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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 35m
I just rescued a pair of really cute shoes. They were trapped in a store.
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Rachael @tinyrayray.bsky.social · 28m
Desperately fighting sleep as its way too late to safely nap
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 1h
The best form of defence is a snack.
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Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 1h
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15h
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When can My girlfriend sit on my face again
I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 16h
Apparently the past tense of counting is not cunt
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 7h
If people will insist in climbing up Mt Everest and leaving their corpse as a way point, they should at least have the decency to wear biodegradable natural fibres. Climbers should not be allowed any plastic materials in their climbing gear.
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 19h
There's never a meteor around when you need one
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h
The women have spoken. We want pockets. Everywhere. Dresses. Pants. Bras. Pockets on dogs. Pockets on wine glasses. Never stop.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 8h
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h
Practicing self-care by slipping into a giant pan of warm lasagna and pulling the top noodle up like a blanket.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we shouldn’t be censoring genitals we should be censoring knees my god, those things are abominations
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 17h
I’m wearing all denim, of course I’m ready for intercourse.
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Rachael @tinyrayray.bsky.social · 9h
“Still punk” I mumble to myself as I take two paracetamol and climb back into bed with my migraine relief cap
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10h
the problem with forgetting all my troubles is the remembering them again part
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 12h
Time to sleep so we don't remember things
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 13h
It’s easy to panic, but that’s just one of the many good reasons to do it
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 20h
we can believe that we are butter
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 21h
Frankenstein to invisible man: “wait a second, you’re not the Invisible Man. You’re just three invisible kids in a trench coat.”
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is it okay if I pretend you’re a velociraptor while we fuck?
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Rachael @tinyrayray.bsky.social · 17h
Liz Phair said it best when she said “I can feel it in my bones, I’m going to spend my whole life alone”. #dating
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20h
There are two wolves in my head and they’re both worried about how crazy I am.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 23h
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 22h
Are you allowed to change the name your Sith master gives you? I'm not crazy about Darth Karen
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Rachael @tinyrayray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What are you guys up to tonight? I’m going on a second date for tapas and a couple of games of pool.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I liked computers more back in the days when you clicked to save a file and the next day there was every chance you'd be able to find it again.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honoring Jane Goodall by staring at people and taking notes in a little notebook. 🐒
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Steve McHugh @stevemchugh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Writing is hard. Being an author is hard. Seeing books you worked hard on and be passionate about, not sell as well as you’d like, is hard. But getting emails from people telling you how much they love your work, is awesome.
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Rachael @tinyrayray.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you were my credit card where would you be?
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Spy Who Loved Me The Spy Who Could Take Me Or Leave Me The Spy Who Was Nice To My Face, But He Was Putting It About That I Was The One Who Fucked The Microwave Up The Spy Who Honestly Wouldn't Piss On Me If I Was On Fire
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that’s a nice cleft chin you have there, buttface
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm reading the millennial version of the Charles Dickens classic, Lowered Expectations.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(Tinder first date) Me: I saw your profile picture and just assumed... Fish: Yeah, I get that a lot.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After murder-suicides, people always say, “They should’ve killed themselves first.” But think about it- then how could they kill the other person?
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/10/2026
therapists email virus scanner 🤝 "you have a dangerous attachment"
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why would you ask about a fresh new hell when I haven’t even finished the old one?
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Before you judge me, bounce a mile on my pogo stick
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/10/2026
court-ordered dance off
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.
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Rachael @tinyrayray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got a lamp off of eBay but it was from a charity shop on eBay and it’s onyx so it’ll double as a good murder weapon should the need arise
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* laying in the middle of the freeway No, things are good, why do you ask?
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 29/09/2026
“Not my circus. Not my monkeys,” said the thinly disguised circus owner after a string of monkey-involved bank robberies.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
clowns are made up
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Broke up with my medieval bf because he said scurvy is a myth
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