Reposted by FameGaceRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I was reminded today that there are stupid questions, and so many of them. 1269
Reposted by FameGaceandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/09/2026Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question" 181203194
Reposted by FameGaceJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Burger King says “have it your way” while remaining a monarchy. Interesting 732186
Reposted by FameGaceDak @dak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I ordered a large pizza for dinner and the delivery guy said 'enjoy the party,' so I had to yell 'food's here guys' into my completely empty hallway. 345942459
Reposted by FameGaceDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026shoot for the stars, bc even if you miss, fuck them stars 15921
Reposted by FameGaceKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Starting a sentence and hoping that it ends well 11336103
Reposted by FameGace🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/09/2026if ai kills us all let me just say it’s been a pleasure meeting all of you but not you darren 32711
Reposted by FameGaceThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ratcheting my humor up to a 4 out of 10 in the work text thread. What the hell, it's Friday 3161
Reposted by FameGaceYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026[narrator voice] he was up exceptionally early that morning, as he always was, like some kind of asshole 119744
Reposted by FameGaceSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You could see forever in the suffocating blue that morning 1112950
Reposted by FameGacemindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026telling my thoughts to go on without me 012655
Reposted by FameGaceDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026*high af, staring at a lava lamp* i can’t believe you defeated Pompeii 04521
Reposted by FameGaceIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I love when someone says “real quick” and then begins a story that requires supporting characters 33912
Reposted by FameGace[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Come on big science we’ve eradicated the vapors but the heebie-jeebies still run rampant 712252
Reposted by FameGaceThomas Costello @thomascostello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I just realized this is my first stadium concert. Wow. 011
Reposted by FameGaceDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Egg salad is chicken salad. Follow me for more culinary facts 6472587
Reposted by FameGaceNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 11/09/2026what you say fuck me for? 1981579
Reposted by FameGaceJimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Reply guy: oh boy they're gonna LOVE this one 053
Reposted by FameGaceRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026when you don’t laugh at my jokes, this is who you’re not laughing at 1717411
Reposted by FameGaceKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Have you dined with us before? ‘Cause you’re giving off a hayseed vibe. 3194
Reposted by FameGaceYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i’d love to see the pie chart that breaks down the split between people who wear their swords on their hip vs people who wear their swords on their back 76510
Reposted by FameGaceThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Perceivable reality will be your undoing. 0155
Reposted by FameGaceJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Grown ass man with hiccups 2118638
Reposted by FameGacePot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I love how on TV shows when someone knocks on a door the people answer immediately. 1213429
Reposted by FameGaceSpooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Men would rather run the dishwasher AND get therapy rather than use that little mismatched spoon of unknown origin 1105
Reposted by FameGaceKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Though I do not understand sign language, the gorilla's gesture was unmistakeable. 13410
Reposted by FameGaceSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I know my dancing is fly when I see the look of disgust on young people’s faces 1118952
Reposted by FameGaceKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Liking” your own texts during an argument establishes dominance 1017456
Reposted by FameGaceamberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They're saying it was the longest short week in history 4286
Reposted by FameGaceDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Walks into HR meeting about my immaturity with my fingers in my ears 314837
Reposted by FameGacelos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Crap, I forgot why I came in here. Boss: This is where you work. 3279106
Reposted by FameGaceJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I still remember the day my father promoted me to general disappointment. 2420118
Reposted by FameGaceSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/04/2025BOSS: Are you high? ME: If I was high could I do this? BOSS: What? You aren't doing anything ME: sorry I'm super high. What was the question? 154572
Reposted by FameGaceJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Honesty is the seventh best policy. 114580
Reposted by FameGaceCaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We are pawns of the coffee industry. Well, I am. You could be a cheerful morning person for all I know. 13411
Reposted by FameGaceJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Bear Tip: before you go camping, please season yourself. Nothing too spicy. 19736
Reposted by FameGaceJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Any time I meet someone under 5’3”, I mentally prepare myself to answer a riddle 1627466
Reposted by FameGaceSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sometimes I look in the mirror, tuck my phone in my pocket, and say "I'd reskeet me" 06936
Reposted by FameGaceFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm finding out way too much for someone who fucks around so little 4551177
Reposted by FameGace✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026how many people have blocked me is none of my business (cause i’ll cry) 10486
Reposted by FameGaceJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm suffering from true memory syndrome. 08247
Reposted by FameGaceKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026never underestimate the power of having even just one person in your corner 510237
Reposted by FameGacechris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think I am accidentally wearing my "only talk to me if you have weird shit to say about everything" pants again. 720657
Reposted by FameGaceDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My coworker tried to get passive aggressive with me today but I’m fully aggressive 510729
Reposted by FameGaceTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 03/09/2026describing your goodies in the alt text bc blind people get thirsty too 109121
Reposted by FameGaceMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you want to figure out if he’s right for you, casually call him “m’lady” & see how he reacts. 2646