cult papa @cult-papa.com · 20mno it’s fine captain picard by all means do that evasive maneuver while i’m shitlodged in the maintenance vents of this haunted hayride of a space fairing vessel like the constipated turd i feel. 1161
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 4hthere's an evil in my phone that keeps making me look at things i don't want to see. maybe one more scroll will do it 050
Reposted by cult papapork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5hthinkin about makin a big ol ziti this weekend while watching some Prestige Television 1211
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 7hthe doctor wrote the cool S on the prescription pad so yeah, i’m pretty sure i’m sick as hell 090
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 7hit’s whimpering wednesday, just let out a fresh one upon opening my work email. first of many i assume 040
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 29/09/2026“no baby i swear it was my muse agent that messaged all those women. you have to believe me” 181
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 29/09/2026i’m jotting down my unwell wishes towards you in my pokopia ditto notebook btw 180
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 28/09/2026STOP FUCKING WITH THE FOOD I WANT TO BE ABLE TO EAT FOOD RFK JR YOU LEATHER FEED BAGstatic.klipy.comJake Gyllenhaal Angry ScreamAlt: Jake Gyllenhaal Angry Scream 1223
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 28/09/2026*horns blaring from above* IT IS TOO LATE taking concerta with an energy drink broke the seal! Your feeble attempt to quell the evil with 2 handfuls of cheez-its can do nothing to halt what comes next you’re going to be an asshole now forever Everyone hates you Everyone is being annoying on purpose! 110
Reposted by cult papaOlivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026in case anyone was wondering what happens if ants realize there’s sugar water in those waterpik flosser machines, the answer is that you shoot ants into your mouth WITH the water and don’t realize it until you spit them out into the sink 5150538
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 27/09/2026I WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAME. WHY IS THE DESPAIR SQUARE ROBBING ME OF MY TIME 180
Reposted by cult papaceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud 811447142
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 27/09/2026i'm tired of hearing about whats coming to fortnite. come to normal things like homegrown simpsons stuff 050
Reposted by cult papabrad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I LOVE READING THINGS ON THE INTERNET 091
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 26/09/2026man i’m so restless. i better not look on my weather app and see that it’s a fuckin full moon out tonight 170
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 26/09/2026“wrinkle mcstinkle is the only one that has popping nipples because they’re too close together” is a sentence i had to say when describing why this particular fuggler keychain i have has fidget nipples 292
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 25/09/2026yeah the beast that eats me has consumed most parts of my fleshy vessel but at least it’s creators made it look kinda cute 030
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 25/09/2026no you cannot seek refuge in my home you giant disgusting stink bug 111
Reposted by cult papacult papa @cult-papa.com · 15/09/2026it’s too late i have already depicted you as the butterfly in the sky and i can go twice as high 1182
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 25/09/2026i put your peen in a cats eye marble and now i got your dick by the balls send post 060
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 25/09/2026yes iphone. this is an important photo memory for you to highlight to me 280
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 25/09/2026girl are you ovulating or do you normally make snarling sounds of the beast from the tales 1110
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 25/09/2026you cannot bait my rage for i am already too angry for this digital hell 02310
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 24/09/2026a package that has always said it was coming on friday is still on time to be delivered tomorrow and i can't believe the audacity of it not showing up right now when i want it to be here 293
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 24/09/2026sorry man the full nuance of your real opinion wasn't conveyed in your drive-by shitpost for the laff, so i have deduced you are incredibly dumb 090
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 24/09/2026insurance companies watching me drive safe and not take risks while collecting their lion share of my paycheck 0132
Reposted by cult papaRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026thanks. from there i found www.chrisbuck.com/blog/chris-f...chrisbuck.comChris Farley, 1994 — Chris Buck - Photographer / DirectorFlipping through the contact sheets after his death, the pictures depicted him as dramatic and sad that was not pretentious, but actually telling. 011
cult papa @cult-papa.com · 23/09/2026old boss insisted on everyone using ai. wanted us to use ai to write our self reviews. he used ai to summarize the ai written review. then he used ai to write his response based on the ai summary of the ai review. i’m sure there isn’t a total collapse baked into that or anything. 080