bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 3hwhat’s up youtube it’s your girl pandora back for another unboxing video, first up here we have… oh no. oh no no no 2237
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 04/07/2026cans are such an unsafe and impractical way to store whoop ass. your whoop ass should always be locked in a safe inaccessible to children and the whoop and ass need to be stored separately 0227
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 25/09/2026the existence of the worldwide web implies the existence of the world spider 010
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 24/09/2026I know it sounds embarrassing at first but I think being caught in one of those net traps that springs up from the ground and dangles you from a tree limb would be super relaxing. it’s like a free hammock 030
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 24/09/2026“to whom it may concern” is just “I don’t know who needs to hear this” wearing business casual 030
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 24/09/2026taking a quintuple dose of iron supplements every day for a month so I can hang out in all the mushroom circles I want 170
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 20/09/2026you’ve heard of alt text, now introducing “alter” text (it’s an edit button) 010
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026is the cure to the male loneliness epidemic becoming a necromancer and raising undead hordes to overrun your enemies? we won’t know until we try 4133
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026I wouldn’t mind the higher grocery prices as much if I knew the cashier was just pocketing the money. if you’re a theiving grocery store employee hmu 094
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 18/09/2026seagulls are the only bird I respect. the miracle of flight and you’re using it to sit in a tree in fucking suburban ohio? be fr right now. go to the beach and scream and steal food like the smart birds 230
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)Donnie, the 0th @blackburnian.bsky.social · 16/02/2025We must imagine Sisyphus employed with benefits 2187
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 15/09/2026every time I wash a big pot I pretend I’m a poor servant boy in medieval europe. mustn’t leave a spot or cook will order me whipped again 041
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026I wouldn’t mind the higher grocery prices as much if I knew the cashier was just pocketing the money. if you’re a theiving grocery store employee hmu 094
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026is the cure to the male loneliness epidemic becoming a necromancer and raising undead hordes to overrun your enemies? we won’t know until we try 4133
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026at the grocery store gripped by the urge to crush a single large strawberry in my fist so they’ll remember me forever 020
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026i’d love to be an npc in a game area the adventurer just left. will i be left to live my life in peace or will I silently despawn? either way sounds so relaxing 020
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 13/09/2026if call centers really wanted to reduce call times they shouldn’t make their employees play that shitty, repetitive music between calls 120
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 12/09/2026now that we’ve done the odyssey remake it’s time to move onto other classics like Nicomachean Ethics by Aristotle, a 3 hour epic monologue with no cuts just a slow steady zoom the whole movie until the last 30 minutes is just teeth 2176
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346470960
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 07/09/2026why do PCs have so many options for rgb lights but none for emitting an ominous hum or aura? 141
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 05/07/2026giving my gold coin to charon for passage over the river styx and he flips the screen around for a tip 1135
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 07/09/2026if I was bluesky I would implement a “poster’s roulette” mode where discarding a draft would automatically post it 5% of the time 141
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 07/09/2026So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without cringe among you, let him first dunk a quote post at her. 000
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 06/09/2026it’s so fun living in the usa, land of the free, home of the brave, country where you take 1d12 psychic damage every time you wake up 020
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 04/09/2026“I hope this email finds you well” weak, wishy-washy “do not try to escape this email” strong, confident, proactive 031
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 02/09/2026microdosing fucking my clone by moaning my own name during sex 010
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 02/09/2026everyone named michael is insecure because deep down they know their name should be pronounced “mich-ell” and they know WE know it too 000
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 02/09/2026in australia instead of “Okay” and “Cancel” their buttons all say “Yeah Nah” and “Nah Yeah” 0122
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026wednesdays are quiet on here bc people are too busy standing at the island in their kitchens staring off into space wondering where it all went wrong 1837686
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 31/08/2026idk who harley and david are but their son sure makes loud motorcycles 071
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 21/01/2024i like when someone stops posting and folks on here are like “are they ok???”. brother that’s what ok looks like. 13950176
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 31/08/2026every soup recipe these days has tomatoes in it, i think we need to go back to when everyone thought tomatoes were dangerous nightshades and throw them into every single soup with no regard for how tired I am of tomato-based soups 000
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You never let me do anything, your honor 628580
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 28/08/2026if they have to keep making LotR spinoffs I want a political thriller about the eagles where no book characters appear and in the last episode you find out it’s all been at the same time as the books because someone mentions in passing that they were away flying some hobbits home from mordor 182
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 28/08/2026one cold one to crack with the boys, one cold one to find them. one cold one to bring them all and in the backyard bind them 041
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 27/08/20262026 is so embarrassing like why do I have to lock in to go grocery shopping. why is doing my emails a grindset. why are there so many tasks just to stay alive 0274
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 25/08/2026maybe lead and mercury aren’t poison and everything else is. maybe I’m not a “mad scientist” but the only sane one in a world of mad non-scientists. did you ever think of that? 010
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026baby got (lower) back (problems) 5614190
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 24/08/2026if your shoulder angel and shoulder devil touch they destroy each other in a process called annihilation where their mass converts completely to energy 000
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 19/08/2026so apparently “you can’t have everything in life” isn’t a good enough explanation for why the servers are down 100
Reposted by bryan (Taylor’s Version)bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 31/01/2025me: why does sisyphus keep pushing that rock up the hill? he never gets anywhere me living through 2025: oh, okay 1337
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 16/08/2026I can’t believe they named an olive after her, she couldn’t even win an election against trump 020
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 16/08/2026describing the specs of my new gaming pc in terms of how many chrome tabs it can open 000
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 16/08/2026a space suit but it’s for air conditioning when I walk around outside 041
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 16/08/2026overcooking my food because I want all the numbers I put on the microwave to get their turn 041
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 15/08/2026but that's my emotional support 367GB of logs filling up the root partition 250
bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 07/08/2026these are the same guy just with different hairstyles and you can’t convince me otherwise 130
