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Tim Byrne

@tbyrne75.bsky.social
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Barrister, lefty, film / book / comics lover. My children drive me crazy *and* keep me sane. You can be Artificial, or you can have Intelligence. "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 52m
I have found the platonic ideal of an Essendon supporter.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 1h
How I arrived in Bluesky
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Person Running and Fence Jumping
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 4h
An entertaining watch. The whole 'dad misses his daughter's concert' subplot was a bit groanworthy, but the shenanigans with Robert Maxwell, Nintendo and Russia were fun.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 7h
If you see this, post a Witch! 🧙‍♀️🧹🧪🪄🐈‍⬛🐸
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Ponste4 Witches: I Am A Good Witch
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 7h
"Trump and His Gigantic Wagon" is a book for pre-schoolers that Donald still wouldn't be able to read.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 9h
Drop some PHONES [One of the most gut-wrenching scenes in Scorsese's career]
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 9h
Frank Silva manages to radiate evil even when drinking a cup of coffee.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 9h
Top 5 (alphabetical) Because The Night - Garbage / Screaming Females) Hazy Shade of Winter - Bangles Hurt - Johnny Cash Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Placebo Torn - Natalie Imbruglia
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Debbie Northway 🇦🇺🦘🐨 @debbienorthway.bsky.social · 11h
If your business model collapses the second you have to pay people fairly, you don't have a 'viable' business model.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 22h
The Comedy Company (Australia) Dexter Heroes
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Harriet Potter and the Awkward Conversation
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see this, QTP with a bat!
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Robert De Niro as Al Capone with Baseball Bat
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only Potter I care about
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only Potter I care about
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Colonel Potter's 'Horse Hockey!' from M*A*S*H
ALT: Colonel Potter's 'Horse Hockey!' from M*A*S*H
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drop a word that you're in the wrong generation to understand. I'll start : 'Insta-official'
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy 63rd birthday to Elizabeth Shue, who has always understood the assignment.
Elizabeth Shue as Ali Mills in 'The Karate Kid'Elizabeth Shue as Lori Craven in 'Soapdish'Elizabeth Shue as Sera in 'Leaving Las Vegas'Elizabeth Shue as Madelyn Stillwell in 'The Boys'
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some people treat the concept of 'one of the driving forces behind this season of TV was to get you to watch the next season of TV' as a personal affront.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still want to know if Tony Abbott and John Farnham are going to be deported.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sure he'd be absolutely fine with a benevolent dictator confiscating all of his money and distributing it to the needy.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how I flirt
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I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie
ALT: I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drop some TRANSFORMATIONS
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Battle Of The Planets Transmute
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The movie was fun, but I don't think it will surprise many people to learn that first-year law students are not, in fact, permitted to cross-examine witnesses in a murder trial.
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Reese Witherspoon: I Don't Need Backups
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Wee Bey Brice's Mind Blown Shocked Face
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No ifs, buts or qualifiers. Drop the person who you would name as the GREATEST MOVIE STAR of all time.
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Пол Ньюман: Актер и Кинорежиссер
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m glad he spoke slowly and clearly, because it gave me time to finish my standing ovation.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would love to watch someone, in a public setting, address this blancmange as 'Donald' just to watch his head explode from the perceived 'lack of respect'.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or, hidden option, "AI companies should accept the impact of market forces while people actually decide whether they have a viable economic model."
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today a court ordered that I was formally divorced. Mixed emotions. I don't like to think my marriage 'failed'. Rather, after eighteen years together, it ended.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IMO this is the key excerpt from this piece. There is a simple and unwavering refusal to believe that 'nice young white boys' can act in this way.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"When a man marries his mistress, he creates a job vacancy." www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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‘F**ked Up’: Pete Hegseth Admitted to Five Affairs in First Marriage
Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump’s controversial pick for secretary of defense, admitted to his first wife that he had cheated on her five times, calling himself “a f--ked up individual,” as their relations...
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No ifs, buts or qualifiers. Drop the person who you would name as the GREATEST MOVIE STAR of all time.
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Пол Ньюман: Актер и Кинорежиссер
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In Ghostbusters, when Louis Tully gets stalked by Vinz Clortho while all the patrons of the restaurant completely ignore him, it scared the absolute living crap out of me.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DONE DEAL.
Zach Merrett (formerly of Essendon), dressed in a Hawthorn jumper.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy 59th birthday to Guy Pearce, who has always understood the assignment.
Guy Pearce as Det. Lt. Ed Exley in 'L.A. Confidential'Guy Pearce as Leonard Shelby in 'Memento'Guy Pearce as Aldrich Killian in 'Iron Man 3'Guy Pearce as Harrison Lee Van Buren Sr. in 'The Brutalist'
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LMAO at how this woman has to confirm that her husband (of 21 years) is straight.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Simpsons: Lionel Hutz Talks to Bottle
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And I saw red When I opened up the door I saw red My heart just spilled onto the floor And I didn’t need to see his face I saw yours I saw red And then I closed the door I don’t think I’m gonna love you anymore
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
X-Men Without Hats
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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He wants to ride off into the sunset with the love of his life, the successor to his management position and Andre the Giant.
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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man just wants his rug
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Describe your favourite movie by telling us what the main character wants. ---- He wants to sulk and feel sorry for himself because his ex-girlfriend walked into his bar accompanied by her brave, handsome husband.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An absolute masterpiece, and a great adaptation. So many conversations are pretty much verbatim from the book.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This from the novel Layer Cake is glorious.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is one of the fundamental pillars of Scooby-Doo that ghosts don’t actually exist.
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Mikenic at Hanging Rock @miketruk93.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She just wants to make it home from work with her cat.
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sir, this isn't a movie, this is 95% of the output of modern male singer/songwriters.
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A'ja Wilson: "Regular season's cute"
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