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Pinot Evil

@pinotevil.bsky.social
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I do all my own stunts. The evil: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7ps…

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think men that wore the “dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians” T-shirt didn’t think that one through.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At my age, mercury is in hearing aid.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spiritual healing… because we all have mixed drinks about feelings.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I call my heart The Death Star because it is missing some pieces yet it is still somehow functional.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My favourite colour is taupe. I’m still whimsical though.
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Boochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Australia is pushing to make algorithmic content something you can "opt-out" of which makes your feed boring which is exactly what it should be. I don't want to spend all day on social media being angry at irrelevant or even relevant. I've got other shit to do.
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Morning. ☕️
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Rœ @rocam54.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So AI is going to kill us in the next decade or so. Cool. Cool.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I do far too much mediation for someone who is not in HR.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m not here to be liked. It’s love or nothing, bitches.
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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How much is $5,000 divided by 275 million people?
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When blow drying your pubic hair it's important to keep the deceased's personal taste in mind because you don't want to look like an idiot at the funeral
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My job opportunities should explode when they read my updated LinkedIn Page: under skills, I’ve added, “can fall asleep anywhere.”
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Welcome to the airport restaurant, someone will ignore you shortly...
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A free ticket to a U2 concert is pro bono…
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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Crocheting banana hammocks to sell at the craft fair
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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A bear who knows exactly how to avoid ring cameras—a bear burglar.
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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We are all equal at the DMV
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Paint me like one of your sane girls
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/09/2026
I talked about fight club once and absolutely nothing happened
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ME: time to sleep BRAIN: "four" is the only number with the right amount of letters
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Inexplicably started hand jiving while passing a school for mimes and got arrested for inciting a riot
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sorry i yelled "nice catch" when the football smashed you in the bollocks
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Best job i ever had at the zoo was helping the Meerkats apply their eye liner in the morning before the visitors arrived
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In Iceland it's called Beef Björky
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I only know two things... people are overated and never play chess with a cat
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Age is not an indicator of a persons intelligence, i explain to the fireman trying to free my head from the revolving door
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
On which date do you tell them you’re undead?
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Sorry I’m late, but I couldn’t unseal my crypt
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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Nobody puts this fictional character in a corner
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve lost 5 kilograms! No carbs. No sugar. *No wine. *less
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump isn’t fat. He’s pervy.
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Owning a dog is great for those who are fans of walking the streets carrying a little bag of shit.
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me: I CAN go back! I'll show you! Narrator: She was wrong. You can only go back in a DeLorean. She was driving off in a Honda.
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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you’re not letting AI use you to train itself to leave humanity behind, you will get left behind
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 08/09/2026
knuckle tats SOUR MILK
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hakuna my tatas and other famous Disney quotes.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Handing out running fuck slaps at a rate of knots.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I remember when I first learned about nostalgia ahhh those were the days
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“if you love what you do you’ll never work a day in your life" sir I love masturbating and eating doritos who will pay me for this
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump vagina necking the free world with reckless abandon. What a time to be alive.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m “liberal scum” and I’m not even American.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Carpe the Damascus blade.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Andrew Tate looks like one of those diseased goldfish with the bulging eyes in the corner of the tank. But by all means… Carry on with your push-ups.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Crabs… Basically just bugs on a pubic platform.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don’t fake orgasms, I give men postcoital critique like Gordon Ramsay.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dance like nobody is watching, fuck like a praying mantis.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Funny how the people who wear the Yale sweaters are the same people with a literacy level of a fifth grader at best.
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