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Jen

@brokemycoccyx.bsky.social
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Just trying to decide if I want the lotion or the hose.. again.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 3h
Sometimes I just accidentally space out for my entire life
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Executing someone is awful enough but it is beyond horrific that this regime aims to do a public execution. Or many.
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 5h
Jimothy…
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11h
Once you earn a white boy’s trust you may feed him popcorn shrimp right out of your hand
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 11h
Everyone laughs when you say you’re a ninja until they catch a star in the eye
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 10h
Did someone forget to rake the oceans?
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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 12h
My idea of fun is rarely anybody else's idea of fun.
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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 13h
I notice the little things. I get sentimental over really random things. I still dream big. ☀️✨️🌛❤️☀️✨️🌛
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 12h
Your daily affirmation: You are strong. You are powerful. You could devour worlds if you wanted to, though the worlds would have to be very small, like maybe cupcake sized.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 12h
Nothing says high testosterone than shooting an unarmed man in a wheelchair
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 16h
Wake up babe, it’s time to share our dumb thoughts with the world
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 16h
the thing about me is I will nurse a mfer back to health the best I know how
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 14h
Ever think you were born in the wrong century? I feel, deeply in my bones, that I was supposed to be born in a time of reading comprehension.
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 15h
If anybody says “first off..” I’m immediately going with “fuck yo bitch and the clique you claim”
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/10/2026
Any nation that live streams executions is a shithole country.
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Skrill @friorox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's weird how things are so weird.
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Put some of my house back together and only cried a few times…
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was supposed to go to a concert tonight, but it doesn’t feel right..
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry to tell you this, but your Mom has eaten more wieners than Joey Chestnut.
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This isn’t about me. I’m seeing more and more people feeling like they have to resort to living in their cars or storage sheds.. and they are trying to make it illegal to live in your car.. and it’s just a bit overwhelming. We’ve normalized this being okay… it’s not okay…
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The weight of everything..
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t know man, I’m just trying to get through the day
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your mom goes to concerts with her friends and has a wonderful time…
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My safe word is liberty biberty…
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Oh Elle 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i would like some potatoes now
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It should be spelled ellipsiiis
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They’re coming tomorrow to get all the hospice stuff… putting a finality to it at my house
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone special to me sent me food… that meant a lot
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
here…i picked you this salami flower
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mating dance involves intriguing elbow movements but is largely unsuccessful
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Had a chimi.. thought of you…
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just want to be outside
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I'm V and Sunny is my ❤️ 🐾🐾🖌️🎨🚴🏻🧘🏻🏋🏻 @veronicasam13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Help please. I'm going to get health insurance for my dog. There are so many out there now (racket) it's ridiculous to figure out which are the best. Any advice would be appreciated. I didn't want to have to euthanize my baby bc it might cost 10k for whatever. Effin private equity snakes!!🤬
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 07/10/2026
Are you even a modern horror movie if someone isn't smiling weird?!
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d risk it for your biscuit
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m thinking life on other planets see us as a cautionary tale.
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pinball machine flippers as hip tattoos
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve reached the stage where I’m just laying around and watching old episodes of Columbo…
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If this is all a simulation, shouldn’t it be more fun?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A high speed chase, but I’m on my Big Wheel.
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have to drive my mom and her friends to a concert tonight…
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If his favorite part of the date isn't watching your ass jiggle while you wash your face before bed, he doesn't deserve you.
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They say it takes a village to raise a child.. I think adults could benefit from villages, too…
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you are a bauetiful cosmic ravioli
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always..
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kat blackheart @gothfem.me · 21/11/2024
everything is so heavy
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m taking a family violence course this semester.. it’s like a kick in face every Tuesday.. today, I actually started tearing up…
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the world is not simply grody. it is grody to the max.
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Wonder Jenny🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The feminine urge to disappear without a tr
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