most masculine trait is I looked in the fridge and I don’t see it 0204
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Might fuck around and be super unproductive today. 03616
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/03/2026me: (does not have it) ok got it 420955
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaWriting D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Sometimes you’re the black hole and sometimes you’re the thing hurtling uncontrollably towards it 25322
Reposted by New year, *like* new Celamindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 08/03/2026terrorizing my mind with a positive thought 04717
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 24/02/2026My brain has two speeds: saying everything I’ve ever thought with stunning clarity or forgetting basic vocabulary halfway through a sentence. 517755
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Sorry I missed your phone call, I was waiting for it to stop ringing so I could text you back to ask what you want. 328094
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Omg the my Kuzmaniaks are champions!! 120
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 20/12/2025If you are looking for a team to root for the next couple of weeks may I present to you the Kuzmaniaks who snuck into the playoffs on a three game losing streak then knocked out the number one seed to get into the championship 🏈🥳 020
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Yelling at my family for sending me photos without alt text 141
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 09/11/2025You can still nut in november if you get a note from your doctor 0164
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 08/11/2025If George Lucas made fleabag that scene would be Mamdani now and you could only get the Obama one on vhs 042
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaNice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 01/11/2025anyone who posts on social media is a loser 2273
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Urgent! Been saving daylight for months - now it turns out it's worth nothing?? If you can use it it's yours but you haul it. Serious inquiries only!! 092
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Taurus: Things aren’t as bad as they seem, they’re worse. 524666
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaAurora, all too Aurora @auroragirl.bsky.social · 18/10/2025they should invent a sad where allowing yourself to feel sad fixes the problem that is making you so sad 1184
Reposted by New year, *like* new Cela𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/08/2023When people say to me “I’ve had enough of your nonsense” I give them a little more of my nonsense, in case they were just being polite. 3442164
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 13/10/2025This is not what the 21st century looked like in the brochure. 613142
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaBrie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re made of the same stuff as the sun so go and blind the world with your brilliance or light the way or implode and suck everything in your path into your hole 2195
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 08/10/2025You’ve made a very powerless enemy today 06916
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I know you guys relied on me but I’m officially out of life hacks. Good luck, every man for himself 810732
Reposted by New year, *like* new CelaTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I don't understand the appeal of chicken wings. Like, here's some spicy bones, you'll need a shower afterwards. 69932206
New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 20/09/2025quote an unfiltered photo and say your age 55 0160
