iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 6h

proverbial straw in one hand, proverbial Capri Sun in the other

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13h

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14h

This is probably the best SNL sketch imo

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 14h

"Queen Latifah played second base for me one day." - John Kruk

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18h

omg do i have to do everything around here

a search bar with: swede caroline bork bork bork

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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 17h

really impossible to communicate just how great the van culture is in Japan right now www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 18h

I'm a big fan of lurking, looming, scurrying, scrambling, skulking, skittering, scrabbling and clambering, but at the end of the day nothing beats a good scamper

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026

clicking on a muted reply

DEAD DOVE do not eat meme
Jason Bateman opens the bag and goes
I don't know what I expected

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VonTraphaus @vontraphaus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Invented a new cannabis strain called “propane nightmare” but so far the only buyers are former Serbian military interrogators

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

trial and error would be great names for twins

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it's called sound maybe you've heard of it

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sometimes your sleep paralysis demon is really just three cats in a trench coat

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

[phoning in to a bdsm radio show] me: hi, long time listener, first time collar

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Welcome to middle age, you're Squidward now.

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andy 🅱️ @bugay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ok i've seen enough build the case keenum statue

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch

Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sorry it's impossible for me to see Case Keenum without thinking of the drawing the NFL tweeted on the day of the 2018 conference championships

a cartoon image of Case Keenum, Nick Foles, Blake Bortles, and Tom Brady walking towards the Minnesota stadium

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Most people don't expect you to fire a trebuchet at their house, that's what makes it such a fun surprise

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Airplane Intercom: This is your Cap'n speaking. Oops! All berries

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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

pepper jack cheese has vegetable in it

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026

the three little words every woman wants to hear

title card from 'Point Blank' reading

Filmed in PANAVISION®

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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it’s fire time bishes pull up a lawn chair

A roaring fire in a metal ring at night, with my legs and feet resting on an exterior stone ring

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qualiaflow @qualiaflow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

we filter our water by rinsing a light-being under the tap. lately the water tastes faintly of cardamom, and the entity turns a shade bluer every week

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wonder if Kermit the Frog has a very humble doppelganger named Kermit a Frog

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i’m going viral on ClipClop. they’re reposting me on Grublr. everyone’s talking about me on BungTube

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fallen matthew @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

a cell phone you use only to send people ass pics would be called a bun send burner

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Most likely to disappear in a puff of smoke

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harpy @harpy.party · 27/09/2026

snorting crushed up dracula teeth

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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 27/09/2026

Hey y'all, I finally did a thing with the thing that I use to post to this thing! i.n33d.coffee

i.n33d.coffee

Everyone's favorite beverage.

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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

let's all hit our favorite poses

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Beautiful license plate

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jude Law is short for Judicial Lawyer

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key @lefttwix.com · 26/09/2026

yea, the boys 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 back in town but they left when they heard you were coming

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What if Debbie doesn’t Dallas

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

theres always someone who would KILL to have what you have. you must kill them first theyll never stop hunting you

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fat bears fat bears Watcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do when they come for you

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Spooky doowop quartet the Four Eerie Occurrences

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just right-clicked on my dog to view his properties but then I accidentally converted him to a PDF. Now I can't convert him back unless I sign up for a subscription. Does anyone know any free PDF-to-dog converters that aren't full of malware?

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cult papa @cult-papa.com · 26/09/2026

“wrinkle mcstinkle is the only one that has popping nipples because they’re too close together” is a sentence i had to say when describing why this particular fuggler keychain i have has fidget nipples

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[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Thomas the Dank Engine: *massive bong rip* Dude haha I think you just ran over the conductor Percy: Dude that was you!! YOU ran over the conductor!! Thomas: *slightly smaller bong rip* Haha yeah you right

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erick (display name haver) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

2056: the government outlaws all doohickies, thingamajigs, and whatchamacallits A small faction of weird little gadget makers and doodad users are forced to go underground, creating a rebel colony of "Gizmofreaks" operating from the tunnels of New Neo Los Angelkyo This is their story...

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026

the sexual tension between pretending you're not paying attention to something and thinking of the perfect takedown for someone who is

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bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 04/07/2026

cans are such an unsafe and impractical way to store whoop ass. your whoop ass should always be locked in a safe inaccessible to children and the whoop and ass need to be stored separately

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

The best video game crossover of all time is when Rich Gannon from Madden 2003 was also the bad guy in The Legend of Zelda.

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