Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 53mThinking about getting into medical device sales. Any advice? 110
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 3hLooking to stay in a milk hotel with a little less neutrality than we’re used to at home. 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 7hI hope by the time I need one that they invent a CPAP machine that doesn’t leave an imprint on your face until dinner time 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 7hNever ask a man his salary, a woman her age or a millennial what music they listened to growing up (it’s probably cringe af) 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 17hYankee Sox? I usually just use toilet paper or kleenex 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 18hWhat, these old things? Thanks, they’re my “fuck me” heels. 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 18hStrawberry doesn’t go with watermelon nothing goes with watermelon watermelons are perfect leave them alone 021
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 19hLil Wayne should run for public office. We deserve that (derogatory). 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 21hHow can you say you don’t eat ass when you have no idea what ghosts are doing to your body while you sleep at night? 000
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 21hThere are two types of White Stripes songs: truck commercials and SNL sketches 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 21hIf you named your dog Kaya there’s a 100% chance virtually everyone assumes you blow pot smoke in its face and they judge you for it. 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 23hYou can like my skeets during business hours. I’m not a narc. 020
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 23hWake and build me up before you go go and let me down, buttercup. 000
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 23hAs a Caucasian stoner the only things I’m trying to keep white are my eyes, and even that seems like an act of futility 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I’ve learned anything from the internet it’s that “buttload” is a relative term. 000
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. Turns out for the most part shit generally sticks to walls. 042
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Guitars shouldn’t have carrying handles built into them 120
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I do not want to listen to any music that “feels timeless.” 020
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They’re doing a werewolf movie that just looks like the Nosferatu movie and I’m sorry but I think that’s kinda dumb. 011
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can’t say things aren’t cum flavored if you haven’t tasted MY cum 110
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Popping one of my balls back in so my inner demons can suck it 110
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jeff Goldblum is a talentless sellout hack and I’m tired of pretending he isn’t. 000
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whenever I burp aggressively I call it a hate burp 000
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 27/09/202630 Seconds To (eat this motherfucking) Mars (bar) 000
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 27/09/202630 Seconds to Maroon 5 Guys Burgers & Fries on Mars 151
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The older I get the more I realize that what I once thought were the great mysteries of the world turned out to just be combinations of mixed polymers 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tech question on a Saturday: does anyone know how to accurately convert voice memos/m4a to text for free??? 200
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Someone should invent magnetic nail polish and magnetic press-on nails that you could easily swap out and it shouldn’t be a straight dude. 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Movie credits are too long. I don’t care who made rollypolly sandwiches for the New Zealand crew and I’m tired. 120
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I never got into They Might Be Giants because what if I really liked them and went to go see them and they really were giants and they killed everyone? 000
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just realized that vowels are where you don’t close your airway while saying it and with consonants you DO close your airway and how that’s pretty neat 120
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Time to get what I like to call “ooga booga-level stoned.” 120
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m a private person. Chances are I’m playing with mine right now. 010
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Friendly reminder that you aren’t truly fully clean unless you’re zestfully clean. 000
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Kinda messed up that the bride of Frankenstein was fucking Frankenstein’s monster. 142
Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026An escape room but where you have to escape the toils of working for 8 hours a day 5 days a week until you die 120
