Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 4hI earned a #MikesTreats Challenge Badge for #AubergineClassics. 1190
Reposted by Azure Emerald Empirebog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 7hi had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience 016350
Reposted by Azure Emerald Empiredeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 6hIs there a folk doctor on the plane 0302
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 11hRobin Leach: (grandly) Video games are trending today on Bluesky! 0121
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 11hHuge biker guy named Humiliation Ritual 0231
Reposted by Azure Emerald EmpireThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 29/09/2026A man so desperate to use the bathroom at a Kroger supermarket in Texas intentionally crashed his 2006 Chevrolet HHR through the building’s front doors because the store was closed, the authorities said.nyti.msA Driver Desperate to Use the Bathroom Plows Into a Kroger in Texas, the Police SayThe driver, James Mansell Lancaster Jr., was upset to find the supermarket in Rosenberg, Texas, closed early Sunday morning, the police said. 5214225
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 16hFrom Why Go On to Wah Gwaan: My Journey Out of Darkness into Irie 0303
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everything reminds me of him (@mincer-ray.bsky.social) 2260
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I offhandedly mentioned that we were going to get some nice hot weather on Friday that would be like a little blast of summer and now my kid keeps mentioning that we’re going to get a blast of summer on Friday 3410
Reposted by Azure Emerald Empirebog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026your computer should fight for its life every time you go to shut it off 37914
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Saw a dorky-looking couple walking around wearing his and hers Pokémon shirts smoking a j. “♫ Nice work if you can get it” 1250
Reposted by Azure Emerald EmpireSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The bag of rotting lettuce, nestled amid those gem-bright peppers, speaks as clear as the skull: Et in Arcadia ego 0121
Reposted by Azure Emerald Empire(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No, this is a fridge, which, with the addition of a human skull and a set of scales laden with florins and guilders, might remind the idle snacker that amid the shady boughs of Nature's bounty gleams Temptation like a baleful lure to bring all Men to their ultimate and eternal Ruin. 1488
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Michael Jordan’s Frank Sinatra Steakhouse 0150
Reposted by Azure Emerald EmpireJLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026Frank Sinatra saying "what's up youtube" 4853
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fucking up really bad is like jazz 29818
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cleft twain on my way home! You can win 1372
Reposted by Azure Emerald Empire{ @postes.zip · 19/02/2025if you die on linkedin you die in real life 411124
Reposted by Azure Emerald Empirepmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Owl Attacking a Bat, by Horaku, early to mid-19th century 10822184
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Man Hands Out Live Scorpions To Trick-Or-Treaters For An Amazing Reason. When I Read Why I Understood. 0352
Reposted by Azure Emerald EmpireCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dragula is actually the number one song in America 251318214
Reposted by Azure Emerald EmpireGNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026An authentication request has been sent to HARP. To verify your identity you must PLAY ENCHANTING MELODY ON HARP 112316
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Annoyingly twee restaurant named The Interesting Pot 2290
Reposted by Azure Emerald Empirehobart mariner @hobartmariner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026smoking that fine-grained, clastic sedimentary: shale 1262
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026(when someone asks if I really like ALL the Beach Boys) Ain’t talkin bout love…Mike Love is rotten to the core… 1161
Reposted by Azure Emerald EmpireWickets Giroux @rigamarock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i knocked on doors for diarrhea 181
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I voted for diarrhea three times 1260
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The scariest scene Cam’ron ever set 0232
Reposted by Azure Emerald Empirechief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 27/09/2026You can re-use the SCOBY from diet coke to ferment more of it 1364
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guy who’s about to kill you: Let’s discuss next steps. 0332
Reposted by Azure Emerald EmpirePudgy Cat @pudgycat.io · 21/09/2026#CatsOfBluesky #Cats #Catsky #PudgyCat #CatWisdom 3354
Reposted by Azure Emerald EmpireUnion Thug™️ @theunionthug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Good morning #BlueSky from the nor’easter soaked NYC. 🌧️ 1354288887
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Real Gs move in silence like lasagna 0250
Reposted by Azure Emerald EmpireOaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is what society needs. Signs that don’t just talk, they know when to listen 1684
Reposted by Azure Emerald EmpireNo Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all. My husband saw me making dinner from my traditional cookbook, he asks me “what tradition? The Pleistocene?” Ah I tell ya. And the sex is bad too, oh boy. I told my husband to take charge in the bedroom and he grabbed his Amex and called a cab! 317622
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What some folks really mean when they claim not to love a rainy night 1241
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What some folks really mean when they claim not to listen to punishing but unapologetically catchy melodic death metal 0212
Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hope you don’t think I’m just whistling dixie when I say that “Bjorn on the Bayou” has what it takes to be the novelty swamp rock sensation of the decade 0130
Reposted by Azure Emerald Empiresalad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Those in charge of America have decided that this is how it's going to be (right wing cesspool) and are too soft to live with the consequences. 2253
Reposted by Azure Emerald EmpireSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Male Fantasies: Women, Floods, Bodies, History 35213
